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[Lakitu]

I seriously feel like an old guy who tried to brush away some kids with his broom wearing nothing but boxer shorts and a vest.

After all, it was just another normal day for me, then I hear a splashing that only can be described as "splash". I go outside and find, the front of my house covered in fuckin egg shells and yolk. My mum proceeds to clean it all off, then the thought came into my head, "why the hell should these smug gits be allowed to egg my house and in return, my mum clean up their filthy mess?". Oh vengeance is sweet, me, my brother and a friend proceeded to look around the area, we saw them around the block and chased them down the road, until we caught them, they begged for mercy, oh yes, they were sorry alright. We made them clean the rest up. Now, I can tolerate nice trick or treaters, I'll occasionally give them sweeties and pennies, but this was crossing the line. Damn them.

So who else has some Halloween stories on this lovely Halloween day/night?

 

[demon]

then I hear a splashing that only can be described as "splash".

lolwtf?

So who else has some Halloween stories on this lovely Halloween day/night?

I sat in a bar for an hour and a half with a friend who was too fucking tired to talk, then she had to go home because she has work today. I can't fucking believe I spent more time looking for shit for my 'costume' than I did actually being out for halloween. /rant

 

[Lakitu]

lolwtf?

It's the best I can do to describe a splashing sound. I want to give you the best details possible!!

 

[bjork]

I have kids trick or treating at my store... in the mall. wtf?

 

[Escape Goat]

then I hear a splashing that only can be described as "splash".

:lol

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

So who else has some Halloween stories on this lovely Halloween day/night?

I have my eggs ready. First person who tries to hit my house is getting hit right the hell back.

 

[MrPing1000]

Americans go over the top at Halloween.


And Christmas

And Independence Day

And Saint Patricks Day

.....ohh

 

[Incognito]

I'm giving kids a voter registration card, instructions on who to vote for, and directions to the closest polling place for November 2nd. Democrats can play dirty, too.

 

[Matlock]

8 PM: "Hey, we're going to meet up downstairs when I call next"
9 PM: "Hey, they're doing my hair and makeup, come down when I call next."
10 PM: "COME ON DOWN"
10:05 PM: Beers opened
10:50 PM: Decided that our Fellowship of 2 guys, three girls should head out
11 PM: Head down to bus stop for bus to downtown
11:30 PM: Figure out the bus ain't coming
12:05 AM: Show up at Robin Hood (bar), shit goes down, one of the girls gets pissed, 2 girls and I go to Taco Bell
12:06 AM: Find out that every frat is out of beer, curse the gods as I didn't grab at least a rum and coke before shit went down.
12:15 AM: Show up at Taco Bell, laugh at how everyone in the lots of Taco Bell and Wendy's are getting towed. I shout "WOW, I'M GLAD I PARKED AT KENT" right next to a bawling girl. Hilarity ensued. Met Raoul Duke.
12:20 AM: Entered Taco Bell
1:15 AM: Finally got service.
1:35 AM: Pissed off girl decided to go back home, but roommate had room key
1:45 AM: Show up at my place
2:35 AM: Pissed off girl goes to other girl's dorm room in the next complex over
2:40 AM: Decided to play Guild Wars
4:15 AM: Go to bed, total alcohol consumption 0%

 

[SlickWilly223]

I'm going to be home for another 3 hours before I myself go out to make some mischief... so if some jerkass tries to hit my house... well, let's just say that I got my paint ball gun loaded with finger on the filed-down trigger... and I'm nervous.

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

shouldn't you be "itchy'? as in 'itchy trigger finger'? I've never heard of a 'nervous trigger finger.'

 

[Bog]

I'm just tired of having to pause Paper Mario 2 every 15 seconds to answer the door.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm just tired of having to pause Paper Mario 2 every 15 seconds to answer the door.

Turn off porch light. Or stop answering the door. Why is this such a problem? :lol

 

[LakeEarth]

I hate 20 year olds that come to the door. I don't care, when you're 14, you're DONE!

 

[Dan]

I hate 20 year olds that come to the door. I don't care, when you're 14, you're DONE!

I agree. If you're over the age of 14 and you're trick or treating, there is something really wrong.

 

[Bog]

Turn off porch light. Or stop answering the door. Why is this such a problem? :lol

I'm the only one home to hand out the candy.

 

[Escape Goat]

Its not required by law to hand out candy..

 

[Dan]

...

Then turn off the lights. Then no one can expect someone to answer.

 

[Incognito]

Anyone remember that CYE halloween episode where Larry wouldn't give the teenagers their candy because "you're too old to be trick or treating -- not even wearing a costume." Then they did quite the number on his house with toilet paper and shaving cream.

:lol :lol

"IT'S TRICK OR TREAT, NOT VANDALISM OR TREAT!!!"

 

[Matlock]

Start throwing candy at 'em! I once took out a little fat boy with a jumbo tootsie roll. Oh god was that sweet.

He just kind of laid there for a few seconds in the pile of leaves before going home.

 

[SlickWilly223]

shouldn't you be "itchy'? as in 'itchy trigger finger'? I've never heard of a 'nervous trigger finger.'

You're next

 

[Tea Master]

I'll occasionally give them sweeties and pennies

Those kids sure love them pennies huh?

 

[mattx5]

He just kind of laid there for a few seconds in the pile of leaves before going home.

*pictures scene in his head*

Hahaha, you shoulda poked him with a stick :lol

 

[MrPing1000]

yesterday my chums and I gave them an apple and a banana. Look on faces was good

 

[Bog]

Its not required by law to hand out candy..

I also want my car to stay clean.

 

[Escape Goat]

I also want my car to stay clean.

If someone went through trouble of buying eggs (or stole them from mom as case usually is) they'll probably get candy and then egg your house.

 

[Bog]

Enough!

 

[Escape Goat]

Enough!

 

[Bog]

The candy's here, so it's getting handed out. But dammit, I'll complain all I want!

 

[Dan]

The candy's here, so it's getting handed out.

So? Are you not also capable of eating it?

 

[Bog]

All this? Shit no.

 

[Suerte]

 

[mrklaw]

we aren't doing that this year. My 3 year old is too young. I really hope it doesn't take off in this country too much (UK). We have Bonfire night thanks very much. We don't need another excuse for yobs to mooch around being twats.

Baa humbug (oh, wait, save that for a bit later)

 

[Escape Goat]

we aren't doing that this year. My 3 year old is too young. I really hope it doesn't take off in this country too much (UK). We have Bonfire night thanks very much. We don't need another excuse for yobs to mooch around being twats.

Baa humbug (oh, wait, save that for a bit later)

Sheesh, i'm glad I don't live in the UK! That sounds boring. Bonfire night? Yikes!

 

[6.8]

IT'S MORE LIKE FUCKING NEIGHBOR'S DOGS BARKING AT EVERY TRICK OR TREATER!!!

 

[Mercury Fred]

I just ran out of razor blades to stick in the apples I'm giving out

 

[ChrisReid]

So who else has some Halloween stories on this lovely Halloween day/night?

Wing Commander Flight Suit + Donkey Konga

 

[Jim Bowie]

I didn't live in a very populated section, so I could only dream of what to do to eggers.

I think I would deck out ninja style, climb into a shadow of the roof, and wait until an egger came by. I would also be equipped with a supersoaker filled with warm rancid milk. They sling, I'd fire.

They'd never egg again.