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[BobbyRobby]

I'm just waiting for games based on the Lumberjack Olympics and the World's Strongest Man competitions.

World Games for the C64 had a lumberjack event where you had to run on a log in water. I think it was the Canadian event.

 

[Flynn]

This is an idea of mine.

The game is called "Fort". It's a first person shooter.

In this game, you occupy an apartment building, castle, military compound, etc. (upgrades are unlockable)

The objective of this game is to blow up your opponent's building, and theirs is the opposite. And when I say this, I mean that the building has to crumble to the ground. It's completely online-based.

"Fort" made me think of the couch cushion castles I used to build when I was a little kid. Now there's an idea for a game.

 

[djtiesto]

Damn stupid idea for a game but here it is:

You are a company who has a history of making AAA videogames and consoles, but have been on a rapid decline for generations in a row. The objective is to manage the company so that they aren't forced to drop out of the industry.

It's a stupid idea because this could never happen in real life. Ever. Wait, it does sound kinda familiar though. OHHHHH... sh

Sounds like Segagaga for Dreamcast :lol (No I know what you're trying to say)

 

[djtiesto]

A Mortal Kombat type fighting game featuring the cast of Full House (fatalities and all! plus Mary Kate and Ashley are both palette swapped characters!)

 

[Ronabo]

My friend had an idea...around 10 years ago, where you would be a bus driver, and had to be the best in town. That mean you had to drive fast and pick up as many kids as you can. You'd have rivals who'd race you and you'd run into each other. But you can tell some kids to run outside the bus so you can use them as a shield. The more kids you can pick up = more shielding.

I had an idea like this years before Crazy Taxi but you were a garbage truck driver.

 

[Oxymoron]

"Riot in Quebec City" would be the name of the game.

Add Véronique Cloutier, Patrice L'Écuyer, and a chainsaw, and it's sold.

Oh, and Mario Dumont. I want to beat the shit out of him.

 

[Timo]

the rapist: your job is to rape people in random locals, starting with the regular people and working up to celebrities. rape male, female, animal, or vegitable throughout the whole game. eventually you become a giant vagina. with a yeast inffection. and your dragged over shards of glass.

 

[fennec fox]

I'd love to play a game where you pee on stuff, and you have to piss on as muhc stuff as possible. The high score screen will be you pissing on the letters.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

shaving peaches

you have 3d peach on screen, it rotates, and you shave it within a time limit

GAMING GOLD!!!

 

[captainbiotch]

I always wanted a version of Diablo 2 with playable Pirate, Ninja, Robot assassin, Dinosaur, and Jedi. In co-op play you can ride around on the dinosaurs head and throw shurikens and shoot people in a drunken stupor or whatever.

I'd also like to see a 2d fighter filled with construction workers. Beat people down with shovels and nailguns, toss them into table saws or concrete slabs, dodge wrecking balls and bulldozers. Cool? Yes. Homoerotic? Maybe. The secret unlockable mode would allow you to battle as the execs of all the major gaming companies.

 

[disabledHeliocentric]

How about a game where you have to go around giving people mullet hair cuts.
There could also be a game centered around building a cult from scratch into a multi-national movement replete with deflowering loyal followers daughters and employing terrorist cells to destabalize all of the world's governments.
Or how about a game where you're a really natty homeless fellow and you have all sorts of options from foraging for rats and squirrels to dumpster diving to jacking people to being a man-whore.
or a stealth adventure based on liberating animals from Zoo's.
now that I think about it a bathroom simulator replete with the micro details related to taking a piss and a dump might be interesting. You know, there could be like moving loop targets in the toilet you'd have to hit to get points and if you didn't flush after taking a poo a brown monster might suck you into a secret dimension.