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[Enter the Dragon Punch]

http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-p...r-into-wendys-drive-thru-window?autoplay=true

Gator wasn’t on the menu but one did make an appearance inside a Wendy’s just east of Loxahatchee in Royal Palm Beach. And it wasn’t by choice.

A Jupiter (Florida) man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report.

It happened in October but the suspect was just taken into custody by US Marshals.

FWC officials say 23-year-old Joshua James pulled up for his order and after a server handed over a drink and turned around James reached into the back of his truck and tossed the 3-and-a-half foot gator through the drive-thru window.

The incident report showed a picture of the gator inside the restaurant.

James faces charges of aggravated assault and unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator.

FWC says James admitted to picking up the gator on the side of Southern Boulevard and bringing it to the fast food restaurant.

The alligator was later released in a nearby canal.

https://www.jupiter.fl.us/ < proof jupiter means the town in florida and not the planet

holy FUCK why would you do that

just

what the fuck?

what a croc of shit

lockjaw if old

 

[McDougles]

I had wondered where an alligator-based story would have taken place...

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

I had wondered where an alligator-based story would have taken place...

http://www.travel-australia.org/kakadu/alligator.html

there are alligators (well, saltwater crocs) in aus

 

[McDougles]

http://www.travel-australia.org/kakadu/alligator.html

there are alligators (well, saltwater crocs) in aus

Should have also mentioned "Wendy's"

 

[Branduil]

Working drive thru ain't all it's croc'd up to be.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Should have also mentioned "Wendy's"

http://www.wendys.com.au/

 

[GoldenEye 007]

3.5ft? They're still so cute at that size!

 

[TheGreatDirector]

 

[HUELEN10]

Florida: Home To HUELEN

God bless my state.

 

[SenorArdilla]

Alligator gives it away. Only two living species are the American alligator and the Chinese alligator.

 

[Touchdown]

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Alligator gives it away. Only two living species are the American alligator and the Chinese alligator.

i thought alligators lived in aus when i made this thread ;_;
turns out only crocs

 

[Permanently A]

Tip generously. Its called Southern Hospitality. I bet you city folk wouldn't know a darn thing bout it.

 

[Yagharek]

http://www.travel-australia.org/kakadu/alligator.html

there are alligators (well, saltwater crocs) in aus

No one in australia calls crocs alligators.

 

[Astral Dog]

Hmm, Alligator patties

 

[TheSeks]

holy FUCK why would you do that

I dunno about the Wendy's throwing in, but some southern rednecks in the state will capture Alligators to either kill for money (which Fish and Wildlife will allow with legal licenses, but these folks do it illegally IIRC) and sometimes prank family members. I recall a user on reddit talking about doing that around UF one time.

 

[legend166]

That's my worst nightmare.

 

[Tesseract]

as a floridian, i can't help but laugh

 

[Astral Dog]

&#127828; + &#128010; =???

 

[akira28]

"I told her I didn't have change"

 

[WrenchNinja]

Is G/A/F even necessary here? How easy is to find an alligator in the other places

 

[jb1234]

Eh, it was a baby. I bet it was cute!

 

[ODDI]

Florida, man.

 

[Soriku]

Through the drive thru window? looooool.

 

[Buttonbasher]

This is the most excited I've been in a while.

I mean it's a terrible thing to happen, but man... What a headline.

 

[BadAss2961]

Through the drive thru window? looooool.

lol

 

[Jack The Nipper]

It was so easy you could have put fl in the title

Gator should have been confused to become fast food

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Florida..no need to read..I've got pictures of hundreds taken in under 24 hours.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Title should be "Man threw an alligator into a Wendy's"

Was hoping someone was juggling an alligator while waiting in line

This is good too though

 

[Marcus]

that is quite a headline

 

[Poimandres]

i thought alligators lived in aus when i made this thread ;_;
turns out only crocs

If this was a salt water croc it would have fucked shit up big time.

 

[Vibranium]

Damn, that gator looks mean.

 

[JCX]

I'm more scared of the man who throw the gator than the gator. How does one get to a point in life where you're comfortable enough to pick up a fully alive gator and throw it in a drive-thru ?

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Gator just wanted to try out their improved mayonnaise.

 

[Surface of Me]

It was a prank!

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Should've yelled "See ya later Alligator" then peeled out.

 

[Syphon Filter]

dam thats gangsta lol.

 

[Opto]

Sounds like a Danger 5 gag

 

[Arby 'n' the Chief]

and the Florida man lore continues

 

[CryptiK]

http://www.wendys.com.au/

You can't thrown an alligator into a wendys in Aus, they aren't a building. They are more of a stand.

 

[Dennis]

G/A/F ?

Has to be Alaska.

 

[Air]

Too obvious.

 

[davidwhangchoi]

my wendy's drive up window is too narrow.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

G/A/F ?

Has to be Alaska.

There's always Albuquerque..

 

[Monocle]

Tip generously. Its called Southern Hospitality. I bet you city folk wouldn't know a darn thing bout it.

Where I come from, Southern Hospitality is where you're riding on the bus and someone grabs a handful of your unmentionables.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

 

[bundaberg]

http://www.wendys.com.au/

We don't have Alligator's (as has been mentioned). Crocs are bigger, meaner and all round better. And Wendy's in Australia is just ice cream and hot dogs.

 

[Bronetta]

I guessed Florida. Yay go me

 

[Lulubop]

i thought alligators lived in aus when i made this thread ;_;
turns out only crocs

Smh. Sloppy bro

 

[Stormhammer]

crocodile wen dee