Farrell-Lohan shit

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Colin Farrell is a weird man. Lohan, 17, gives the guy her number. Guy says "Wait till next year!". A year later, Farrell, 28, gets her in bed.

THIS IS A SIN! They should both go to hell.
 
Foreign Jackass said:
Colin Farrell is a weird man. Lohan, 17, gives the guy her number. Guy says "Wait till next year!". A year later, Farrell, 28, gets her in bed.

THIS IS A SIN! They should both go to hell.
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Fuck that. She is legal. if I were him I would love bag her. She has an amazing body.
 
Colin Farrel is so cool :) Haha... his star will shine long after her skanky one dims (what's happening to me I actually liked Lindsay til I saw the rumours video)
 
Foreign Jackass said:
Colin Farrell is a weird man. Lohan, 17, gives the guy her number. Guy says "Wait till next year!". A year later, Farrell, 28, gets her in bed.

THIS IS A SIN! They should both go to hell.
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I think that's pretty cool, actually. :lol
 
I was really praying this was about Will Farrell.

P.S. Why do people think this girl's so hot? There's a whole universe of hot girls, and they choose her?
 
mattiewheels said:
I was really praying this was about Will Farrell.

P.S. Why do people think this girl's so hot? There's a whole universe of hot girls, and they choose her?
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Uhm, because she has massive [real] tits and she's just barely 18? Just a guess...
 
Foreign Jackass said:
Those tits are not real. Santa Claus is not real. The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, not real. Time to wake up.
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Have you felt them? Judging from the movement and her claims (it would seem pretty stupid to lie about it considering the number of people who would be able to leak the truth), I think they're real. I'm really getting tired of this argument and your attempts to bait people into it.
 
Yeah, I'm baiting everyone on this subject everyday. Just the other day, I told my granma, look at those boobs, they're fake! She fell for it, too. We fought until her wheelchair fell over and she died.
 
she's also quite pretty, not very chieseled gorgeous face, but cutesy pretty face.
so whats this about farrel and lohan? i thought all these young girls were virgins? ;)
you mean to tell me mandy moore has had sex? nooooooooooooooooooo
 
Foreign Jackass said:
Yeah, I'm baiting everyone on this subject everyday.
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Well, you did it twice in this thread.

Foreign Jackass said:
Just the other day, I told my granma, look at those boobs, they're fake! She fell for it, too. We fought until her wheelchair fell over and she died.
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At least some good came of it I guess.
 
Foreign Jackass said:
Yeah, I'm baiting everyone on this subject everyday. Just the other day, I told my granma, look at those boobs, they're fake! She fell for it, too. We fought until her wheelchair fell over and she died.
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Sacre bleu!
 
How can I be baiting about this? Is this some kind of controversy? Would I be baiting if I said Santa Claus doesn't exist? Or that I'm fuckin broke? Those are universal truths.

And who the hell would get so upset as to be "baited" about the fakeness of Lohan's breasts? I mean get your hands on some real ones, and stop being a jerk.
 
Foreign Jackass said:
How can I be baiting about this? Is this some kind of controversy?
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Let's just look at the thread...

You start it by saying nothing about her looks. The original subject was about Colin Farrell being able to nail her. It's unclear how exactly you feel about this.

Then, two posts later, with zero prompting, you bring up Lohan's supposed fake tits.

Then, when no one bites, you bring it up again in response to someone praising her looks.

As far as I can tell, your whole reasoning for starting this thread was to draw people into an argument over Lohan's alleged fake tits and how they relate to her overall appearance. Seeing as how this wasn't mentioned in your original post in any form, your obviously trying to bait people. If this isn't the case, then, what was the point of this thread?

Jesus, I feel retarded for even letting this discussion go this far.
 
Minotauro said:
Then, two posts later, with zero prompting, you bring up Lohan's supposed fake tits.
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False. This post was a joke about a post on Britney's white trash transformation.

Minotauro said:
Then, when no one bites, you bring it up again in response to someone praising her looks.
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Foreign Jackass said:
Saying that Lohan has a nice body is like saying an inflated rubber doll has great boobs. They're both as fake, remember.
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Notice that I'm saying they're BOTH AS FAKE. Which means Lohan and the rubber doll are fake. I wasn't talking about the boobs specifically, I meant that Lohan is fake. I was only posting as an answer to someone saying that she was pretty. And that's where YOU came in.

Minotauro said:
If this isn't the case, then, what was the point of this thread?
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Well, it's a thread about a relationship between a 28 years old man, and an 18 years old slut who wanted to date him a year earlier.

Minotauro said:
Jesus, I feel retarded
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Admitting is the first step. Great job.

Funny how saying Lindsay Lohan isn't all that is considered trolling now. I didn't know this forum was full of 14 year old girls.
 
Okay, in order to avoid having to continue this back and forth semantic argument with no real progress being made, I'm going to discontinue it now. Congratulations, you're more stubborn than me.
 
Fact: Lindsay Lohan's tits are FAKE. If you've seen particular pictures, you would know.

BUT SHE SAID THEY WERE REAL!!

Well, fuck, forget the damning evidence then!
 
I see why Lohan's pops is going all crazy... Look at the people that are after his daughter! I mean Colin Farrel is old as hell, if you had a famous daughter who just turned 18, and some 30 something man with a known rep has been smashin your daughter, you're gonna be pissed too!

Thank goodness I'm not her father, cuz I'd still hit it with a fury like no other
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Colin Farrell sleeps with anything that moves. I wouldn't be surprised if he's stricken with a deadly STD. This is common knowledge in Hollywood. Why would you envy him for sleeping with a female that knowingly sleeps with a man so diseased? Shouldn't you be taken aback with disgust at Lohan?
 
I had a friend who used to work out in the same gym as Farrell before he became famous, he says even back then the guy got a ton of chicks.
 
Foreign Jackass said:
How can I be baiting about this? Is this some kind of controversy? Would I be baiting if I said Santa Claus doesn't exist? Or that I'm fuckin broke? Those are universal truths.

And who the hell would get so upset as to be "baited" about the fakeness of Lohan's breasts? I mean get your hands on some real ones, and stop being a jerk.
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I remember your other thread...I think I might be getting an understanding where Mike may have been coming from :lol

And Lindsay Lohan is generic, walk into a shopping mall one day and you'll find half a dozen girls like her.
 
soundwave05 said:
I had a friend who used to work out in the same gym as Farrell before he became famous, he says even back then the guy got a ton of chicks.
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Exactly. He dips into anything that moves. Lohan is easy. She's been ran up into by plenty of guys. They deserve one another.
 
Lohan is a cokehead, too, so it's not as if she's an illustrious catch. The girl is tainted, soon to be sucked dry of whatever self-respect she had upon entering the industry.
 
JeffDowns said:
WTF are you talking about? I didn't mean that like 'if i was her father i'd hit it" I meant it like, I'm glad I'm not her father, cuz I would hit it. You sick fuck.
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:lol Are you sure? Understand that having the word "still" in such a context carries some significance.
 
XS+ said:
Colin Farrell sleeps with anything that moves. I wouldn't be surprised if he's stricken with a deadly STD. This is common knowledge in Hollywood. Why would you envy him for sleeping with a female that knowingly sleeps with a man so diseased? Shouldn't you be taken aback with disgust at Lohan?
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This is quite possibly the worst argument I've heard on this board from someone other than Drinky Crow.
 
Fresh Prince said:
And Lindsay Lohan is generic, walk into a shopping mall one day and you'll find half a dozen girls like her.
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I don't think they come around that easily man. She's actually very cute aside from the obvious assets she has. And cute redheads aren't that plentiful and with tits like that... I know a couple but not many.
 
J2 Cool said:
I don't think they come around that easily man. She's actually very cute aside from the obvious assets she has. And cute redheads aren't that plentiful and with tits like that... I know a couple but not many.
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I was speaking in terms to look not to get with, however your point on redheads is true but a bit of colour can fix that :D
Maybe a lot of 'teens' dress like her so who really knows....
 
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