fart said:
WHAT?? NO I WILL REMEMBER YOU???
Nope. And no Joss Whedon.
I prefer later Angel dialogue to the early stuff. And it doesn't get any better than Underneath:
6 INT. FRED'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Wesley stares ahead when he hears
Fred's voice behind him.
FRED You have a visitor.
WESLEY (turns slightly) I thought I was in isolation.
FRED (kisses his neck from behind him) Whose fault is
that?(walks around to kneel in front of him) Tell me a joke.
WESLEY (softly) 2 men walk into a bar. The first man
orders a scotch and soda. The second man remembers something he'd
forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain. He falls to the floor
shaking.... and then through the floor and into the Earth. He looks
back up at the first man, but he doesn't call out to him.(looks
down at Fred) They're not that close.
FRED Yeah. You always know where you are.
WESLEY It's my particular skill.
FRED (crawls into his lap, looks into his eyes) This
is only the first layer. Don't you wanna see how deep I go?
Cut to:
7 INT. FRED'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Wesley gasps as he wakes from his
dream. He's sitting alone in a chair in the dark. Illyria speaks from
somewhere behind him.
ILLYRIA You've been sitting for a long time.
WESLEY Yeah. Dozed off.
ILLYRIA You drank a great deal of that poison.
(Wesley holds his hand to his head, rubbing his eyes,
pained) You called me a lot of names meant to hurt feelings I no
longer have, and then you sat there for hours making noise with your
nose.
WESLEY I was dreaming, you twit.