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[Foreign Jackass]

Colin Farrell is a weird man. Lohan, 17, gives the guy her number. Guy says "Wait till next year!". A year later, Farrell, 28, gets her in bed.

THIS IS A SIN! They should both go to hell.

 

[Team Rancid]

Farrell is the man! He also got Britney before her whit trash transformation.

 

[Gattsu25]

take an anti-depressant

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Too bad he couldn't get Lohan before she got implants.

 

[MrPing1000]

Farrell does everyone I wouldn't worry. He's like toothpaste to women

 

[aparisi2274]

Colin Farrell is a weird man. Lohan, 17, gives the guy her number. Guy says "Wait till next year!". A year later, Farrell, 28, gets her in bed.

THIS IS A SIN! They should both go to hell.

Fuck that. She is legal. if I were him I would love bag her. She has an amazing body.

 

[Odnetnin]

Colin Farrel is so cool Haha... his star will shine long after her skanky one dims (what's happening to me I actually liked Lindsay til I saw the rumours video)

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Saying that Lohan has a nice body is like saying an inflated rubber doll has great boobs. They're both as fake, remember.

 

[Minotauro]

Saying that Lohan has a nice body is like saying an inflated rubber doll has great boobs. They're both as fake, remember.

Stop trolling.

 

[Duck of Death]

Colin Farrell is a weird man. Lohan, 17, gives the guy her number. Guy says "Wait till next year!". A year later, Farrell, 28, gets her in bed.

THIS IS A SIN! They should both go to hell.

I think that's pretty cool, actually. :lol

 

[tedtropy]

Too bad he couldn't get Lohan before she got implants.

Yeah, I think he'll manage...

 

[DeEJaYMiND]

Saying that Lohan has a nice body is like saying an inflated rubber doll has great boobs. They're both as fake, remember.

WHO FUCKING CARES ???? Check this out -> http://www.lohanfreestyle.com/

 

[Foreign Jackass]

I already saw that, and it was NOT funny.

 

[DeEJaYMiND]

Yes it is

 

[mattiewheels]

I was really praying this was about Will Farrell.

P.S. Why do people think this girl's so hot? There's a whole universe of hot girls, and they choose her?

 

[Minotauro]

I was really praying this was about Will Farrell.

P.S. Why do people think this girl's so hot? There's a whole universe of hot girls, and they choose her?

Uhm, because she has massive [real] tits and she's just barely 18? Just a guess...

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Those tits are not real. Santa Claus is not real. The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, not real. Time to wake up.

 

[Minotauro]

Those tits are not real. Santa Claus is not real. The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, not real. Time to wake up.

Have you felt them? Judging from the movement and her claims (it would seem pretty stupid to lie about it considering the number of people who would be able to leak the truth), I think they're real. I'm really getting tired of this argument and your attempts to bait people into it.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Yeah, I'm baiting everyone on this subject everyday. Just the other day, I told my granma, look at those boobs, they're fake! She fell for it, too. We fought until her wheelchair fell over and she died.

 

[nitewulf]

she's also quite pretty, not very chieseled gorgeous face, but cutesy pretty face.
so whats this about farrel and lohan? i thought all these young girls were virgins?
you mean to tell me mandy moore has had sex? nooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Minotauro]

Yeah, I'm baiting everyone on this subject everyday.

Well, you did it twice in this thread.

Just the other day, I told my granma, look at those boobs, they're fake! She fell for it, too. We fought until her wheelchair fell over and she died.

At least some good came of it I guess.

 

[nitewulf]

Yeah, I'm baiting everyone on this subject everyday. Just the other day, I told my granma, look at those boobs, they're fake! She fell for it, too. We fought until her wheelchair fell over and she died.

Sacre bleu!

 

[Foreign Jackass]

How can I be baiting about this? Is this some kind of controversy? Would I be baiting if I said Santa Claus doesn't exist? Or that I'm fuckin broke? Those are universal truths.

And who the hell would get so upset as to be "baited" about the fakeness of Lohan's breasts? I mean get your hands on some real ones, and stop being a jerk.

 

[Minotauro]

How can I be baiting about this? Is this some kind of controversy?

Let's just look at the thread...

You start it by saying nothing about her looks. The original subject was about Colin Farrell being able to nail her. It's unclear how exactly you feel about this.

Then, two posts later, with zero prompting, you bring up Lohan's supposed fake tits.

Then, when no one bites, you bring it up again in response to someone praising her looks.

As far as I can tell, your whole reasoning for starting this thread was to draw people into an argument over Lohan's alleged fake tits and how they relate to her overall appearance. Seeing as how this wasn't mentioned in your original post in any form, your obviously trying to bait people. If this isn't the case, then, what was the point of this thread?

Jesus, I feel retarded for even letting this discussion go this far.

 

[Dilbert]

I mean get your hands on some real ones, and stop being a jerk.

How about you take some of your own advice?

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Then, two posts later, with zero prompting, you bring up Lohan's supposed fake tits.

False. This post was a joke about a post on Britney's white trash transformation.

Then, when no one bites, you bring it up again in response to someone praising her looks.

Saying that Lohan has a nice body is like saying an inflated rubber doll has great boobs. They're both as fake, remember.

Notice that I'm saying they're BOTH AS FAKE. Which means Lohan and the rubber doll are fake. I wasn't talking about the boobs specifically, I meant that Lohan is fake. I was only posting as an answer to someone saying that she was pretty. And that's where YOU came in.

If this isn't the case, then, what was the point of this thread?

Well, it's a thread about a relationship between a 28 years old man, and an 18 years old slut who wanted to date him a year earlier.

Jesus, I feel retarded

Admitting is the first step. Great job.

Funny how saying Lindsay Lohan isn't all that is considered trolling now. I didn't know this forum was full of 14 year old girls.

 

[Dilbert]

I mean get your hands on some real ones, and stop being a jerk.

How about you take some of your own advice?

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Dude, you already posted that. What's your point, really?

 

[Minotauro]

Okay, in order to avoid having to continue this back and forth semantic argument with no real progress being made, I'm going to discontinue it now. Congratulations, you're more stubborn than me.

 

[Cool]

P.S. Why do people think this girl's so hot? There's a whole universe of hot girls, and they choose her?

I AGREE WITH THIS JUNIOR MEMBER.

 

[Dilbert]

Dude, you already posted that. What's your point, really?

My point is, "Please shut the fuck up about her goddamn real-or-fake tits already."

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

She wasn't looking too good in recent pics and her boobs seemed to be non-existents.

Congrats to Colin though.

 

[MrPing1000]

Lohan has said they are real.


Thats good enough for me until I find out for myself

 

[UtadaBarkley]

They are real. STFU. *Closes thread. *

 

[Socreges]

Fact: Lindsay Lohan's tits are FAKE. If you've seen particular pictures, you would know.

BUT SHE SAID THEY WERE REAL!!

Well, fuck, forget the damning evidence then!

 

[soundwave05]

Fez > Farrell :lol

 

[UtadaBarkley]

I see why Lohan's pops is going all crazy... Look at the people that are after his daughter! I mean Colin Farrel is old as hell, if you had a famous daughter who just turned 18, and some 30 something man with a known rep has been smashin your daughter, you're gonna be pissed too!

Spoiler

Thank goodness I'm not her father, cuz I'd still hit it with a fury like no other

:lol


:lol

Spoiler

One more for good measure....

:lol

 

[Socreges]

Spoiler

Thank goodness I'm not her father, cuz I'd still hit it with a fury like no other

Never have children.

 

[XS+]

Colin Farrell sleeps with anything that moves. I wouldn't be surprised if he's stricken with a deadly STD. This is common knowledge in Hollywood. Why would you envy him for sleeping with a female that knowingly sleeps with a man so diseased? Shouldn't you be taken aback with disgust at Lohan?

 

[soundwave05]

I had a friend who used to work out in the same gym as Farrell before he became famous, he says even back then the guy got a ton of chicks.

 

[Fresh Prince]

How can I be baiting about this? Is this some kind of controversy? Would I be baiting if I said Santa Claus doesn't exist? Or that I'm fuckin broke? Those are universal truths.

And who the hell would get so upset as to be "baited" about the fakeness of Lohan's breasts? I mean get your hands on some real ones, and stop being a jerk.

I remember your other thread...I think I might be getting an understanding where Mike may have been coming from :lol

And Lindsay Lohan is generic, walk into a shopping mall one day and you'll find half a dozen girls like her.

 

[XS+]

I had a friend who used to work out in the same gym as Farrell before he became famous, he says even back then the guy got a ton of chicks.

Exactly. He dips into anything that moves. Lohan is easy. She's been ran up into by plenty of guys. They deserve one another.

 

[XS+]

Lohan is a cokehead, too, so it's not as if she's an illustrious catch. The girl is tainted, soon to be sucked dry of whatever self-respect she had upon entering the industry.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Never have children.

WTF are you talking about? I didn't mean that like 'if i was her father i'd hit it" I meant it like, I'm glad I'm not her father, cuz I would hit it. You sick fuck.

 

[Socreges]

WTF are you talking about? I didn't mean that like 'if i was her father i'd hit it" I meant it like, I'm glad I'm not her father, cuz I would hit it. You sick fuck.

:lol Are you sure? Understand that having the word "still" in such a context carries some significance.

 

[NLB2]

Colin Farrell sleeps with anything that moves. I wouldn't be surprised if he's stricken with a deadly STD. This is common knowledge in Hollywood. Why would you envy him for sleeping with a female that knowingly sleeps with a man so diseased? Shouldn't you be taken aback with disgust at Lohan?

This is quite possibly the worst argument I've heard on this board from someone other than Drinky Crow.

 

[J2 Cool]

And Lindsay Lohan is generic, walk into a shopping mall one day and you'll find half a dozen girls like her.

I don't think they come around that easily man. She's actually very cute aside from the obvious assets she has. And cute redheads aren't that plentiful and with tits like that... I know a couple but not many.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

bah, Farrel just got Fez' sloppy seconds. Fez is still >>>>> Farrel.

 

[J2 Cool]

Fez is still >>>>> Farrel.

true dat

 

[Fresh Prince]

I don't think they come around that easily man. She's actually very cute aside from the obvious assets she has. And cute redheads aren't that plentiful and with tits like that... I know a couple but not many.

I was speaking in terms to look not to get with, however your point on redheads is true but a bit of colour can fix that
Maybe a lot of 'teens' dress like her so who really knows....