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[norinrad21]

Had a job interview, the interviewer was a female, too hot i might add, it didn't bother me that i didn't get the job because i could only think of one thing, how to get her to suck my **** with those hot lips. Damnit when she entered the room, i could feel power, it was like she owns the whole place, full of confidence, hardcore, the no nonsense type....oh God how i wanted her.

Has this ever happened to any of you before?

 

[tenchir]

Just wondering, did you kept eye contact with her as she interview you? Or were your eyes too wandering?

 

[norinrad21]

Kept eye contact through out the whole thing. She said they will call me because there were other candidates.

Anyway it still didn't stop me from wanting to see her in a bukkake movie

 

[bjork]

Looking up a skirt during an interview is more often than not a social no-no.

edit - curse you and your posts right before mine

 

[Randam_Hajile]

+1 Bukkake lol

 

[Mike Works]

It's all about keeping calm and reserved buddy. They could bring a stripper in, tell me she's going to strip in order for them to test my focus, and I'd remain as calm as a cucumber. Well, maybe that's not the best description, but that's what you've got to do. Just forget about how hot she is, focus on getting the job. If you're good, you'll get it, and you'll have weeks to fantasize over a dozen japanese businessmen simultaneously messing all over her.

 

[warhead]

Can't believe noone said this yet: TTIWWP!

 

[Cool]

It's all about keeping calm and reserved buddy. They could bring a stripper in, tell me she's going to strip in order for them to test my focus, and I'd remain as calm as a cucumber. Well, maybe that's not the best description, but that's what you've got to do. Just forget about how hot she is, focus on getting the job. If you're good, you'll get it, and you'll have weeks to fantasize over a dozen japanese businessmen simultaneously messing all over her.

ROFL

I would have personally had trouble keeping eye contact in the interview due to nervous-ness.

 

[Willco]

I use my hands a lot during interviews, especially if it's a woman...

 

[demon]

I use my hands a lot during interviews, especially if it's a woman...

*fap*?

 

[Cool]

PIX PLZ?