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[I collect VHS tapes]

for me it has to be Bigfoot. he's a local and I think he would be chill to hang out with.

there's also tons of really interested stories involving Bigfoot and UFOs/glowing orbs

there's also apparently Bigfoot erotica that seems legit. it kind of makes sense as there are many legends of Bigfoot kidnapping and raping women.

Cum for Bigfoot

https://www.amazon.com/Cum-Bigfoot-One-Books-1-5/dp/1478209828

On a weeklong outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun-filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them. Thus begins the erotic adventure of a lifetime, and an inconceivable love story between a young woman and her horny Sasquatch.

This is the most well known Bigfoot video:



Filmed by Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin in Bluff Creek, California, this grainy footage captures what appears to be a large, hairy, humanoid figure walking through the forest. The creature, often referred to as "Patty," has become the iconic representation of Bigfoot in popular culture.

Despite decades of analysis and debate, the film remains controversial.

Enough about Bigfoot. What's your favorite cryptid?

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Mothman and Wendigo

I love the movie The Mothman Prophecy

 

[Majima Everywhere System]

I voted mothman, he tends to vibe with the countryside. What does he do other than hover over your car and mess with the radio and gauges?

Seems pretty chill.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

Mothman and Wendigo

I love the movie The Mothman Prophecy

speaking of Mothman, I watched this just last night

 

[AJUMP23]

Lochness.


But also the nephilim.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

speaking of Mothman, I watched this just last night

I love The Why Files, didn't know he did a video on Mothman

Checking it out right now

 

[badblue]

I like Bigfoot stuff.

Les Stroud has a series going around looking for Bigfoot, and claims he's seen one.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

I like Bigfoot stuff.

Les Stroud has a series going around looking for Bigfoot, and claims he's seen one.

holy shit how did I never know this was a thing?

thanks for sharing! going to watch this tonight

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

“If you like a skillfully developed group of characters, a descriptive setting, and a plot that actually has you rooting for the characters, you’ll like this read.”- Natalia Darque, author of Breeding Mom and Daughter and Breeding the Millionaire"

Great...I was logged into my amazon business account when I clicked that link. Hopefully I will get some really awesome recommendations now...

You are purchasing "BIC Super Fine Point Blue Ink Pens" these are often purchased together: + "Giant Pre-Lubed Dildos" + "How to please mommy" Add all three to your cart?

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

“Natalia Darque, author of Breeding Mom and Daughter and Breeding the Millionaire"

edit: ok I had to look up Breeding Mom and Daughter

top review:

I picked up this title on the recommendation of a friend and was not disappointed. Others have spoken about the plot, so I'll just speak to what I thought about it.

The characters are what captured my imagination. They were real people with real life complications. Better yet, they were totally likable. That really makes the story for me.

Secondly, the sex wasn't rushed in too quickly and it was HOT, HOT, HOT! Yes, as the title right out says, it does involve a man having sex with a woman and SEPERATELY with her adult daughter, with the woman's encouragement.

Is that realistic in real life? Probably not, but anyone buying this story should already know that. The reviewers that complained about believability should have taken the genre into consideration. Is Batman or Twilight believable in the real world? No. But this is believable in the context of this story.

It was well written, too. I didn't see any of the editing issues a few people complained about. Either they have been fixed, or they weren't as bad as those reviews would lead one to believe.

Bottom line: If you like reading a good, hot erotic story with a dash of romance, and you don't mind that a mother and daughter having sex with the same man at different times--and getting pregnant--then you will enjoy this story.

Do yourself a favor and read it today.

there I just saved you from ruining your browser history

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

edit: ok I had to look up Breeding Mom and Daughter

top review:

I picked up this title on the recommendation of a friend and was not disappointed. Others have spoken about the plot, so I'll just speak to what I thought about it.

The characters are what captured my imagination. They were real people with real life complications. Better yet, they were totally likable. That really makes the story for me.

Secondly, the sex wasn't rushed in too quickly and it was HOT, HOT, HOT! Yes, as the title right out says, it does involve a man having sex with a woman and SEPERATELY with her adult daughter, with the woman's encouragement.

Is that realistic in real life? Probably not, but anyone buying this story should already know that. The reviewers that complained about believability should have taken the genre into consideration. Is Batman or Twilight believable in the real world? No. But this is believable in the context of this story.

It was well written, too. I didn't see any of the editing issues a few people complained about. Either they have been fixed, or they weren't as bad as those reviews would lead one to believe.

Bottom line: If you like reading a good, hot erotic story with a dash of romance, and you don't mind that a mother and daughter having sex with the same man at different times--and getting pregnant--then you will enjoy this story.

Do yourself a favor and read it today.

there I just saved you from ruining your browser history

 

[Trilobit]

Yes.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[Darkkahn]

It's gotta be Bunger.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Samsquanch 100%

 

[SatansReverence]

Gotta be the platypus, I mean, look at this thing, a dug billed beaver with venomous flapper feet. I don't know why us Australians believe this thing exists.

Pla

 

[Hookshot]

Nessie, the only good thing in Scotland

 

[El Muerto]

 

[ClanOfNone]

As a native Floridian, I’m proud to see the Skunk Ape on this list.

 

[notjeffgoldblum]

 

[Draugoth]

Some cryptids that might actually be real:

 

[Draugoth]

speaking of Mothman, I watched this just last night

There's some sightings of Mothman in Chicago, pretty interesting read:

 

[Dacvak]

I like that one SCP thing that only moves and kills you if you look away from it. I think it’s based off of some doctor who episode or something.

But clearly my takeaway from this thread is that I don’t know enough about Mothman.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Mothman 4 lyfe!

The stories about it are so neat. Loved the Richard Gere movie about it.

Edit: some of the replies in here make me think I misunderstood the topic…

 

[RaptorGTA]

I voted for Mothman. Love the book and stories.

But I would like to also add 'Rods'. I remember being a kid and seeing a tv show about them. I didn't believe in them but the idea of such a creature flying around was cool

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

I voted for Mothman. Love the book and stories.

But I would like to also add 'Rods'. I remember being a kid and seeing a tv show about them. I didn't believe in them but the idea of such a creature flying around was cool

I remember rods being covered on local news back in the 90s. its was a big thing at the time. can't remember last time I even heard them mentioned.



people used to also call them sky fish

 

[TronNerd82]

My fav cryptid is the Wendigo. Any Wendigos out there need they Wendussy ate, I'm your guy.

 

[kevboard]

Mothman is by far the coolest.

Bigfoot is extremely boring of a concept, as is the yeti. Lochness is way too easy to disproof, as it's literally impossible to exist in any form whatsoever, and the rest are just way too much "I saw an animal and didn't know what it was because it was dark" kinda shit.

Mothman however is an extremely cool concept. the whole lore of him showing up before some disasters happen, and the question if he causes the disasters or just tries to warn people.
like, he is a whole ass character, not just a mysterious animal thingy.

everything else is just "oh it's an animal! BUT DIFFERENT!"
when real animals like these actually exists... that isn't really all that interesting of a concept

 

[badblue]

Is that available at any Denny's or do we need to go to a specific location in West Virginia?

I also want that sticker.

 

[Burning Blade]

Reptilians…obviously.

 

[DownLikeBCPowder]

I think, historically, my favorite is probably the Yeti. Though "Chupacabra" has a special place in my heart as well.

 

[Hookshot]

The zig zag pattern to those Rods suggest it's a bug flapping it wings up and down but it's too quick for the camera to separate the frames.

 

[GymWolf]

More of a megalodon is still alive type of guy.

But out of all these, definitely wendigo, there are some cool filmic\serial versions of it.

 

[GnomeChimpsky]

I picked Mothman. I don't believe a word of that crazy ass John Keel book but the concept is fascinating.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Either doge coin or ethereum

 

[Liljagare]

Other, god damn house gnomes in Sweden, you are supposed to give them silver coins and food on christmas, or they get mad and you have a really bad year.

I feed them every christmas, like told, on a plate, and put out a silver coin that vanishes, and my life still sucks.

Screw gnomes.