Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Your missed your chance to swoop that girl
Never chase a shoplifter out of a store. That's how you get shot/stabbed. Dude was a fool for doing so.
Not getting my ass kicked or going to jail on an assault charge over some stolen shit that cost 15cents to manufacture.
Never chase a shoplifter out of a store. That's how you get shot/stabbed. Dude was a fool for doing so.
Not getting my ass kicked or going to jail on an assault charge over some stolen shit that cost 15cents to manufacture.
most important question is "was the hat indeed warmed by the upcoming day or eventually picked up, still cold"?
The girl was strikingly pretty. She wore a tight black shirt that accentuated her flawless pale skin and brown eyes, framed by a disheveled but kempt-by-hand halo of light brown hair.
Just as I recover and look back at the scene, I see deli guy's hat flying through the air and his apron billowing. It was almost photographic. Skinny guy has his fist balled up and is still screaming. Deli guy starts running back towards the store, his hat laying abandoned on the still cool concrete, yet to be warmed by the coming day.
Not saying you should chase shoplifters (I know at most places it's straight "let loss prevention handle it" aka "just let them run" depending on where you work) but you really think most of them are carrying weapons and are going to fight over that merch? This is not bank heist-level crime.
That makes no sense, you can't actually bust someone for shoplifting until they leave the store.
whether it's equally dangerous across the atlantic or not, I'm sure we can all at least agree that taking on the role of a security guard as a cashier is a square-ass thing to do, lol. Of all the things in the world to get "brave" about and take a stand on...
It's worse in America.
Until a bot is created that paints America as ignorant, gun-crazy morons too stupid to see that tipping doesn't work and we're fat, the duty of dropping random comments like those fall on our fellow forumgoers. He is simply doing his duty.
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If your head is turned 90 degrees, how can you walk face first into a pillar?
The employee should be able to sue the fuck out of their employer for this. I've never worked retail and even I know you're never supposed to confront a shoplifter as just a floor employee
OP read like a police statement.
reads like a fanfiction
Police report = fan fiction?
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If your head is turned 90 degrees, how can you walk face first into a pillar?
OP you should write light novels