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[Kon Tiki]

http://www.gamespot.com/features/6127067/index.html?tag=boxcar_all_features_headline

Gentlemen, start your rhetoric! We've got Ken Kutaragi busting out the karate-master analogies, Satoru Iwata making apologies about a lack of power, and Robbie Bach hoping beyond hope that a two-year-old MMORPG will bring Japanese gamers into the fold. Break out the popcorn, kids. It's going to be an entertaining year ahead.

After E3, the jury remains out on The Godfather, Scarface, and From Russia With Love. But did they really have to go there?

Not so fast. Zelda will make a nice last hurrah for the Cube, and pound for pound, the DS lineup at E3 looked quite a bit more interesting than what was available for the PSP. We aren't so impressed with the dearth of details on the Revolution, though.

If the analysts are correct, it'll be 2000 all over again, this time with the Xbox 360 instead of the PS2. How high might the scalper prices go when it's a week before Christmas and Mommy still hasn't bought one? Then again, our poll results don't foreshadow empty shelves.

We're afraid to see where the developer of Blitz: The League might run with this ball.

The Xbox 360 and Game Boy Micro both have changeable faceplates. Hmmm. It's good to see that market researchers are right on top of what matters to the members of Generation Remix. If you're one of those people that's buying $200 E3 05 faceplates for your Xbox 360 off of eBay, please put down that Mountain Dew...and then punch yourself in the face.

Prerendered? Not prerendered? Whether you think it's a dirty marketing trick or not, you're still talking about it. And in doing so, Sony still wins something.

Games are too long? Maybe ol' Shiggy's been hitting the mushrooms with Mario a little too hard.

Demands included $10 million up front against 15%, a minimum $75 million budget, and production to start this fall? No wonder New Line and Dreamworks told Master Chief where to stick his plasma sword.

 

[Sync M]

There is more slant there then in Kasavin's porn stash.

 

[Hitman]

There is more slant there then in Kasavin's porn stash.

Slant? Kasavin is into asians?

 

[BRVolition]

I can't believe they're turning to their own polls for sales predictions.

 

[ManaByte]

Demands included $10 million up front against 15%, a minimum $75 million budget, and production to start this fall? No wonder New Line and Dreamworks told Master Chief where to stick his plasma sword.

Uh, rumor has it one of the studios who rejected it wanted to give it to Uwe Boll and do it for $20 million. MS is demanding a $75 million budget so that DOESN'T happen.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Please do not ruin my topic.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Uh, rumor has it one of the studios who rejected it wanted to give it to Uwe Boll and do it for $20 million. MS is demanding a $75 million budget so that DOESN'T happen.

Uwe usually likes to brag that he funds his own movies. So maybe he can put in a more to get HALO.

 

[typhonsentra]

There is more slant there then in Kasavin's porn stash.

Holy racism Batman!

 

[puck1337]

There is more slant there then in Kasavin's porn stash.

Hey-ooooooooo

 

[8.6 GREAT!]

Wow.
Although I agree with some of that, wow.
Sonyspot.

 

[Amir0x]

hahaha, here we go.