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[maxcriden]

Friday, September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day and Krispy Kreme is once again celebrating. Enter a participating Krispy Kreme and talk like a pirate to get a FREE Original Glazed doughnut. Wear full pirate attire for a FREE dozen Original Glazed doughnuts.

 

[SuperSah]

nomnomnom

 

[Order]

My self respect...a dozen donuts...shit...

 

[NegroNinja]

The only Krispy Kreme in my city closed down a couple years ago. I used to love getting them fresh off the machine when they just came out. Their doughnuts are legendary.

 

[ReplacementPelican]

My self respect...a dozen donuts...shit...

Self respect? This an excuse to dress as a fucking pirate, they're doing people a favour!

 

[Alucrid]

My self respect...a dozen donuts...shit...

I don't like to think you can put a price on self respect, but $8 man. Eight dollars.

 

[CMojicaAce]

Wouldn't the price of buying a pirate costume be a lot more than buying a dozen donuts?

(Assuming you don't already have a costume and aren't making it yourself)

 

[SteveWinwood]

how about i just wear an eyepatch

 

[Cuphead]

I wish the Krispy Kreme by me didn't close

 

[terrisus]

There are no Krispy Kremes near me, and you know that :þ

 

[Mr.Swag]

Damn if I already had an outfit I'd do this.

 

[maxcriden]

how about i just wear an eyepatch

They might just assume you are wearing an eyepatch because you have to. Could be awkward for them.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I don't even have a krispy kreme in my state

 

[Malreyn]

Well if people still dress up for Halloween, this would be an excuse to start early

 

[terrisus]

They might just assume you are wearing an eyepatch because you have to. Could be awkward for them.

Yeah, I have an eyepatch I use(d) for my vision. I don't wear it when I'm out, and I haven't needed to use it much lately, but nonetheless.

 

[zma1013]

Someone should dress as a Somali pirate.

 

[Arkos]

I don't have a pirate outfit, can I just get my oldest most tattered clothes and not shower or something and say I'm a modern day pirate?

Edit: god damnit lol

Edit2: wait I got it. Do this and then open carry an assault rifle in (or a fake gun if you aren't a Freedom Loving American). Then you can complain if they don't accept your costume and complain if they won't let you have your gun with you (it's an integral part of the costume)

 

[terrisus]

I don't have a pirate outfit, can I just get my oldest most tattered clothes and not shower or something and say I'm a modern day pirate?

Just go in there playing some stolen music or something.

Spoiler

Disclaimer: I'm not advocating stealing music. Don't do this >.>

 

[Reule]

You just know someone is going to show up dressed as Monkey D. Luffy and argue that they really are a pirate.

A dozen donuts. I wouldn't have done it for one but a dozen? Yeaaaaaaaah!

 

[Arkos]

Just go in there playing some stolen music or something.

Spoiler

Disclaimer: I'm not advocating stealing music. Don't do this >.>

This is perfect. Are there actually rules? Because technically I guess I'm dressed like a pirate right now

 

[jts]

Imagine the reaction of a real pirate if he walks in the store unknowingly.

 

[zma1013]

Imagine the reaction of a real pirate if he walks in the store unknowingly.

"ARH give me donuts or i'll runye through."

"Okay here."

"Hmm well that was easy."

 

[terrisus]

This is perfect. Are there actually rules? Because technically I guess I'm dressed like a pirate right now

You are a pirate!

 

[Arkos]

You are a pirate!

Gah I would feel like such a smartass trying to do that but it's an easy free dozen doughnuts if they allow it. What do

 

[vatstep]

I don't have a pirate outfit, can I just get my oldest most tattered clothes and not shower or something and say I'm a modern day pirate?

 

[MXRider]

Can I wear normal clothes and say I'm an internet pirate?

You wouldn't want me to download a donut would you?