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Back in November, Jared Fogle—whose 200-pound weight loss story became one of Subway's spotlight ad campaigns for more than a decade—was sentenced to 15 years and eight months in prison for possessing child pornography and having sex with a minor. Now, after just three months into his sentence, the ex-spokesman has gained back a hefty portion of those pounds.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/food-cocktails/a54648/ex-subway-spokesman-jared-fogle-gaining-weight/

It's apparently from stress eating, that and all the harassment for him being a pedo and probably due to his former celebrity status, but moreso the former than the latter.

 

[Team Alucard]

 

[Livingskeletons]

Full circle.

 

[Krejlooc]

He's a horrible human being and deserves a horrible body.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

body shaming criminals is cool now?

 

[Kyou]

More cushion for et cetera

 

[Einchy]

How does someone stress eat in prison?

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Yeah, that's the New York Post all right

tacky levels off the charts

 

[dextran]

Do they have buffets in prison? I thought you get a slice of bologne and a scoop of beans.
It'd not like he can munch on potatoes chips on the couch.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

body shaming criminals is cool now?

I mean, we had a Hitler dick thread just a minute ago, sooo..

How does someone stress eat in prison?

You're horrible for making that joke..for shame..

 

[Krejlooc]

body shaming criminals is cool now?

This dude deserves all the shame in the world

 

[params7]

More cushion for et cetera

For forced pushin?

 

[Poodlestrike]

body shaming criminals is cool now?

I feel p. comfortable with it in this case yah.

 

[Princess Viola]

good

scumbag

 

[Piston Hyundai]

body shaming criminals is cool now?

won't somebody think of the pedophiles

 

[perfectchaos007]

I've seen the show Lockup, and I would lose a ton of weight in prison. Those prison cafeteria foods makes your local American public junior high cafeteria seem gourmet.

 

[Data West]

Haha rape!

 

[Kozak]

Well a lot of protein without working out is just gunna get you fat

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I feel p. comfortable with it in this case yah.

You suck, btw. Every time I see you, I think the worst parts of Japanese history and those who defend it lol..

Well a lot of protein without working out is just gunna get you fat

Horrible..😐

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Do they have buffets in prison? I thought you get a slice of bologne and a scoop of beans.
It'd not like he can munch on potatoes chips on the couch.

Prisons usually have commissaries where inmates can buy some extra food and other stuff.

Edit: yeah reading the article that's what they claim it is

 

[Optimusdouche]

That headline is disgusting. A sentence to prison is not a sentence to be raped.

Fogle is certainly a disgusting piece of shit. But lots of our heroes, like David Bowie loved having sex with and targeting underage girls. Yet Fogle is the scum of the earth and Bowie may as well be Jesus.

Shouldn't Bowie or Jimmy Page's identity also be known as rapists?

 

[Zantetsuken]

Those honey buns from the commissary have too many calories, Jared.

 

[Einchy]

I mean, we had a Hitler dick thread just a minute ago, sooo..

You're horrible for making that joke..for shame..

You suck, btw. Every time I see you, I think the worst parts of Japanese history and those who defend it lol..

Horrible..<span class="EmojiInput mj783" title="Neutral Face ::neutral_face::"></span>

Are you doing a bit right now?

 

[Stinkles]

Get Soft.

 

[Krejlooc]

That headline is disgusting. A sentence to prison is not a sentence to be raped.

Fogle is certainly a disgusting piece of shit. But lots of our heroes, like David Bowie loved having sex with and targeting underage girls. Yet Fogle is the scum of the earth and Bowie may as well be Jesus.

Shouldn't Bowie or Jimmy Page's identity also be known as rapists?

If what you say is true, then yup.

 

[Poodlestrike]

You suck, btw. Every time I see you, I think the worst parts of Japanese history and those who defend it lol..

Horrible..&#128528;

All I ask is to be remembered

 

[plagiarize]

You know Subway were secretly hoping for this.

 

[kittenbreath]

More cushion for et cetera

Well a lot of protein without working out is just gunna get you fat

This is gross

 

[Skellig Gra]

body shaming criminals is cool now?

Only if they are pedos

 

[TUSR]

Thanks Cosmopolitan.

 

[lawnchair]

That headline is disgusting. A sentence to prison is not a sentence to be raped.

Fogle is certainly a disgusting piece of shit. But lots of our heroes, like David Bowie loved having sex with and targeting underage girls. Yet Fogle is the scum of the earth and Bowie may as well be Jesus.

Shouldn't Bowie or Jimmy Page's identity also be known as rapists?

david bowie is above all human conceptions of morality

 

[Stinkles]

That headline is disgusting. A sentence to prison is not a sentence to be raped.

Fogle is certainly a disgusting piece of shit. But lots of our heroes, like David Bowie loved having sex with and targeting underage girls. Yet Fogle is the scum of the earth and Bowie may as well be Jesus.

Shouldn't Bowie or Jimmy Page's identity also be known as rapists?

I'm not familiar with Bowie or Page accusations, but I have no idea what they have to do with this thread which is about a proven, convicted and incarcerated rapist.

I'm not defending the folks you mention, it just seems random.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Maybe he should lay off the potato chips

Former inmates swear these are the best potato chips in the world, and they are only available in prisons

 

[Gordon Shumway]

That headline is disgusting. A sentence to prison is not a sentence to be raped.

Fogle is certainly a disgusting piece of shit. But lots of our heroes, like David Bowie loved having sex with and targeting underage girls. Yet Fogle is the scum of the earth and Bowie may as well be Jesus.

Shouldn't Bowie or Jimmy Page's identity also be known as rapists?

"Our" heroes? &#128533;

Are you doing a bit right now?

What, exactly, are you implying?

All I ask is to be remembered

Mission accomplished, homie lol..

Maybe he should lay off the potato chips

Former inmates swear these are the best potato chips in the world, and they are only available in prisons

No shit? That's pretty funny..

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Didn't take long for the prison rape jokes to start I guess.

 

[panty]

He will end his life in prison.

 

[Red]

Didn't take long for the prison rape jokes to start I guess.

It's like a reflex. Rape jokes are to prison as bless you is to sneezes.

 

[jerry1594]

I don't feel sorry for him at all. Getting fat for being harassed is nothing.

 

[Maximo]

Haha rape!

I thought society matured alittle and was over laughing at people getting rapped in prison..guess not..

 

[Einchy]

What, exactly, are you implying?

That what you replied didn't make any sense so it must be a bit you're doing that I don't get it. Because my "horrible joke" isn't a joke at all. The story says he has been stress eating so I asked how that's possible in prison.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Didn't take long for the prison rape jokes to start I guess.

Blame the New York Post.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

It's like a reflex. Rape jokes are to prison as bless you is to sneezes.

I always say "bless me, and to hell with you." Thanks, stepmom!

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Maybe he should lay off the potato chips

Former inmates swear these are the best potato chips in the world, and they are only available in prisons

How is their tagline not "Worth going to prison for"!?

It's like a reflex. Rape jokes are to prison as bless you is to sneezes.

Grow the hell up.

 

[Takuan]

He's in a low security facility FYI, living a pretty lush life all things considered.

I suppose real jail would've been a death sentence.

 

[The Albatross]

Blame the New York Post.

New York Post doesn't have a gaf account, and if a pic is posted with no description, all you can do is assume the poster agrees with its intentions

 

[perfectchaos007]

How is their tagline not "Worth going to prison for"!?



Grow the hell up.

It's a dilemma

"So the Moon Lodge chips present us with a tough choice," a review on taquitos.net reads. "Abide by the law, or get a chance to enjoy these delicious chips on a regular basis."

 

[Rembrandt]

How does someone stress eat in prison?

lmaooo

that commissary money, though.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Maybe he should lay off the potato chips

Former inmates swear these are the best potato chips in the world, and they are only available in prisons

That's super random, heh.

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

That headline is still pretty distasteful

 

[Gordon Shumway]

lmaooo

RIGHT?!