Fascinated with a fight I just saw in the grocery store parking lot

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I just went to the grocery store bright and early to buy a candle, sponges, and broccolis, and saw a fight in the parking lot between an employee and a customer. The store had just opened and the entire place was virtually empty.

At the time I didn't understand what was going on, but the cause of the encounter was made clear after I entered the store and heard the manager talking to the battered employee and preparing her story for the police.

Apparently the young couple were suspected of shoplifting while they were browsing the aisles. I don't know why they were suspected nor what they allegedly stole, but the deli employee was unwisely sent outside by the manager to confront the two.

So I park my car and I'm walking in, and I see this short hispanic guy come out of the store. He's dressed in deli gear and has a thick accent.

The couple are getting into a broke down, POS truck covered in rust and choking on exhaust fumes. They both look young, either late teens or very early 20s. The guy is skinny and is sporting some patchy blonde facial hair. He's wearing a trucker mesh had, a wife-beater, and cargo shorts, out of which jut his skinny little legs. There are heavy violet rings around his eyes, as though he's been up for days. He's squinting at the deli employee as he walks towards him. The girl was strikingly pretty. She wore a tight black shirt that accentuated her flawless pale skin and brown eyes, framed by a disheveled but kempt-by-hand halo of light brown hair. She was taking turns looking between the employee and the skinny guy with a nervous look on her face.

I didn't hear the first part of the exchange, but I hear the skinny guy say "Who, me?"

The deli guy replies "No....the lady..."

He says something like "How should I know? Ask her."

Deli guy makes no reply, but something in his face must have made the other dude snap, because he starts shouting, "YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM?"

He gets in the deli guy's face and starts yelling about fucking problems.

The girl half-heartedly warbles something from the truck. It almost sounded like a meow.

Meanwhile, deli guy had not prepared for this. Deli guy is around the same height but much stockier, he probably could have taken skinny guy, but was clearly intimidated. He starts backing away and cringing, putting his hands up.

Skinny guy observes this mid-yell and senses weakness like a shark sensing blood.

I'm walking to the store with my head turned 90 degrees watching this and walk right into a concrete pillar. I mean face first right into it.

Just as I recover and look back at the scene, I see deli guy's hat flying through the air and his apron billowing. It was almost photographic. Skinny guy has his fist balled up and is still screaming. Deli guy starts running back towards the store, his hat laying abandoned on the still cool concrete, yet to be warmed by the coming day.

The guy runs to his truck and jumps in. It fails to crank a few times, and then they peel out of the parking

The entire thing resembled a John Updike story if John Updike had been a heroin addict.
 
Never chase a shoplifter out of a store. That's how you get shot/stabbed. Dude was a fool for doing so.

Not getting my ass kicked or going to jail on an assault charge over some stolen shit that cost 15cents to manufacture.
 
Never chase a shoplifter out of a store. That's how you get shot/stabbed. Dude was a fool for doing so.

Not getting my ass kicked or going to jail on an assault charge over some stolen shit that cost 15cents to manufacture.
Seems like good advice......for America.
 
Never chase a shoplifter out of a store. That's how you get shot/stabbed. Dude was a fool for doing so.

Not getting my ass kicked or going to jail on an assault charge over some stolen shit that cost 15cents to manufacture.

Yeah I can't believe the manager either instructed him or allowed him to do that.

I really wish I knew what they stole.
 
The first mistake was confronting them. That shit aint worth your life. In fact, some places will fire you for doing it.

Also, why does such a chaotic OP read like poetry? LOL: "Yet to be warmed by the coming day."
 
Our manager once chased a guy out of the store. It was hilarious. The guy was a lot faster and kept talking shit, he even turned around and ran backwards while taunting our manager. He was pissed the whole night and I couldn't stop laughing about it the majority of the night.
 
Good story, however, most stores instruct their employees to never confront a suspected shoplifter once outside of the building.

That's a sure fire way to get killed, knocked out, or sued/fired.
 
deli employee was unwisely sent outside by the manager to confront the two.

The employee should be able to sue the fuck out of their employer for this. I've never worked retail and even I know you're never supposed to confront a shoplifter as just a floor employee
 
I actually don't know whether the manager sent him out there or he went out there of his own accord. All I know is the next time I saw him, he was reporting to his manager and she was incredulously saying "He hit you?" over and over again as though she had known the employee was going outside and her worst-case scenario had happened. Just from listening to them talk, my general feeling was that she sent him out there.
 
I wasn't aware the rest of the world was a peaceful utopia.

Chasing shoplifters over trivial shit is a bad idea no matter where you are.
Until a bot is created that paints America as ignorant, gun-crazy morons too stupid to see that tipping doesn't work and we're fat, the duty of dropping random comments like those fall on our fellow forumgoers. He is simply doing his duty.
 
You are very descriptive, OP. In fact your descriptions of the people were much more interesting than the "fight" :p
 
They both look young, either late teens or very early 20s. The guy is skinny and is sporting some patchy blonde facial hair. He's wearing a trucker mesh had, a wife-beater, and cargo shorts, out of which jut his skinny little legs. There are heavy violet rings around his eyes, as though he's been up for days. He's squinting at the deli employee as he walks towards him. The girl was strikingly pretty. She wore a tight black shirt that accentuated her flawless pale skin and brown eyes, framed by a disheveled but kempt-by-hand halo of light brown hair. She was taking turns looking between the employee and the skinny guy with a nervous look on her face.

Thanks for this. Its the minor novelesque details that help.
 
The couple are getting into a broke down, POS truck covered in rust and choking on exhaust fumes. They both look young, either late teens or very early 20s. The guy is skinny and is sporting some patchy blonde facial hair. He's wearing a trucker mesh had, a wife-beater, and cargo shorts, out of which jut his skinny little legs. There are heavy violet rings around his eyes, as though he's been up for days. He's squinting at the deli employee as he walks towards him. The girl was strikingly pretty. She wore a tight black shirt that accentuated her flawless pale skin and brown eyes, framed by a disheveled but kempt-by-hand halo of light brown hair. She was taking turns looking between the employee and the skinny guy with a nervous look on her face.

This is quite well written. I'd almost bet the rest of the OP was written in loose sentences so as not to show off!
 
The girl was strikingly pretty. She wore a tight black shirt that accentuated her flawless pale skin and brown eyes, framed by a disheveled but kempt-by-hand halo of light brown hair.

This made me lol
 
Did you read the OP because it is heavily implied that the manager sent him out there. Also, common sense would tell you most employees aren't going to chase a shoftlifter into the parking lot and confront them unless ordered to by a superior.

OP doesn't know and he admits it. What makes you think an employee wouldn't chase a shoplifter of his own accord?

Doesn't really matter, as we'll never know the whole story.
 
I wasn't aware the rest of the world was a peaceful utopia.

Chasing shoplifters over trivial shit is a bad idea no matter where you are.

whether it's equally dangerous across the atlantic or not, I'm sure we can all at least agree that taking on the role of a security guard as a cashier is a square-ass thing to do, lol. Of all the things in the world to get "brave" about and take a stand on...
 
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If your head is turned 90 degrees, how can you walk face first into a pillar?
 
I just went to the grocery store bright and early to buy a candle, sponges, and broccolis

manager talking to the battered employee and preparing her story for the police.

The girl was strikingly pretty. She wore a tight black shirt that accentuated her flawless pale skin and brown eyes, framed by a disheveled but kempt-by-hand halo of light brown hair.

The girl half-heartedly warbles something from the truck. It almost sounded like a meow.

I'm walking to the store with my head turned 90 degrees watching this and walk right into a concrete pillar. I mean face first right into it.

Deli guy starts running back towards the store, his hat laying abandoned on the still cool concrete, yet to be warmed by the coming day.
Why did the manager make her go after them? That is some poor managing.

Omg lol the rest is the highlights of the story for me.
 
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