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Favorite Drudge Report Headlines

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fennec fox

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On drudgereport right now there's an end-of-year poll to decide the top news headline of 2004. Unfortunately, the entries kind of miss the point imo -- they'll all like "Bush wins" and "Reagan dies", and there aren't any of the really good Drudge headlines.

I mean, look at the one right now: "SURF'S UP, WAY UP!!" below a picture of an enormous wave. That's what I'm talking about.

Other old favorites:

PAPER: BIN LADEN PLANS TV SUICIDE!

WAS IT ALL A HOAX???

ST. MARTIN'S ORDERS BUSH BOOK SHREDDED AND BURNED!

ELDER BUSH SUMMER WARNING: I GOT TOO MUCH SUN!

NEW FROM McDONALD'S: THE McAFRIKA BURGER

I enjoy visiting drudgereport because I think their headlines are funny, but what're some of your humorous favorites?
 

8bit

Knows the Score
That McAfrika burger sounds good.

As an aside, do you lot get the Chicken Big Mac over there?
 
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