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HAIR - BODY - BUTT - BACK
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I usually walk naked dripping wet body down to my garage, grab some rags soaked in oil and antifreeze, wipe down only the parts of me exposed to air, and allow my body to absorb the nutrients of my shower water through my armpits/taint/asscrack/orifices, then place the rags back in their original spot for continued use. It's the only way to be sure.
GeorgPrime
Banned
Hair, Head, Upper Body, Lower Body.
Reuse for 2-3 Times. Then get a new one.
Reuse for 2-3 Times. Then get a new one.
DESTROYA
Member
You can’t smoke crack if it gets wet.
Start from the top and work my way down and never reuse towels, that’s just being lazy.
FreedomOfSpeech
Banned
Only logical way is from top to bottom.
One towel a day, max 2 showers a day.
One towel a day, max 2 showers a day.
Slings and Arrows
Banned
Feet, arse crack, arm pits, face, nob and bollox, then i stop, drop and roll around the carpet til dry.
GAMETA
Banned
I seriously don't get people who think it's disgusting to reuse towels... don't you wash your fucking butt? Like, seriously wash and clean it, with soap, washing between the cheeks, over the anus and behind the balls?
Because I do and it's clean af after every shower I take, so why not reuse the towels? I don't get it.
Because I do and it's clean af after every shower I take, so why not reuse the towels? I don't get it.
Nymphae
Banned
Are you Mexican?
DESTROYA
Member
Because the towels begin to smell and is dirty with dead skin and hair , why let them sit around to get even more disgusting with bacteria or mold?
I just use the wet towel to wipe down everything in the shower and floor to keep everything clean. It’s just 100% pure laziness using a towel multiple times unless you only have 1 towel.
Nymphae
Banned
Yes, but it's also going overboard if you wash it every time, you're not going to get sick from reusing your own towel a few times.
GAMETA
Banned
They won't smell after a single use. I shower everyday and clean myself thoroughly... I change towels every week, they're never smelly... maybe in winter if they don't dry correctly, but still...
Do you do laundry everyday? How many towels do you have?
DESTROYA
Member
Never said you would get sick it’s about not being a slob and a lazy bastard.
Maybe they don’t smell to you but they do smell....sort of like the cat person that says they can’t smell anything after living in the same apartment with cats after some time.
I do laundry about twice a week and have plenty of towels , probably dozens without counting.
Potato Chip PRO
Member
I'm in these trenches with 14 inches... Ohh wrong thread.
Kadayi
Banned
Top to bottom lightly with a towel. I generally weigh myself after a shower and have a wash/shave so I let myself air dry for the most part. I also have a heated drying rack for the towels so usually, I use them for a week or so before changing. As for any dampness between the ass cheeks...toilet paper generally does the trick. No treating the towel like dental floss between those ass checks mishaps for me.
partime
Member
How do you notice not washing your ass? Are you pooping in the shower; don't wipe well enough to know shit got stuck and needs some washing.
Nymphae
Banned
Well you mentioned mold and bacteria. I've never had an issue using a towel 3 or 4 times before washing it, almost never sick and don't stink.
Airola
Member
Try it once.
You will know.
Both reasons are pretty obvious though.
One is that the butt is a lot more dry instead of the experience drying up your butt after shower usually is.
Then, if not sure, you can try and smell the towel afterwards. Turns out even the best wiping methods on the toilet don't remove the smell completely.
In my case the towel didn't have any stains or anything like that. But the smell confirmed my initial suspicion after toweling the butt. And that's when my soul died for a moment.
quickwhips
Member
How the fuck are you smelly when you come out of the shower? What is wrong with you?
notseqi
Member
Dry yourself off in a old towel and get that sweet bullshit back on your body.
You shed a ton of skin when you are showering, while softened up. That stuff gets caught in the towel, among other things. Shit has bacteria, doesn't dry out quick enough, has cool new bacteria.
just_some_nut
Member
2 towels reserved exclusively for the face; the rest on rotation for hair -> upper body -> lower body for like 2 weeks. They eventually get washed due more to schedule than muskiness
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Like Dick Cheney and Nansy Pelosi I put my skin in the dryer.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Using a towel only once is a waste of water. It's not that dirty if you're drying yourself after a shower.
Unless you're showering in bile or whatever.
Unless you're showering in bile or whatever.
Rockondevil
Member
Use a towel for maybe a week until my wife decides she wants them washed, otherwise it’d be much longer.
Always dry head to toe.
Always dry head to toe.
Prison Mike
Banned
Whats a shower
Blitzmangoman
Member
Head, upper body, legs, balls, butt and then it goes into the washing machine. Ya filthy animals.
Elektro Demon
Banned
Hair, my vagina, arms, legs and then back. I reuse it till it's smelly.
RoadHazard
Gold Member
Top to bottom, AFTER showering, meaning I'm clean. So I'll use them a few times. You don't need to actually shove it up your asshole you know.
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PanzerAzel
Member
Bottom up. Legs to head.
Are there seriously people who use a new towel every time? Someone should inform them they’ve just stepped out of the shower that was used to clean themselves.
Are there seriously people who use a new towel every time? Someone should inform them they’ve just stepped out of the shower that was used to clean themselves.
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
None of your business.
partime
Member
This is gaf, it's everyone's business.
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