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So, was laying in my bed naked (i sleep naked) watching TV at the foot of my bed on my stomach because my bedroom TV is small, and my best friend jumps on my bed and takes two big licks of my asshole. Now I don't know if I can even look at him anymore. What to do?

 

[Sybrix]

 

[King of Foxes]

I guess continue to pretend you didn't like it.

 

[Texas Pride]

Not to be that guy but your behavior was an invitation if anything. Like I've had real good friends that I'd do just about anything for and I'd never chill naked with them In the room and vice versa. That's not normal shit straight dudes do in my experience.

 

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He's also my dog, if that changes your advice.

 

[Max_Po]

Make sure he is not aware about this thread.... unless he will know how much you loved it.

 

[Sybrix]

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Not to be that guy but your behavior was an invitation if anything. Like I've had real good friends that I'd do just about anything for and I'd never chill naked with them In the room and vice versa. That's not normal shit straight dudes do in my experience.

Victim blaming! Racist!!!

 

[Texas Pride]

Victim blaming! Racist!!!

Yeah but a victim wouldn't enjoy it lol.

 

[JimiNutz]

Give him a bit wet kiss and experience the taste of your own asshole.
You may not have the opportunity to taste your own asshole again.

 

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You may not have the opportunity to taste your own asshole again.

Jokes on you!

 

[The Shift]

Beware:

 

[JimiNutz]

Jokes on you!

I knew I should have taken yoga more seriously.

 

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I knew I should have taken yoga more seriously.

 

[megalaserLAWS]

Good news. Your dogs not gay, just hungry.

 

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Good news. Your dogs not gay, just hungry.

Whew, okay good.

 

[JSoup]

He's also my dog, if that changes your advice.

 

[Prison Mike]

That literally made me lol at work thankyou good sir. Now in reply to your issue maybe if you stop smearing dog food on said anus the problem will fix itself.

 

[captainraincoat]

Remember to say no homo next time and it’s all good

 

[JimiNutz]

If only I'd known.
All those years wasted boxing and grappling with sweaty men. What a fool.

 

[Stouffers]

Stop packing your asshole with peanut butter

 

[poppabk]

He's also my dog, if that changes your advice.

Whether you call your friends your 'dog' or your 'homie' or your 'bro' doesn't really make a difference.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

He's also my dog, if that changes your advice.

As if we would believe that when it's coming from you.

 

[Airola]

Came here to post "is your best friend what you see in the mirror" but after reading the OP I suddenly feel no urge to do that anymore

 

[Elektro Demon]

Get another male dog and let them have the buttsex of their life.

 

[Foamy]

Stop packing your asshole with peanut butter

Came to post this.
Beat like a red headed step child.

 

[jufonuk]

He's also my dog, if that changes your advice.

Yeah but you put peanut butter on your balls

 

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The likes and LoL's are drying up people, don't make me create another wild fictitious story thread!

 

[bender]

If you have to question what to do, maybe you just found out that your are gay.

 

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[HoodWinked]