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DarkAngelYuna

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Soo does anyone know any free condom sites you can just sign up at and they really come? :lol Sick of all these sites that advertise them and the condoms never come.. Any help from the masters at sex at gaf ?
 
DarkAngelYuna said:
Soo does anyone know any free condom sites you can just sign up at and they really come?
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well if you want that you shouldn't be using condoms! *ba-dum pish*
 
You're wasting your net time and resources to get free condoms. The TRUE path to frugal is to use a plastic grocery shopping back. Then you get the added line of saying to your gf, "will that be paper or plastic.... baby."
 
ManDudeChild said:
You're wasting your net time and resources to get free condoms. The TRUE path to frugal is to use a plastic grocery shopping back. Then you get the added line of saying to your gf, "will that be paper or plastic.... baby."
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But if you use your sock. You can say "I'm going to sock it to you.... baby."
 
Planned parenthood and university health centers (typically there are baskets of them in the bathroom) should be able to help you out.
 
distantmantra said:
Planned parenthood and university health centers (typically there are baskets of them in the bathroom) should be able to help you out.
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There's nothing wrong with free condoms. They are just usually non-lubricated or the cheapest ones condom companies can give away. Its not like they are left over clown ballons or the ones that failed standards test.
 
Didn't they do some study recently where Planned Parenthood rubbers ended up having one of the highest failure rates?

Seriously, just buy your condoms if you need them.
 
acidviper said:
There's nothing wrong with free condoms. They are just usually non-lubricated or the cheapest ones condom companies can give away. Its not like they are left over clown ballons or the ones that failed standards test.
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Yep. Bottle of KY and you're good to GO! Come to me . .. mach shell, mach shnell! I'll take the frauline with the big strudles!!! :D
 
Nikashi said:
Didn't they do some study recently where Planned Parenthood rubbers ended up having one of the highest failure rates?

Seriously, just buy your condoms if you need them.
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The CORRECT answer. Better to spend a few bucks and not have to spend a LOT of bucks on child support and raising a kid than to frugal it up.
 
Nikashi said:
Didn't they do some study recently where Planned Parenthood rubbers ended up having one of the highest failure rates?

Seriously, just buy your condoms if you need them.
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That is good advice, and I feel compelled to back it up. I would buy good, American condoms for safety reasons.
 
ManDudeChild said:
The CORRECT answer. Better to spend a few bucks and not have to spend a LOT of bucks on child support and raising a kid than to frugal it up.
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Well, I would think that AIDS would be the primary concern, although I really do hate abourtion as a means of birth control. That's lame, dude. Let's not start that debate, though, I'm just saying I'm against it as a means of casual birth control.
 
acidviper said:
There's nothing wrong with free condoms. They are just usually non-lubricated or the cheapest ones condom companies can give away. Its not like they are left over clown ballons or the ones that failed standards test.
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The ones I remember seeing at my undergrad university's health center were lubricated Durex and Trojan condoms (then again, I went to a private Lutheran university, so we had more $$ to throw into things). I used to work there and would always get a kick out of the students who would stuff their pockets full of them and pretend like they didn't take them. We wanted them to take them, so no need to be ashamed.
 
William Parcher said:
Well, I would think that AIDS would be the primary concern, although I really do hate abourtion as a means of birth control. That's lame, dude. Let's not start that debate, though, I'm just saying I'm against it as a means of casual birth control.
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Well I was going under the impression that he'd be smart enough to make sure the girl's clean before hand if he has the ability to. So with that, I talked about the financial problems that come with a child. didn't even allude to abortion.
 
Nikashi said:
Didn't they do some study recently where Planned Parenthood rubbers ended up having one of the highest failure rates?
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Cite your source. If its the review in Consumer Reports earlier this year thats not a study. Apparently in that review the PP condoms were flavoured ones. There is a difference between free condoms and free novelty condoms.
 
planned parenthood condoms are a disgrace =/ You dont wanna use those...no sensation whatsoever. Free condoms are generally not worth it.
 
ManDudeChild said:
Well I was going under the impression that he'd be smart enough to make sure the girl's clean before hand if he has the ability to. So with that, I talked about the financial problems that come with a child. didn't even allude to abortion.
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True, but it's good to assume everybody has it and to use condoms for that. I think it's good for relationships because you then are not basing fidelity on life and death consequences, but rather just with emotional consequences where fidelity belongs.

Sex is the trigger for jealous rage too much as it is and always has been. Heh. Kane & Able, oldest recorded murder.
 
pollo said:
planned parenthood condoms are a disgrace =/ You dont wanna use those...no sensation whatsoever. Free condoms are generally not worth it.
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I find that all condoms offer little to no sensation, but I would never use that terrible excuse on a girl. They suck, but I would always use one if not in a monogamous relationship using other methods of birth control. Thank God for the woman being on the patch.

And now, let's never tell the truth to teenagers... please use one.
 
William Parcher said:
True, but it's good to assume everybody has it and to use condoms for that. I think it's good for relationships because you then are not basing fidelity on life and death consequences, but rather just with emotional consequences where fidelity belongs.

Sex is the trigger for jealous rage too much as it is and always has been. Heh. Kane & Able, oldest recorded murder.
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I suppose i wouldn't be contributing anything else to the thread by saying I agree 100%, but all the same ... well yeah.
 
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"Remember those condoms i gave you? Don't use them
they're defective."
 
distantmantra said:
I find that all condoms offer little to no sensation, but I would never use that terrible excuse on a girl. They suck, but I would always use one if not in a monogamous relationship using other methods of birth control. Thank God for the woman being on the patch.

And now, let's never tell the truth to teenagers... please use one.
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amen to that brother. I usually lose wood if im using a condom.

Seriously I think if you have a problem busting early...just wrap it up and your problems will be solved

But God did not create condoms all equal, if I have to use a condom I go with Lifestyle's Ultra Thin. Those things are the next best thing to hittin it raw -- they do very little in terms of gettin in the way.
 
Nikashi said:
Didn't they do some study recently where Planned Parenthood rubbers ended up having one of the highest failure rates?

Seriously, just buy your condoms if you need them.
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exactly! It's all part of the vast abortion conspiracy
 
I'm going to sound like Goodcow here


Amazon has really low proces on condoms. What would cost like 25 dollars at walgreens is only 7-10 dollars on amazon. Stock up for free shipping
 
acidviper said:
Cite your source. If its the review in Consumer Reports earlier this year thats not a study. Apparently in that review the PP condoms were flavoured ones. There is a difference between free condoms and free novelty condoms.
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Even if that's the case, why the hell is PLANNED PARENTHOOD giving out shitty novelty condoms?
 
just go to walmart and buy some trojan ultra thin lubricated condoms you're penis and the screams of hundred million aborted children will thank you.
 
I hate condoms. Me and my wife just started using them again not too long ago and it feels like a damn pencap, at least Trojans do. We just bought some others yesterday, but haven't tried them. Just do yourself a favor and use the "Pull Out and Pray" method. It worked on conceiving our first child. :lol
 
Condoms.... blah. I never use em with my gf. It's all about the birth control pill, and if we're in for a crazy fuck frenzy or day long marathon, it's the pill + spermicide. There's no way I can go back to wrapping after tasting the goods raw for years now. Whipping out a condom if you're just gonna have a quicky somewhere is such a hassle.
 
I would be scared free condoms from the net would be secretly distributed by some extremist group trying to "Give dem fags teh AIDS!!11 " by making tiny intentional flaws.

"Umm honey?"
"Yes"
"I am pregnant."
"I love you and we will make this work together with our love"
"Also, now you have Syphilis"
"... whore"
 
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