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[fennec fox]

A
Gender: female
Age: ~6mo
Personality: exploratory
Turn-ons: magazines (note her admiring my complete GMR/XBN sets)
Turn-offs: me pulling her out of kitchen cabinet by tail

B
Gender: female
Age: ~5mo
Personality: laid-back
Turn-ons: ping pong balls, shoes
Turn-offs: my subwoofer when it goes off

Background
I adopted these two from a man in Houston moving to California (where ferrets are illegal to own) to start a new branch of his company. He bought 'em at a pet shop and gave them cutesy-wutesy names that I won't share with you (even my mother laughed). I'd like to name them something bolder and more original, and since nothing is more original (?) than GAF, I thought I would enlist your help.

Rules
Give me two names. If you want any more background, ask and I'll reply.

Winner
will get (a) eternal fame (b) his/her names engraved in metal once I get tags for these guys.

Note that I reserve the right to name them something of my own if, in my personal opinion, all the entries are crap.

 

[Coin Return]

Ping and Pong? Oh I'm good....

 

[fennec fox]

Ping and Pong? Oh I'm good....

:'(

 

[Triumph]

Transport and Sunday. I win.

 

[kumanoki]

I have three ferrets named Zoku, Momo, and Tank.

I recommend naming the fiesty one Chianti and the quiet one Fava.

 

[Dead]

Holy shit you finally did it

 

[Ford Prefect]

Franny and Zooey

Horseshoe and Clyde

Crapstone and Crazy-Limbs

Apricot and Tocirpa

I'll try and think of some more.

 

[Coin Return]

Gin and Juice

 

[evil ways]

Male: Nacho
Female: Suchi

 

[Lambtron]

Haruko & Natsuko

Joe Young: What are they called?
Maxxx Orbison: The Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young: I can't say that. Can we call them something else?
Maxxx Orbison: But they're the Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young: Well I know, but um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Maxxx Orbison: No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
Joe Young: Well, that's pretty naughty.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Bob and Hobbes (the names of my deceased kitties)

Kilgore and Trout

Pete and Re-Pete

Scrollbar and Computerspeakers

Gruff and Bunf

Wallet and Pictureframe

Florence and Trump

 

[android]

Sam(antha) and Max(ine)

 

[Coin Return]

"I'll find a way to break free!....asfugtwiz."

 

[Drensch]

Super dude and control Hamster.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Curly and Yahoo Serious.

 

[NichM]

Vexx and Spanx

 

[number386]

Hermes, and Radcliffe.

 

[El Papa]

Squeegee and Serpico

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Pinky & Blinky

*2 of the ghosts always running around causing havok in Pacman*

 

[Ill Saint]

Chuck and Berry.

 

[fennec fox]

Vexx and Spanx

This would be quite a fine idea, but I'm afraid that if the director of Whiplash ever found out, he would be even more scared of me than normal.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Stavros and Howard

 

[IntestineBoy]

The correct repsonse is "Zissou" and "Newman."

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Spaz n Taz

It's gold cmon.

 

[speedpop]

Death & Chaos

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Tecumseh Jones and Fort Perriwether

 

[spliced]

Bettman and Goodenow.

 

[xsarien]

Sam(antha) and Max(ine)

Nerdy, but I like it.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Pinky & The Brain

 

[Echoes of Pink]

Cocky and Funny.

 

[Matlock]

bueno and excellente

 

[fennec fox]

Cocky and Funny.

:lol :lol :lol but tooo hard to explain

Sam and Max is looking up top so far.

 

[Darias]

Well, seeing as I also have two ferrets, let me suggest the only possible two names that would forsee the next five years around your house...

Eats-a-lot

Shits-even-more



Then, get a third ferret... That one shall be called... sleeps.

 

[DMczaf]

Jordan and Pippen

 

[Diablos]

Pimple and Acne.

 

[demi]

demi and wario

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Ben & Jen

:lol

 

[Manabanana]

The correct repsonse is "Zissou" and "Newman."

He's right, you know.

 

[fennec fox]

Eats-a-lot

Shits-even-more

If you think they eat and shit a lot, try keeping a dog sometime!

 

[NLB2]

Aba and Baba. I think I should win.

 

[Guzim]

Jordan and Pippen

I agree with DM.

 

[Laguna X]

For the one that likes magazines: Paige

For the one that likes shoes: Lacey

 

[fennec fox]

For the one that likes magazines: Paige

For the one that likes shoes: Lacey

:''''''''''''''''(

 

[impirius]

A. Lamp

B. Lamp

 

[Laguna X]

:''''''''''''''''(

???
You no likey?

I used to have a pair of ferrets myself. Names were Ren & Stimpy (both males).

 

[IntestineBoy]

He's right, you know.

See!

 

[Eminem]

Jordan and Pippen

:lol :lol

 

[DumbNameD]

B: Cutesy
A: Wootsy
Hardcore and edgy. It makes the criminals-- it makes 'em quake.

 

[DopeyFish]

thelma and louise

bonnie & clyde?

 

[JackFrost2012]

I recommend Spanx and Sparx.