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a'la mode said:
I'm sorry you don't like being pointed out that the song was not very good, and that the only reason it won the audience vote was an aggressive social media/ad campaign to buy the votes!

Maybe you'd feel better about it if you'd try to deflect by saying I'm an anti-semitist or something? You could try that! Oh wait, you already did. Hmm, well, I'm sure you can come up with something else that's equally witty.
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You mean the constant, daily anti-israel news in all western media since 10/7? Yeah I'm sure that was in favor of their ESC candidate.
 
a'la mode said:
Israel organized an extensive social media campaign together with ads to try to get people to vote for them. The power of advertising and outreach at play, the resulting point distribution is far from natural and organic - obviously people would not really vote for this song with such a skew on its merits alone.

They'd probably somehow receive 12 points from Palestine too if they were eligible for a televote, by having Mossad goons make people vote at gunpoint if nothing else.
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Yeah man, a YT ad is the same as voting with a gun to your head. And sure, the Mossad is engineering votes for Eurovision.

Honestly, I think the goon is rotting your brain.
 
a'la mode said:
Israel organized an extensive social media campaign together with ads to try to get people to vote for them. The power of advertising and outreach at play, the resulting point distribution is far from natural and organic - obviously people would not really vote for this song with such a skew on its merits alone.

They'd probably somehow receive 12 points from Palestine too if they were eligible for a televote, by having Mossad goons make people vote at gunpoint if nothing else.
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I agree. Mossad must have put something in the water because I have the sudden urge to vote for Israel 10 times.
 
I think our song (Michelle) is really good, best one I like since Toy, and I thought we had a real chance to win. His voice was amazing live, but the entire staging, what he's wearing, that stupid low-cost prop in the middle really hurts it's so bad.
 
Reizo Ryuu said:
wow cyprus' live sounded awful, but it will obviously score because it has a catchy hook, flashy performance and hot singer.
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you weren't kidding I'm not watching the second semi, but because of you I went and watched. WTF?!

If they pass after this it's really a joke.
 
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I still like switzerland the best, but france definitely nailed their live, expecting high scores for that voice.

edit: lmao cyprus with that awful live made it and switzerland didn't 🤷‍♂️
 
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sono said:
Why does the UK entry not have english lyrics

And its awful
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Huh? It's mostly English, or do you mean he says 1, 2, 3 in German therefore = bad?

It's a bit weird because majority of other countries sing their whole songs in English which noone cares about but when we have a song with three German words in its wrong.

(It isn't the first time we've done it either)

Also, I don't mind it actually, better than most of our entries, but then, I've watched a good few of the guys videos through the years so maybe I'm biased.... His Furby keyboard is awesome, he's like a musical Colin Furze)
 
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