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Ever been so drunk you broke a bone and didnt know it till the next day?

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StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
Yeah, I thought waking up with a hangover was bad.. try waking up with a broken big toe... I dont know how I did it, but the fucker is purple and wont move... and surprisingly is important for walking.

Also, this house I was at had a two story pier, and I peed off of the second deck, not realizing there were people below me. .. I dont think any got on them, but they started screaming for me to stop, and I just yelled back "I cant, just give it a minute"

:lol
 
I was pretty badly burned by a cigarette and had no idea till my buddy showed me the next day. He said it was T2 style. Some idiot straight up put out his cigarette on my arm and I was so drunk I didn't even flinch.
 

pestul

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At my HS Graduation field party I got fucking tanked, puked on a chick, fell asleep in a hotbox.. was dragged out and left in the cold. A few people stepped on my face that night while I was out. I was a little purple and close to pnemonia in the morning. All in good fun. :D
 

Poody

What program do you use to photoshop a picture?
No but when i get buzzing and drive, I could drive 100 mph on the freeway and it would still feel like 65. Thats how i got caught 2 days ago. The cops new i was buzzing but I did pass the eye test. Thank god he didn't give me a sobriety.
 

Rei_Toei

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Hah, a friend of mine once broke his foot when he crashed through the ceiling at a party. Thing was, he had a lot of pain but we just said he should stop being a pussy. Next morning, whe told him to make tea. So he did, but he had enormous pain. Turned out later his foot was broken at three seperate places :lol.

As for me, I've walked about 2 km. in my previous town unconscious, well, probably didn't walk but crawled, looking at all the dirt and the state of my pants the day after that. Also, that night I lost my keys, same night a storm fucked up a tree near the place I lost the keys, made it kinda hard to search for them. A friend almost drowned with his bike that same night. A, Highschool time, had a blast.
 
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