GTA 6 is COOKED (Synthetic Man warning)

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Check out Synthetic Man's youtube channel. There's not a single positive video about any game. Do these people even like video games?
 
Synthetic Man... isn't this that dude that got caught gooning with 3 monitors and at least double the dildos?
 
I have full confidents in the game being a timeless masterpiece and no man can tell me otherwise especially a Synthetic Man! Say no to Synths, all hail Elder Maxson and the Brotherhood of Steel!
 
Instead of discussing the messenger, is there any actual argument as to why GTA is "cooked" or whatever?

IMO people should have their expectations in check, if they expect groundbreaking stuff.
 
Angry_Megalodon said:
Instead of discussing the messenger, is there any actual argument as to why GTA is "cooked" or whatever?

IMO people should have their expectations in check, if they expect groundbreaking stuff.
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Probably best argument are:
>As successful as GTA 6 will definitely be, there's no guarantee Rockstar will manage to attract people to a very probable new GTA online, which is what sustains the company today.
>If the game disappoints or isn't as good as people expect, their next release won't be as hyped and might flop if they follow the same form and costs of development.
 
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ValiantInstance said:
It's pretty obvious that they are gonna rip the piss out of MAGA and Alex Jones viewer stereotypes but keep the kid gloves on when it comes to progressive stuff.
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GTAV laughs at everyone equally and R* knows their audience, what works great doesn't need to be changed, so they'll keep laughing at both sides of the spectrum and whatever else left in between

Bring whatever youtuber or social media grifter you want, not gonna change the fact that GTAVI is gonna be massive and about to replace GTAV as the new milking cow for R*, get ready for GTAVI Enhanced Edition for PS8, lmao
 
Soodanim said:
I dread to think what the YouTube suggestions looks like for anyone that choses to watch this shite
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If you do watch it, remember to delete it from your watch history. You can also go to the 3 dot menu of any videos that pop up in your home feed and seem related and choose 'not interested' or 'don't show me this channel again'.

I wouldn't advise watching any of his stuff or looking at the comments section. He's a complete waste of time and it's all a cess pit.
 
Even this title from OP is funny and dumb. Some dickhead's WARNING, lol. He's warning you. Some staff at a company may not share your exact (presumed) political and cultural views.

Oooooh, spooky! I'm shaking.
 
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I ll say that, If everything goes wrong in my life and i lose my job to AI, i ll make a YT Channel and ll talk shit about everything all day to make some money, apparently ppl are real stupid and engage a lot with this kind of content.
 
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Just trying to create faux clickbait outrage over what will be one of the biggest entertainment products in history. They're taking advantage because they know it'll get clicks, even if it's completely made up.
 
From what I understand, GTA games went from depicting almost purely the crime world to something more of a parody sketch on society, right? So, If society is going mad with all of the nonsense that pisses everyone off, then the game is doomed to be full of such crap. It will be for modern audiences more than anyone of you would want it to be, that's the logical conclusion here.

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Autistic_Pancake said:
From what I understand, GTA games went from depicting almost purely the crime world to something more of a parody sketch on society, right? So, If society is going mad with all of the nonsense that pisses everyone off, then the game is doomed to be full of such crap. It will be for modern audiences more than anyone of you would want it to be, that's the logical conclusion here.

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Yeah, fairly accurate. Ideally Rockstar would lampoon both the far right and far left in GTA6. Both have enough material to mine for comedy gold. However we're likely only going to see one side get lampooned if the employees crying in the video are anything to go by.

Synthetic Man speculates the delay could be to rework some things for the post-woke video game industry, but I have some doubts.
 
This is stupid. I'm not giving some YT baiter a click, that's all the majority of these creators are nowadays. Just baiting and fanning from one side, etc. Looking at some of the comments in here, he lands exactly where I thought he would.

If the game is expected to drop next year, everything they worked on is still very much in the game, so if you're worried about "woke retards" that worked on it, then you should still be worried lmao.

I won't say I'm worried or concerned about GTA VI, I've realized I don't really care. But I'd at least hope that the game comes out and is worth the wait for those anticipating it. That's something people should actually be concerned about, everything else is semantics.
 
Oh my, I hope GTA6 will still be a no holds barred game . I don't even see any problems if it will have full culture wars in it. I don't want this game to be for sissies , especially this is a parody.
 
Loomy said:
Check out Synthetic Man's youtube channel. There's not a single positive video about any game. Do these people even like video games?
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1) he makes a number of videos that're basically iterations of a single video...
2) he likes attention. whether he likes games is irrelevant...
 
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Guilty_AI said:
I'd say it's more like Driver San Francisco is Driver 4 while Parallel Lines is the spin-off, as San Francisco is a direct continuation of Driver 3 (or Driv3r)
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yup, Driver SF is the sequel to Driver 3.
and then there was an in-between game for the 3DS that I think is set between 1 and 2.
 
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Loomy said:
Check out Synthetic Man's youtube channel. There's not a single positive video about any game. Do these people even like video games?
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The review era where these types of contents made sense is over. I'd rather buy half the store dirt cheap than making s content that serves no one.
 
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