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[Matlock]

Have you ever opened a girl thread and not known exactly how to reply? We here at Matlock Int'l know this, and that's why we've devised a cheat sheet for such an occasion! Simply find the type of thread it is, and pick from our hand-woven list of pure cotton and love (generated from the most oft-used reply types!).

1. "The girl and I are very happy."
a. She's cheating on you
b. Attention whore
c. I hope you guys stay together
d. FHUTA
e. pics please
f. demi factor
g. it's rape time

2. "The girl and I have having problems."
a. Dump her, and find another girl
b. She's cheating on you
c. Try and resolve your problems
d. FHUTA
e. pics please
f. demi factor
g. it's rape time

3. "I just broke up, how do I get over her?"
a. Take it like a man
b. Drink
c. Try and resolve your problems
d. Find another girl, and FHUTA
e. pics please
f. demi factor
g. it's rape time

4. "I'm talking to a girl..."
a. Friend Zone
b. Cut to the chase
c. COCKY AND FUNNY
d. FHUTA
e. pics please
f. demi factor
g. it's rape time

5. "Oh god I have a STD."
a. That's what you get for screwing around
b. Shoulda used protection
c. At least you're getting some
d. FHUTA
e. pics please
f. demi factor
g. it's rape time

6. "I just cheated on my girlfriend."
a. Tell her
b. Don't tell her
c. Comedy threesome option
d. FHUTA
e. pics please
f. demi factor
g. it's rape time

"7. Hey guys, I just had SEX! She's still orgasming on the corner of the bed as I type this!"
a. Liar
b. Attention whore
c. Why are you not still with her
d. FHUTA
e. pics please
f. demi factor
g. it's rape time

I hope this is of use to you, and may all your girl threads be easy and carefree!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

don't forget "Its rape time".

 

[Matlock]

don't forget "Its rape time".

Added!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Added!

 

[Boogie]

What about

7. Hey guys, I just had SEX! She's still orgasming on the corner of the bed as I type this!

 

[TranceVibrator]

pfft, no shocker, no dice.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Don't forget the guys who are in a bitter little ball about not being able to get a girl. Including 1001 reasons why they can't get a girl or get laid.

 

[aoi tsuki]

This thread is useless without the BJ Queen of Montreal.

 

[Matlock]

This thread is useless without the BJ Queen of Montreal.

 

[Ryck]

What about

7. Hey guys, I just had SEX! She's still orgasming on the corner of the bed as I type this!

:lol :lol Who was that again?

 

[Matlock]

Megafoo, I believe.

 

[Boogie]

Praisme, originally.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Megafoo, I believe.

I don't think so, Matlock.

 

[Matlock]

At least he was a burnout, so I was close!

 

[etiolate]

don't forget "Its rape time".

I picked e for all the answers!

 

[Animal]

This thread is useless without the BJ Queen of Montreal.

what? explain?