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Geoff Johns reports on why Hal Jordan won't have sex with Wonder Woman

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Matlock

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I saw Geoff Johns come online on AIM (rare occurrance, his SN only goes active every couple of months), and asked him the question that had to be asked.

[February 04, 2005 01:40] Conan36X: Hello
[February 04, 2005 01:41] Conan36X: I stumbled upon this aim name, and wanted to ask the question that needed to be asked
[February 04, 2005 01:41] Conan36X: Can Hal Jordan score with Wonder Woman
[February 04, 2005 01:41] Conan36X: Seriously, it's been bugging me
[February 04, 2005 01:41] : She's not interested, but neither is he. :)
[February 04, 2005 01:41] Conan36X: amazing
[February 04, 2005 01:41] Conan36X: thank you
[February 04, 2005 01:42] : Sure :)


BuddyChrist can vouch for me here.
 

BuddyC

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Indeed I can, but my own conversation was a lot lamer. Still a tad burnt out after arguing semantics with John Byrne earlier this year.

ZombiePancakes (1:33:25 AM): Sorry to be a bother, but I just wanted to let you know how much I'm enjoying Green Lantern Rebirth.
(1:34:18 AM): Thanks, Zombie.
(1:34:20 AM): Appreciate it.
(1:34:32 AM): Hopefully 4 ships SOON.
(1:34:35 AM): :)
ZombiePancakes (1:37:26 AM): I'm looking forward to it.
 
those two would never click. weird thing is they have some things in common. they are both military types (hal an air force pilot from vietnam and wonder woman an amazon, master strategist) other than that..... well, the ring can come up with so many thousands of things to use on wondy......
 

sc0la

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I wonder how many nerds they get IMing them everytime they get online. And you wonder why its a rare occurance ;)
 

Matlock

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mightynine said:
And here I thought it was because Hal would never give her a ring-based shocker.

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scola said:
I wonder how many nerds they get IMing them everytime they get online. And you wonder why its a rare occurance ;)

Haha, if only you knew.
 

FnordChan

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Wonder Woman and Hal Jordan won't hook up...but there is a member of the Green Lantern Corps she's had her eye on:

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Ah...the name is FnordChan, baby
 

FnordChan

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Matlock said:
That's fucking awesome, fnord.

It stems from my deep and abiding believe that Green Lantern should be completely revamped as P-Funk Adventures. That's the problem with Hal Jordan - he is a being completely devoid of funk.

FnordChan, alias the Long-Haired Sucker
 

Matlock

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FnordChan said:
That's the problem with Hal Jordan - he is a being completely devoid of funk.

FnordChan, alias the Long-Haired Sucker



That's because John Stewart beat the funk out of him.
 
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