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geogaddi

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If we went to GAF University to become elite members with custom tags, what sort of classes would we have to take to take and what sort of discipline would we have to master so we can get a GAF degree?

Photoshop 200-level course (Avatar GIF Animation Lab)
Statistics 101 and a 200 level course
Damage Control 101

What else?
 
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Triumph

Banned
There'd definitely be some sort of "Insulting Conservatives 101" with Professors Drinky, Mandark and Hitokage.

And I'd like to think that I would be brought in as a guest instructor for "Alcohol and you: The Art of the Drunken Thread".
 
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NLB2

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geogaddi said:
If we went to GAF University to become elite members with custom tags, what sort of classes would we have to take to take and what sort of discipline would we have to master so we can get a GAF degree?

Photoshop 200-level course (Avatar GIF Animation Lab)
Statistics 101 and a 200 level course
Damage Control 101

What else?
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Well, I got mine through being an annoying, repetitive ass, so... Whining 101 sounds good.
 
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evil solrac v3.0

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clique formations 101. i'm a guest lecturer every once in a while. but try and decipher what it is i'm actually saying.... mwhahahahaha....
 
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Azih

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Special class on Physical Fitness: Strengthening the typing muscles, enhancing stamina, and avoiding carpal tunnel syndrome
Instructor: Loki.
 
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Tarazet

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Core Curriculum

Introduction to Typing
English for Japanophiles
Effective Trolling
Introductory Ass-Covering
The World of Naruto

Upper Level Seminars

Policy Issues: The ToS and why MAF is immune to it
The Rise and Fall of Sega
Critical Thinking and Post Your Picture Threads: What's the Big Deal?
 
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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
Wrestling 201: It's Not Gay To Watch Sweaty Guys Grapple

Writing the Self: The Ancient Art of Captioning NBA Photos

Learning Disabilities: Understanding Why The Admins Target You and You Alone For Discipline
 
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atomsk

Party Pooper
Magazine Racks And You (the final will also include throwing strategy guides)
Touching Girls 101: How and when they will let you
 
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xsarien

daedsiluap
Cognitive Dissonance and Associated Rationalizations

(Includes frequent day trips to The Gaming Forum for observation of subjects.)
 
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Ghost

Chili Con Carnage!
Stalking 101: Taught by olimario (BYO Camera)

Being an annoying cocktease by pretending to know something thats going to happen when in fact you know nothing beyond what you had for breakfast: 200 (requirement for posting in the gaming forum)


Arguing things you dont even care about 101: DarienA teaches this, i do some guest lectures



How to take a funny idea and take it to the point where its no longer funny 101: I majored in this.
 
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Matlock

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sonarrat said:
Oh yeah, and I'd have to conduct a special workshop on how to migrate from OA and not be banned.
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Page 1: Post worthwhile things
Page 2: Keep down the retardation
Page 3: Unleash your beast over at OA and not here
Page 4: The end
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
Azih said:
Special class on Physical Fitness: Strengthening the typing muscles, enhancing stamina, and avoiding carpal tunnel syndrome
Instructor: Loki.
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:lol


"The Art of Creative Contumely", with Prof. Drinky Crow (prerequisite: "Profuse Profanity", with Prof. Shinobi)

"Small Balls, and How To Live With Them", with Prof. Mandark (Prof. Mandark actually teaches three courses, the other two being "How To Work a Link In To Every Post", and "Making the Most of the Title Field" :p )

"The Blinding White Light of Science", taught by Prof. Hitokage

"Pabst and You", with Prof. Raoul Duke (Prof. Duke also teaches "The Geopolitical Implications of Excess Alcohol Consumption")

"The Straight Dope", Prof. Bishop

"Imprecation 101", Prof. Konex

"How To Get Laid...As a History Major", a colloquium with keynote speakers Profs. Boogie and Cubsfan

"How To Talk Your Way Out Of A Paper Bag", by Prof. Loki (and they say I can't poke fun at myself. Hmph! :D)

"Everything Else You Need To Know", Prof. -jinx-
 
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Tarazet

Member
Matlock said:
Page 1: Post worthwhile things
Page 2: Keep down the retardation
Page 3: Unleash your beast over at OA and not here
Page 4: The end
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I could add quite a bit to this, but that's why I haven't been banned and 95% of the other OAers have...
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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sonarrat said:
I could add quite a bit to this, but that's why I haven't been banned and 95% of the other OAers have...
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Didn't Opa get banned from Opa age?

Much like tubgirl and goatse I have never seen this Opa age.
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
Tommie Hu$tle said:
Didn't Opa get banned from Opa age?

Much like tubgirl and goatse I have never seen this Opa age.
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Hmm..wha...what? Sorry, I was mesmerized by your avatar. ;) :D
 
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NLB2

Banned
Man, I can't believe none of y'all have mentioned me. I mean, I've gotten two different tags before any of y'all have gotten one!
 
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atomsk

Party Pooper
NLB2 said:
Man, I can't believe none of y'all have mentioned me. I mean, I've gotten two different tags before any of y'all have gotten one!
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do you ever talk about anything else? goddamn
 
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xsarien

daedsiluap
Circular Logic, Ad Hominem Remarks, Pornography, and Science Fiction: A Deconstruction of the Modern Day Internet.
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
Oh Lord...I just reread my post and realized that I had left the comment about Che in when I had actually wanted to delete it before I posted. Whoops-- sorry if any offense was taken. :(
 
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Tarazet

Member
Tommie Hu$tle said:
Hmmmm, pathetic.
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Opa is the definition of pathetic. He once decided he wanted to open an arcade, so he bought a full, upright console on Ebay or something. He wound up dropping it down a flight of stairs. His brother had to tell us, he was so humiliated. :lol
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

Member
sonarrat said:
Opa is the definition of pathetic. He once decided he wanted to open an arcade, so he bought a full, upright console on Ebay or something. He wound up dropping it down a flight of stairs. His brother had to tell us, he was so humiliated. :lol
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Yes I remember when Opa was actaully an esteemed member of this community like late 99 or so. Hell, he was here when an Off Topic forum was unfathomable. He was still pathethic but, he did like Sega so....well wait.
 
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Tarazet

Member
Tommie Hu$tle said:
Yes I remember when Opa was actaully an esteemed member of this community like late 99 or so. Hell, he was here when an Off Topic forum was unfathomable. He was still pathethic but, he did like Sega so....well wait.
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He's just such an honorable fool. Cervantes would have loved him.
 
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Do The Mario

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geogaddi said:
If we went to GAF University to become elite members with custom tags, what sort of classes would we have to take to take and what sort of discipline would we have to master so we can get a GAF degree?

Photoshop 200-level course (Avatar GIF Animation Lab)
Statistics 101 and a 200 level course
Damage Control 101

What else?
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Insulting Creationists 101 (how I got my TAG).
 
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Boogie

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Loki said:
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"How To Get Laid...As a History Major", a colloquium with keynote speakers Profs. Boogie and Cubsfan
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I must protest, the professors attached to this course aren't qualified to teach the course material ;P
 
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