"What in the wide, wide, worlda sports is-a goin' on here? I wanted y'all to get a little track laid, and you're jumpin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
"Aw, hell! Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Hedley Lamarr: Goooood !! Next !