ManaByte
Gold Member
OH MY GOD. I heard how bad it was, but nothing can prepare you for how truly horrible this movie is. The dialog sounds like it was originally written in pig latin, translated into Swahili, then into Aramaic, and finally into English. There are pornos out there with a better plot than this steaming turd.
But, then you have a scene with Jlo doing yoga in tiny tiny shorts while writhing on a mat. This visual is destroyed by a monologue of dialog that makes Attack of the Clones' love scenes sound like Shakespeare. Ah, the wonders of the mute button.
If anyone has Starz and wants to see the worst movie in the last, oh, twenty years...it's on all month.
But, then you have a scene with Jlo doing yoga in tiny tiny shorts while writhing on a mat. This visual is destroyed by a monologue of dialog that makes Attack of the Clones' love scenes sound like Shakespeare. Ah, the wonders of the mute button.
If anyone has Starz and wants to see the worst movie in the last, oh, twenty years...it's on all month.
