Fake Yamauchi interview

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There is a great fake Yamauchi interview floating around. Here is a link.
http://www.gamerah.com/noticias.php?bias=180#180 and some of my favorite comments.

here are some quotes.
Speaking of Iwata:
"But he knows both about the business and creative sides of Nintendo. He designed Kirby, and even if it now looks a bit dated and, let's be honest, homosexual, it still is a popular character with children and adults alike."

Speaking of Microsoft's offer to buy Nintendo:
"Economically, it was a very tempting offer. I won't say how much they offered for how many shares, but in all my years in the industry I had never heard of a quantity remotely like that one."

Speaking about his speech to the Nintendo board after blocking the possible sale to Microsoft:
"I said, well, I'd rather not repeat it. Alright, I told them to lick my balls."

"They thought it was a joke. They were probably saying, look at the old tiny yellow man, he's angry now. Well, that did it. I stood on my chair and put my hands around my mouth to amplify my voice, see, and said, in English, slowly and forming the words very carefully - 'Hey, Ballmer, why don't you suck my tiny yellow balls?'

Speaking about PSP:
"The PSP is probably the worst concept for a handheld device I've ever seen. And I should know, I released the Virtual Boy.
 
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It's official -- I have now directly or indirectly been pointed to this more often than the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

And I got pointed to the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese a LOT.
 
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