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[Stouffers]

We’re boring.. Just standard KY, but I know there’s a cornucopia of lubrication options out there. What do y’all use to wet your willies?

 

[haxan7]

We’re boring.. Just standard KY, but I know there’s a cornucopia of lubrication options out there. What do y’all use to wet your willies?

KY liquid to wank, Astroglide for anal

 

[Nymphae]

What do y’all use to wet your willies?

My girlfriend's dripping wet orifice. Imagine needing to use lube.

 

[Stouffers]

My girlfriend's dripping wet orifice. Imagine needing to use lube.

For the last time, we’re sick of hearing about your girlfriend’s weirdly-deep sweaty belly button.

 

[triplestation]

mayonnaise

 

[Nymphae]

For the last time, we’re sick of hearing about your girlfriend’s weirdly-deep sweaty belly button.

Enjoy lubing up your bone dry GF or shithole, we're over here having awesome sex no products required

 

[Cunth]

Never had a dripping anus op?

 

[It's Jeff]

 

[brap]

Enjoy lubing up your bone dry GF or shithole, we're over here having awesome sex no products required

 

[quickwhips]

KY liquid to wank, Astroglide for anal

Is this for when brap wants the sex?

 

[West Texas CEO]

If you have to use lube with a woman, you are ____

 

[Rentahamster]

We’re boring.. Just standard KY, but I know there’s a cornucopia of lubrication options out there. What do y’all use to wet your willies?

Something that doesn't contribute to yeast infections.

 

[Windle Poons]

Strawberry.

 

[teezzy]

it's called actually turning a chick on you goons

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

it's called actually turning a chick on you goons

Some women get wet. Some stay dry.

You don't know much about women? You outed yourself bro.

 

[Doczu]

Her spit

 

[Anki]

Start kissing her gently all over her body, make her horny and dont stick it inside until she starts begging for it and you wont need any lube.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Ketchup seems to do the job just fine.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Powdered chalk like all the champs.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

For solo time, you can't beat baby oil, it's very slick, smells good and doesn't dry as fast as water based lubes.

But of course it's also real messy and can't be used with toys.

 

[autoduelist]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Olive Oil is amazing and non chemical.
And you can use the same product for hot butt sex and making salad dressing afterwards.

My minimalist mind likes this.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Ketchup seems to do the job just fine.

Not this?

I am disappointed...

 

[Doczu]

Not this?

I am disappointed...

Ajvar? I'd wanna fuck her, not devour her

 

[Stouffers]

Something that doesn't contribute to yeast infections.

I have never had a yeast infection

 

[Stouffers]

Never had a dripping anus op?

Most men ask their ladies to clean out.. I prefer mine load up on Olestra.

 

[Avasarala]

Most men ask their ladies to clean out.. I prefer mine load up on Olestra.

Yep.

Gonna need a new emoji for that one.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Just go in dry. If you can still talk to each other afterwards go get some ice cream.

 

[Goro Majima]

Some women get wet. Some stay dry.

You don't know much about women? You outed yourself bro.

Yeah some get wet super easily without even being that turned on and others not so much.

Sex is a messy and varied thing despite the assumptions that everyone wants or responds the same way.

Just make sure that lube is sugar free.

 

[Kamina]

Sufficient foreplay with my wife makes lube absolutely unnecessary.

 

[Blond]

I cannot believe he said this lmao

 

[Porcile]

OP fucks granny corpses that he digs up at night confirmed.

 

[JSoup]

Goddamn it.
The perfect joke would be to just point to me.
But I don't think anyone here knows the J in my name is an abbreviation for Jelly.
Pardon me, going to go piss and moan about internet things for a bit.

 

[Meowzers]

Can't you just form some normal jelly and stick your cock in that? Some pineapple chunks for extra pleasure. SpongeBob's getting it tonight lol.

If anyone doesn't understand me, I mean 'jello'

 

[Cunth]

Goddamn it.
The perfect joke would be to just point to me.
But I don't think anyone here knows the J in my name is an abbreviation for Jelly.
Pardon me, going to go piss and moan about internet things for a bit.

i thought the j was for jerk

 

[JSoup]

i thought the j was for jerk

I only jerk for you, baby.

 

[Rockondevil]

KY when we just want to get down and dirty quick because we haven’t got much time.
Also a silicone based option, not fussy on brand, for those butt days.

 

[Vicetrailia]

Coconut oil. It's not a jelly but it's way more functional.

 

[p_xavier]

As I'm allergic to most lubes, this one is the best for anal sex. https://www.9x6lubes.com/

For inserting bigger toys, vacuum pumps and getting fisted, I make a batch from this powder in a shaker.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Not this?

I am disappointed...

Ajvar is awesome. Better then ketchup, imo. But in this case, I'd say ketchup is more appropriate cuz it's better flowing then ajvar.

 

[Doczu]

For inserting bigger toys, vacuum pumps and getting fisted, I make a batch from this powder in a shaker.

What. The. Fuck.

 

[IntentionalPun]

My girlfriend's dripping wet orifice. Imagine needing to use lube.

Is it dripping with irony, like this post?

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

Sometimes a man has to ask himself why he clicked on a thread when he perfectly read the title of the thread.

 

[p_xavier]

What. The. Fuck.

That's the point, what about the fuck?

 

[Nymphae]

Is it dripping with irony, like this post?

Dripping with desire my friend. I have never used lubrication for sexual intercourse, there's a reason it gets wet and I have to wonder why outside of using it for lubricating shitholes people need it for standard intercourse. Get her hot and you don't need to buy products to have sex.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Dripping with desire my friend. I have never used lubrication for sexual intercourse, there's a reason it gets wet and I have to wonder why outside of using it for lubricating shitholes people need it for standard intercourse. Get her hot and you don't need to buy products to have sex.

Because:

1) There are loads of women who just don't get that wet, or sometimes don't (dehydration levels)
2) Depending on how long you have sex, the wetness doesn't always last, regardless of how turned on they are
3) Same with the actual humidity in the room, in a dry climate/room, and given time.. it runs out
4) This can also be effected by how tight they are, or how large you are.. some women might not need lube with one man, but would with another

The irony being you were trying to sound like this big sex expert, but in reality it indicates you don't know as much as you think you do.

Try having a coked out 6 hour sex marathon and see how long that natural lube lasts, bro.

 

[Nymphae]

Because:

1) There are loads of women who just don't get that wet, or sometimes don't (dehydration levels)
2) Depending on how long you have sex, the wetness doesn't always last, regardless of how turned on they are
3) Same with the actual humidity in the room, in a dry climate/room, and given time.. it runs out
4) This can also be effected by how tight they are, or how large you are.. some women might not need lube with one man, but would with another

The irony being you were trying to sound like this big sex expert, but in reality it indicates you don't know as much as you think you do.

Try having a coked out 6 hour sex marathon and see how long that natural lube lasts, bro.

Excuses excuses. Get them hotter loser.

 

[Vyse1800]

Try having a coked out 6 hour sex marathon and see how long that natural lube lasts, bro.

 

[Classicrockfan]

Good ol fashio spit.