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[Jeffahn]

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

The Full Story

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[Attack You]

Ow, my intelligence...

 

[Ferrio]

*sits back to watch the idiots*

 

[temp]

THIS IS CLEARLY A JOKE ARTICLE

 

[Drozmight]

haha.

 

[DeEJaYMiND]

LoL :lol :lol :lol The Onion strikes again :lol :lol

 

[3phemeral]

You guys clicked the link... right...?

[edit] Nice of everyone who posted before DeEJaYMiND to change their responses now they know it was an Onion article ^_~

 

[Rocket Punch]

:lol

The Onion, nice one.

 

[Brannon]

I make it a point to buy an Onion compilation book every few months or so. A treat for the eyes I say.

 

[maynerd]

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

The Full Story

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Umm... This IS the onion you know.

 

[Macam]

The Onion's top story rocks:lol:

Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina

 

[SpoonyBard]

They stole my idea

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

The Full Story

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God, I was hoping that this would be true.

 

[Nightbringer]

An Evangelist cannot be a scientific since the Bible is a pure lies book in the science.

 

[Jeffahn]

Umm... This IS the onion you know.

I believe the theory is as valid as ID. Other sites will pick up on the story very soon.

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[ZombieSupaStar]

O_O

 

[Zaptruder]

I believe the theory is as valid as ID. Other sites will pick up on the story very soon.

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I don't believe you

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Spoiler

Nah, I'm just kidding. You're a good guy.