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http://www.la.com/blog/comments.php?id=748_0_1_0_C

Breaking news! An anonymous, but reliable source, just told us that Wilmer Valderrama has called it quits with teen tartlet Lindsay Lohan. The two were just on "That 70's Show" together (last night's ep), but they're best known for sucking face all over town. Didn't they learn anything from Bennifer? Please spare us all and don't work together!

Quick! Who is the hot young thing these days, that's the next stop for Pimp Fez!

 

[automagnus]

What a homo.

 

[Miguel]

http://www.defamer.com/topic/short-ends-lindsay-and-wilmer-break-it-off-025521.php

http://www.la.com/blog/comments.php?id=748_0_1_0_C




Quick! Who is the hot young thing these days, that's the next stop for Pimp Fez!

 

[Mugen]

If he gets to hit Eliza Dushku or Elisha Cuthbert next... then I'll officially startup the Guys-For-Fez religion. The guy is my idol. Damn.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

What a homo.

Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Shit... I wanna be a homo too!

 

[AlphaSnake]

Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Shit... I wanna be a homo too!

Seriously.

 

[Guileless]

I wonder if that guy's friends actually call him "Wilmer" or Fez like everybody else in the world. This guy could be elected president in 30 years and everybody would still call him Fez.

 

[Jim Bowie]

I'll take her, if he's done.

 

[Alex Anderson]

He must have seen her without makeup or after she missed one of her scheduled bronzing treatments. I swear she gets basted, or something.

 

[rc213]

He probably got tired of playing connect the dots with her freckles. :lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

im sure he'll have a place for her on his "Wall of Bitches".

 

[nitewulf]

Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Shit... I wanna be a homo too!

wait, he pumped all of them? holy shit. real life is so depressing at times, really...

 

[Minotauro]

Do you think we could legalize murdering anyone who uses the term "tartlet"?

 

[Ripclawe]

im sure he'll have a place for her on his "Wall of Bitches".

 

[J2 Cool]

wait, he pumped all of them? holy shit. real life is so depressing at times, really...

yeah, but, you come to live with it and accept it... though I'd prefer to think he left Mandy cause she told him no sex till marriage.. same with Roddick. She's pure, beautiful, unblemished..

Anyway, as far as Fez, I gotta stalk this guy to see what he does. There has to be something. Hypnosis, cocky AND funny.. something.

 

[Zep]

Who The Fuck Is "FEZ"?

 

[aoi tsuki]

When the titties left, so did he. Sad really.

 

[duderon]

Who The Fuck Is "FEZ"?

yo daddy

 

[demon]

Who The Fuck Is "FEZ"?

Founder of Pez.

 

[shuri]

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Classic story. He found some pride, and she got too wide.

 

[DJ_Tet]

damn, he railed JLH. life sucks...

 

[rc213]

Someone needs to stop him from Fez'ing up all the hot talent in Hollywood. Enough is Enough...

 

[ManaByte]

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS

Thread saved.

 

[Brian Fellows]

yeah, but, you come to live with it and accept it... though I'd prefer to think he left Mandy cause she told him no sex till marriage.. same with Roddick. She's pure, beautiful, unblemished..

Thats what I tell myself too......

 

[aoi tsuki]

 

[J2 Cool]

until the next young girl grows big tits, turns 18, and goes slutty. Then we'll forget. But until then, never.

 

[Bauer Action Hour]

until the next young girl grows big tits, turns 18, and goes slutty. Then we'll forget. But until then, never.

If by grows you mean gets implants, then we're in agreement.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt

most impressive. outstanding!

 

[Vormund]

Somebody should shoot the bastard.

 

[Wellington]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

God this topic has been a nonstop laughothon but that tops them all. :lol

 

[Cubsfan23]

This guy is my hero

 

[J2 Cool]

If by grows you mean gets implants, then we're in agreement.

ah yes, thats an integral part to the process, how could I leave that out. If they simply grew big that would be an anomaly

 

[theo]

AP: Lindsay Lohan, Wilmer Valderrama Break Up

how does this shit make the front page of yahoo?

 

[Maxwell House]

AFAIK, Fez only dated Mandy Moore and Lohan out of that list. I am pretty sure he never dated Jessica Alba or Jennifer Love Hewitt.

EDIT: Damn, he DID date both of them. I was wrong. Fez is a pimp.

 

[effzee]

whos tit left for who?

 

[Ripclawe]

yeah, but, you come to live with it and accept it... though I'd prefer to think he left Mandy cause she told him no sex till marriage.. same with Roddick. She's pure, beautiful, unblemished..

Anyway, as far as Fez, I gotta stalk this guy to see what he does. There has to be something. Hypnosis, cocky AND funny.. something.

Its the Bill Cosby hat!

 

[Fifty]

AP: Lindsay Lohan, Wilmer Valderrama Break Up

how does this shit make the front page of yahoo?

Why shouldn't it? It's not like there's a war going on or anything.

 

[MASB]

Where is this clip from? Tru Calling?

 

[Mr Gump]

Fez for king.

 

[The Bookerman]

Where is this clip from? Tru Calling?

The new guy, the movie.


she tries out some bathing suits.... I mean bikinis.

 

[Meatpuppet]

AFAIK, Fez only dated Mandy Moore and Lohan out of that list. I am pretty sure he never dated Jessica Alba or Jennifer Love Hewitt.

EDIT: Damn, he DID date both of them. I was wrong. Fez is a pimp.

Still wrong. Fez is the pimp

 

[Guzim]

Its the Bill Cosby hat!

"Puddin'"

 

[shibbs]

Wow. That hat sucks.

 

[Ramirez]

"What did you say about my hat boy?"

 

[Guzim]

Wow. That hat sucks.

"Shibbs will pay."