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[Triumph]

Ok, here's how we do it. One poster will pit two things against each other, the more random the better. The next will provide a victor for the previous bout and offer up a new fight for future judges to call. Yes I'm bored!

I'll start!

KING KONG

vs.

100 SQUARE FEET OF FIRE ANTS

 

[Pattergen]

Kong!

Corey Feldman

Vs.

Corey Haim

 

[Coin Return]

The ants would eventually chip away at King Kong, giving them the victory. Next fight!

My balls
VS.
Your mouth

 

[Triumph]

Hmm... I'll answer both.

Feldman, he's a vicious little bastard.

And as for the balls-mouth thing, no matter who wins I'd like to think we both lose. So, uh, my mouth I guess?

NEXT BOUT!

Michael Moore

vs.

Athlete's Foot