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ESPN Formula™ For Original Programming...

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Willco

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STEP 1. CATCHY ONE WORD TITLE (ex. "PLAYMAKERS", "HU$TLE", "3", "TILT")

STEP 2. PLAY PROMO MATERIAL EVERY 44.3 SECONDS ON EVERY ESPN NETWORK WITH CATCHY EXCERPTS (ex. "If we're gonna hurt him in a cash game, you've gotta get out the kiddie pool and start makin' moves!", "All I wanna do is race, daddy!")

STEP 3. ???

STEP 4. PROFIT!!!

... What's next ESPN? Maybe...

Ving Rhames and Stephen Root star as Michael Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser in the controversial ESPN Network Production, "INTERRUPTED". In the offices of The Washington Post, Wilbon fights racism and bigotry as his climbs the corporate ladder. Meanwhile, Kornheiser's life spirals out of control into a cesspool of drugs and sex when he's introduced to a gambling czar named Keslo Tailor (played by Rutger Hauer). Throughout it all, they form the upstart cable show "Pardon the Interruption" and in the end, learn a valuable life lesson.

PROMO 1

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"Hah! Now this is what I call a party!"

PROMO 2

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"If I don't get my money in 24 hours... I'm going to kill you."

PROMO 3

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"I ain't ever gonna stop, Tony. They ain't neva gonna stop me!"
 
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