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That is, my school.
Seriously.
This has been confirmed by my school's staff. Recently, a woman from an Ann Arbor, Michigan mental institution phoned my school warning of a giant laser from space which was going to destroy all of Indiana. She called my school, Bishop Dwenger, in an attempt to save us from certain doom. Where did she hear this from? Her husband, who is the king of a galaxy nearby to the one attempting to use the laser. She called and left a number of messages about the laser, to which we later traced back to the mental institution. In her messages, she said that all the students were supposed to get on a bus and go to Salt Water, Michigan, and the staff was supposed to go the the chapel at Notre Dame. Upon our arival, a golden pyramid would come and take us to the planet where she was queen. She also called a local grade school, St. Vicent de Paul, becase it is where her son went "light years ago."
I am not kidding.
Upon getting these messages, my school was temporarily on lockdown, just in case there was some truth hidden in the messages. A friend of mine came in late from home to find a cop car outside the school and all of the doors locked. On the doors was a note saying "buzz in" -there was no buzzer. Upon hearing about this from a friend, I was of course skeptical. I was until I heard it mentioned in class, at which point the teachers confirmed it all as true.
So, yeah, giant space laser, golden pyramids, Michigan, and aliens -made for an interesting day.
Seriously.
This has been confirmed by my school's staff. Recently, a woman from an Ann Arbor, Michigan mental institution phoned my school warning of a giant laser from space which was going to destroy all of Indiana. She called my school, Bishop Dwenger, in an attempt to save us from certain doom. Where did she hear this from? Her husband, who is the king of a galaxy nearby to the one attempting to use the laser. She called and left a number of messages about the laser, to which we later traced back to the mental institution. In her messages, she said that all the students were supposed to get on a bus and go to Salt Water, Michigan, and the staff was supposed to go the the chapel at Notre Dame. Upon our arival, a golden pyramid would come and take us to the planet where she was queen. She also called a local grade school, St. Vicent de Paul, becase it is where her son went "light years ago."
I am not kidding.
Upon getting these messages, my school was temporarily on lockdown, just in case there was some truth hidden in the messages. A friend of mine came in late from home to find a cop car outside the school and all of the doors locked. On the doors was a note saying "buzz in" -there was no buzzer. Upon hearing about this from a friend, I was of course skeptical. I was until I heard it mentioned in class, at which point the teachers confirmed it all as true.
So, yeah, giant space laser, golden pyramids, Michigan, and aliens -made for an interesting day.
