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MrAngryFace · Mar 20, 2005

ShadowRed didnt, would you?

demi · Mar 20, 2005

I would for you. I'll pretend it's a hot pocket.

What flavor are you? I think I'm a broccoli and cheese myself.

cubicle47b · Mar 20, 2005

On Meryl Streep? Yeah, sure, why not.

sc0la · Mar 20, 2005

not with some skank i met on the internet

its much to personal for a stranger imo

robertsan21 · Mar 20, 2005

hell yeah!
love it...when its tasteless.

demi · Mar 20, 2005

I think I'll go lick some 9 volts!

bishoptl · Mar 20, 2005

What's the issue here?

8bit · Mar 20, 2005

Mapatasi.

robertsan21 · Mar 20, 2005

bishoptl said:
What's the issue here?

no thats not it
this is it

Days like these... · Mar 20, 2005

As long as you can't smell it your safe. :lol Poonani should have a ph balance of 0

Dilbert · Mar 20, 2005

Days like these... said:
As long as you can't smell it your safe. :lol Poonani should have a ph balance of 0

Hey dumbass -- I'm not saying that you've been dating the wrong women, but you DO know that pH 0 = EXTREMELY acidic, right?

Days like these... · Mar 20, 2005

Well I meant neutral? is 6 or 7 neutral?

demon · Mar 20, 2005

Days Like These after a night of oral lovin'...

Aruarian Reflection · Mar 20, 2005

Days like these... said:
Well I meant neutral? is 6 or 7 neutral?

Go back to middle school

Blackace · Mar 20, 2005

Days like these... said:
Well I meant neutral? is 6 or 7 neutral?

No sucka foo

Teknopathetic · Mar 20, 2005

:lol

As codewords, me and my buddies often rate women on the pH scale.

Jim Bowie · Mar 20, 2005

Teknopathetic said:
:lol

As codewords, me and my buddies often rate women on the pH scale.

Met any 0s? You and Days Like These might have hooked up with the same girl.

Diablos · Mar 20, 2005

I was once told it tastes like "really good fruit." :lol

Teknopathetic · Mar 20, 2005

Jim: Welll, I think you could spot a 0 from across the room. She'd be the one with her pants corroding.

Brannon · Mar 20, 2005

If it's that bad, put some Bush Secret on that snatch, it's pH fair and balanced you know.

Kabuki Waq · Mar 20, 2005

It tastes like victory.

aoi tsuki · Mar 20, 2005

Speaking of which, anyone get their red wings? i have once, but i think it's the kinda thing where you have to recertify annually. Mine expired a couple years ago, thankfully.

Lathentar · Mar 20, 2005

Yep, been downtown a number of times. Usually for quick foreplay, just once to conclusion.

It can taste pretty bad sometimes, especially if its around that time of the month.

Diablos · Mar 20, 2005

Lathentar said:
Yep, been downtown a number of times. Usually for quick foreplay, just once to conclusion.

I can taste pretty bad sometimes, especially if its around that time of the month.

You're a chick?

Boogie · Mar 20, 2005

Diablos said:
You're a chick?

I think he left out a "t"

Belfast · Mar 20, 2005

I've never been to Australia before. How is it?

videogamer · Mar 20, 2005

Days like these... said:
As long as you can't smell it your safe. :lol Poonani should have a ph balance of 0

Oh dear you must like it when your lips and tongue burn. The sour taste must help too.
*snicker* pH "balance"
:lol

B'z-chan · Mar 20, 2005

Its like a rollercoaster, and its lots of fun. Just make sure you've got a neck restraint.

NOTE: actual use of neck restraint does not infact protect you from the dangers of going "down there" wear a cup and some eye gear to get total protection.

for a good taste, put some honey in your mouth and move it all over your tongue. Then do it to it.

Ecrofirt · Mar 20, 2005

aoi tsuki said:
Speaking of which, anyone get their red wings? i have once, but i think it's the kinda thing where you have to recertify annually. Mine expired a couple years ago, thankfully.

You're one sick motherfucker.

Diablos · Mar 20, 2005

Boogie said:
I think he left out a "t"

Haha but it's still funny :lol

Wellington · Mar 20, 2005

aoi tsuki said:
Speaking of which, anyone get their red wings? i have once, but i think it's the kinda thing where you have to recertify annually. Mine expired a couple years ago, thankfully.

Gross.

I don't see a problem going downtown, I'd do it any day of the week (period not withstanding). Besides, she'd be more pre-disposed to doing whatever you want after that.

mrroboto · Mar 20, 2005

red wings is so old school.

get your chocolate stick. you know, the back door with a present on it. ugh

Lathentar · Mar 20, 2005

Diablos said:
Haha but it's still funny :lol

Fuck you guys.

Blackie · Mar 20, 2005

Yeah I done it a couple times, and it stunk. I'm not going back down there again unless I'm gauranteed by the girl that it tastes/smells like chocolate, fruit or something good the next time.

Naturally my dick tastes like cinammon, so she never has grounds to complain about me.

LakeEarth · Mar 21, 2005

I used to think it always stunk, but one girl I did it to smelt like nothing, didn't even taste bad either. Needless to say I thanked her for that.

aoi tsuki · Mar 21, 2005

B'z-chan said:
for a good taste, put some honey in your mouth and move it all over your tongue. Then do it to it.

Sounds like a good way to introduce a yeast infection.

-=DoAvl=- · Mar 21, 2005

well, down here in australia, we eat kangaroos.

It's a metaphor....

but it did happen.

Kuro Madoushi · Mar 21, 2005

Hmmm...I wouldn't go down on a stranger...

But for a girl I've known or have been dating you've gotta go down man!

A) It'll loosen them up
B) They're more likely to return the favour
C) Try having sex after going down on her and giving her an orgasm...hahahahaha...she'll appreciate it

mrklaw · Mar 21, 2005

Days like these... said:
Well I meant neutral? is 6 or 7 neutral?

5.5, but its too late now

videogamer · Mar 21, 2005

mrklaw said:
5.5, but its too late now

It's 7. AFAIK (it's been a while since gchem), when pure water disassociates, there are equal concentrations of OH- and H+. In this situation, [H+]=10^-7, and that would would lead to the pH being at 7.

human5892 · Mar 21, 2005

Otaking · Mar 21, 2005

I fail to understand what the big deal about doing it. Last time I did it there was no taste whatsoever. I'm sure some can taste bad, but remember that you're doing it for her pleasure. If it makes her feel good, then it's all worth it in the end, right? I, myself, would only do it with a girl I 100% trust (her trusting me 100% is a must too) and care about. Therefore, making her feel good and giving her pleasure makes me feel good, no matter what it tastes like. I'm not saying I'd do ANYTHING to give her pleasure. There are plenty of things I'm not cool with, but I still try to keep an open mind.

borghe · Mar 21, 2005

lol....

you kids....

ToxicAdam · Mar 21, 2005

I went out clubbing with a girl. She didn't wear any underwear. We danced and drank all night.

We went to a hotel room. She warned me before I tried. I should have listened.

That's my story.

Particle Physicist · Mar 21, 2005

MrAngryFace said:
ShadowRed didnt, would you?

i had one bad experience and havent gone down since.

radios shipping overview · Mar 21, 2005

It's always enjoyable if she's fresh from the shower.

PanopticBlue · Mar 21, 2005

I used to have a bit of an aversion for it, but lately I quite enjoy it. Most of the stink is usually because of being sweaty, after showering in the morning and then working a full-time job, by the time she gets to bed at night it could be a little stinky.

But it's nothing nice shower before bed can't cure.

If she showers before bed, I'll gladly go down, like many have already said, it makes her sooo much more horny than otherwise, so it's usually worth it even if it is a bit unpleasant. Last time I went down, she got 3 O's in a row, her thighs were like vice grips around my head, and the sex afterwards was AWESOME

oh yeah, she had showered just before bed too, so it didn't taste bad at all... hell I think I enjoy giving it to her more than recieving it.

J2 Cool · Mar 21, 2005

Otaking said:
I fail to understand what the big deal about doing it. Last time I did it there was no taste whatsoever. I'm sure some can taste bad, but remember that you're doing it for her pleasure. If it makes her feel good, then it's all worth it in the end, right? I, myself, would only do it with a girl I 100% trust (her trusting me 100% is a must too) and care about. Therefore, making her feel good and giving her pleasure makes me feel good, no matter what it tastes like. I'm not saying I'd do ANYTHING to give her pleasure. There are plenty of things I'm not cool with, but I still try to keep an open mind.

You haven't met the right girl, or the wrong girl then. You're saying if you love them, who cares what their hygeine is? Just do it? With that said, I've dealt with some that weren't too pleasant. All for the sake of their pleasure and eventually mine.

Blackie · Mar 21, 2005

ToxicAdam said:
I went out clubbing with a girl. She didn't wear any underwear. We danced and drank all night.

We went to a hotel room. She warned me before I tried. I should have listened.

That's my story.

NO THAT IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY! Let's get some interesting/amusing details up in this forizzle.

Doth Togo · Mar 21, 2005

B'z-chan said:
For a good taste, put some honey in your mouth and move it all over your tongue. Then do it to it.

Agreed.

Strawberries dipped in cream can also be a treat for both people.

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