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[Miguel]

It's yo birfday...we gon' party like it's yo' birfday...

.5millionaire Ken Jennings will be at your big birthday bash, as will Tracy McGrady. ANyone else?

 

[Docpan]

*Sees repetition of words combined with caps lock*

*Feels compelled to post even though he has never spoken to Matlock*

 

[Matlock]

yo

 

[DMczaf]

It's yo birfday...we gon' party like it's yo' birfday...

.5millionaire Ken Jennings will be at your big birthday bash, as will Tracy McGrady. ANyone else?

"Let me in too or else I'm gonna hold my breath til I explode!! WAAAAAAAAAH!"

 

[B'z-chan]

Miguel the evil moogle

Hey matlock wassup?

 

[Miguel]

Birthday:
June 24, 1983

 

[Matlock]

Okay, he can come in. Only because if he's dead, he can't be traded.

 

[WasabiKing]

GO GET DRUNK

 

[Docpan]

No! Stay at home and post on message boards all day.

 

[Matlock]

No! Stay at home and post on message boards all day.

I like the way you think.

 

[Wario64]

Have a Wario cake! (p.s. i want this cake)

 

[BuddyC]

"Happy birthday! Arrrg!"

 

[Matlock]

Dammit, Buddy noticed the thread and didn't post a second thread.

 

[sc0la]

"I'ma Wario and I'ma Gonna*erkcck* *serving knive cuts throat* *Birthday-Boy eats throat*

 

[Mike]

Happy birthday!

 

[Docpan]

Traaaaaade in your breakfast for this Dannon Frusion smoothie!

 

[Ecrofirt]

i hate that commercial

 

[Fifty]

Happy Birthday dude!

 

[Triumph]

Happy Birthday, ya fucker. Hope you're not caught in the throes of a quarter life crisis due to your anniversary like me. Ho ho ho.... fuck.

Yeah, go Matlock! Go Matlock! Go make an ass out of yerself, get hammered and say lewd things to women. And if anyone asks them why you're behaving like an animal, pee on them and tell them it's because George W. Bush told you to.

Mahalo.

 

[White Man]

Happy birthday, duder. Now go get us some refreshments.

 

[Mike]

Hope you're not caught in the throes of a quarter life crisis due to your anniversary like me.

Speaking of, I'm turning 25 this Saturday. It's really weirding me out, in that "What the hell am I doing with my life?" way. Anyone else going through this?

 

[Matlock]

Woo, I still feel like an 18 year old jackass.