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[Matlock]

 

[DMczaf]

Whats going on to the right of Snipes and Van Damme that has their attention?

 

[Jason]

Looking at the King's Whore, obviously.

 

[The Main Event]

Good ones guys but:

 

[temp]

These are all titles...

 

[GhaleonEB]

"A deadly virus. Only one way to stop it - Derailed" WFT? Is it Van Dam's fists or the speeding train that will stop the virus? Hilarious.

 

[CajoleJuice]

I searched Google. I couldn't believe that "The King's Whore" is a real movie. :lol

 

[bionic77]

I searched Google. I couldn't believe that "The King's Whore" is a real movie. :lol

Has anyone seen this masterpiece?

For some reason I have the urge to order this through Netflix. I am sure it will be a huge mistake and yet the name calls to me.

 

[Matlock]

These are all titles...

YOU CAN'T STOP THE MAN WHO WILL STOP AT NOTHING

 

[methodman]

Has anyone seen this masterpiece?

For some reason I have the urge to order this through Netflix. I am sure it will be a huge mistake and yet the name calls to me.

yeah i know, ive been thiking about ordering this off netflix too.

 

[ManDudeChild]

"A deadly virus. Only one way to stop it - Derailed" WFT? Is it Van Dam's fists or the speeding train that will stop the virus? Hilarious.

I haven't seen it (thank god), but I suspect that perhaps there's a virus on the train ... and Van Dam ... using his "acting" and a spin kick within the movie will cause the train to be DERAILED!1

 

[Kabuki Waq]

OT: wtf http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398017/ ?

 

[cubicle47b]

It doesn't get much better than that. The movie is called "Bleeders" btw.

 

[ManaByte]

It works better on this one though:

 

[Mike Works]

 

[Kai Dracon]

Evolution

Coming to wipe that silly smile off your planet

 

[lordmrw]

It works better on this one though:

For a quick second I really thought welcome to the suck was part of the official posters. Heh.

 

[May16]

 

[SolidSnakex]

 

[ManaByte]

For a quick second I really thought welcome to the suck was part of the official posters. Heh.

It is for Jarhead.

 

[srst]

 

[J2 Cool]

 

[bionic77]

Is this real?

Damn I want to see most of the trash movies shown in this thread even though I know I would regret it about 10 minutes into each movie.

 

[May16]

Is this real?

Yes, and it is legitimately hilarious. A very, very good River City Ransom parody. They made a Silent Hill/RE spoof called "Silent Horror" too. Also very funny.

 

[Diablos]

This one is NOT a photoshop. I can't remember the name of the movie but it was advertised around the time of the second LOTR movie, and was in fact played as a preview when I went to see LOTR.

The "tagline" was: "The only way in... IS OUT" or something like that. :lol
I instantly thought anal. The girl I was seeing the movie with didn't find it that funny. Oh well, she's a bitch anyway.