Halloween 2010 Tales of Debauchery and Idiocy

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Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
So, what went down costumed-GAF?

I don't have much to report, I didn't dress up, got into a fight Friday night with a drunk Russell Brand who thought I was someone else. Also later the weekend, I met a girl at some party who had a fetish for Korean guys, and that was awkward.

Anyone else have fun tales to tell?
 
Saw a couple dressed as Superman and wonder woman having a fight, superman got his ass kicked :lol other than that it was a pretty sedate night
 
Had a wild night. Started out setting up lights and scary music for the trick or treaters. Then I handed out some candy to kids whose parents are too lame to wait till it's dark to go trick or treating. Then me and my 3 year old firefighter went from house to house in our neighborhood to get candy even though we had tons at home anyway and you only get bullshit candy from people and you have to dodge the hundreds of kids from the poor neighborhoods. Then we came home and I watched Dawn of the Dead and The Walking Dead. Wow what a night
 
That's cool though, I'd rather go trick of treating with my shorty (if I had one) than dodging drunks.
 
Come to think of it I had a pretty bad Halloween night. Didn't do anything really, usually I take a walk around the neighborhood to see everyone's decorations but last night I forgot. =(
 
one of my friends got his car radio stolen while he was working at his part time job.
btw he's been trying to be a gaffer for like 9 months now XD: xero sauce
 
My friend and I vaguely considered doing something interesting until I decided I was tired and fell asleep at his house before it was even dark. Woke up at midnight, came home, watched The Walking Dead, then went back to sleep.
 
I was at a bar with some friends, and I started chatting up a newly engaged couple. I gave them the congrats, talked to them, and in the end, I went to buy them a round of drinks as a congrats. Well, as soon as I get back with the drinks, it's just the lady (her man was in the john). When I set down the drinks, she yells "thank you!" (she was very drunk), and she kisses me. No, not a innocent kiss on the cheek, I mean a deep, long kiss. Well, needless to say, I was gone before the fiance came out of the bathroom.
 
I handed out candy. Some little girl showed up at my door dressed as a cheerleader with a Peyton Manning jersey on. I gave the 2 other kids with her candy and said she couldnt have shit.

Actull I gave her candy. Kids were all excited because I was handing out Twizzlers....odd I hate the damn things!
 
Watch another pathetic display of offensive game calling from Schottenheimer.

Was pissed, brought my girlfriend and her sister trick or treating. Fuckers weren't giving out candy, and I refused to come home with an 8th of a bag full of candy, so we drove around her development and town to houses with lights on and knocked exclusively at those houses.

She ended up filling her bag to 3/4 capacity when all was said and done. We had to stop because she and my girlfriend were tired and had enough. Whiners.
 
Wife and I went to a costume party Saturday. It was all families with kids, but the hosts setup the basement to get rid of the children. Then all the adults danced and drank as the handful of slutty single chicks convinced the married chicks to act more slutty as well. So while the kids were distracted their hot MILFs were groping each other's boobs, dirty dancing, and taking suggestive photos with fishnets, garters, and a few panty shots thrown in for good measure.

It was fun.

Highlight of Sunday was when a teenage chick dressed as Snookie showed up at our door trick or treating with a dude dressed as a banana.
 
I spent all day decorating my house and then handed out candy to about 500 Trick-or-Treaters with my friends.

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Sat.
Halloween party at one friends house on the UWS
Followed with a fight with my wife while waiting for the A train :( but we resolved it by the time the train came :D
Followed by hanging out at random bars in the villiage.

We went as Wife-> Smurf, me-> Bottle of two Buck Chuck. We were walking around the village with a Henchman and Dr. Mysterio from the venture brothers, Gordon freeman and alex vance, a Jedi and a dinosaur.

Most offensive costume of the night, a group that was Joran van der Sloot, and Natalee halloway; before and after :lol . Good times, Halloween seems to bring out the socializing at the bars.

Sun. we were cleaning out grandma's basement all day, missed most of the trick or treaters (and the ones who did come weren't even dressed up. BULLSHIT.)
 
talisayNon said:
Watch another pathetic display of offensive game calling from Schottenheimer.

Was pissed, brought my girlfriend and her sister trick or treating. Fuckers weren't giving out candy, and I refused to come home with an 8th of a bag full of candy, so we drove around her development and town to houses with lights on and knocked exclusively at those houses.

She ended up filling her bag to 3/4 capacity when all was said and done. We had to stop because she and my girlfriend were tired and had enough. Whiners.

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electricpirate said:
Sun. we were cleaning out grandma's basement all day, missed most of the trick or treaters (and the ones who did come weren't even dressed up. BULLSHIT.)

I noticed a lot of people weren't dressed up this year. I know it was pretty cold out and everything, but still...at least wear a mask or something.

I was impressed by one kid this year, though. He had to have been maybe 6 years old and he was one of the most appreciated people I've seen on Halloween. He was admiring my pumpkin carvings and said "Wow, you have some awesome pumpkins. Nobody ever appreciates the carvings, they are just here for the candy". I found that was a pretty cool thing for a 6-year-old to say.
 
Went to a good party on Saturday night. Fire pit, a guy dressed as a vending machine actually handing out cigarettes, beer, and gum, and just good people.

However, then "Can't Handle It" guy showed up, immediately took a hit from a gravity bong, then fell through a window. That was fun.
 
I typed a paper for school... Shrug. But good news, I finally stopped coughing and can breath right except when sleeping =[
 
Had a random kid with no costume and his mom(who looked like she just rolled out of a ditch somewhere) knock on my door right as nightfall went down :^/
 
Watched Michigan lose Saturday night. Punched things.

Watched Steelers lose Sunday night. Punched more things. Cleaned fridge.
 
Had a good weekend actually oddly. Saturday was awesome filled with drunk awesomeness. Sunday was a sober one but fucking awesomeness still. Then watched some Walking Dead and Dexter and all the HBO shows.
 
I was hung over and tired from the rally, I ended up watching martys and other horror movies. I switched between horror movies and YouTube videos of puppies.
 
Dude Abides said:
Watched Michigan lose Saturday night. Punched things.

Watched Steelers lose Sunday night. Punched more things. Cleaned fridge.
I thought this thread was supposed to be about fun tales.
 
I got black out retarded. I started drinking at 2pm and went to the Day N Night brunch party in the Oak room in the Plaza Hotel (I live in NYC). Was drinking rose wine and bloody mary's all day. Got home puked and passed out till 7:30 and went to a pre game party at my friends apartment where I got even more trashed before I went to the Social Life Magazine party that had an open bar till 2am. Damn was I hurting on Sunday morning....epic Halloween indeed.
 
I had a great night! I dressed up as a gay pirate, with tons of jewelery and lace cuffs. My girlfriend was an Alphonse mucha poster girl. We threw a pretty small party at my house. Only about 15 people showed up, but it was pretty good. We just got pretty smashed and handed out candy. Also, everyone was playing PacMan CE for some reason. I would go through the living room and there would be a different person playing it every time. At around midnight we ran out of pot so I had to ride my bike a few miles with this guy I'm only just starting to be friends with. On the way back we were riding through a park close to my house and he fell pretty hard. I guess he didn't hurt himself.

Also, one of the cats shit in my bathtub. Which is super lame, but I guess it's a pretty inoffensive place for a cat to drop a huge load. Anyway, my house is pretty trashed and I'm the only one awake. Luckily I'm not that hungover.
 
Didn't do anything. Caught a documentary on Netflix called 'CROPSEY' pretty decent.


ElectricBlue187 said:
Had a wild night. Started out setting up lights and scary music for the trick or treaters. Then I handed out some candy to kids whose parents are too lame to wait till it's dark to go trick or treating. Then me and my 3 year old firefighter went from house to house in our neighborhood to get candy even though we had tons at home anyway and you only get bullshit candy from people and you have to dodge the hundreds of kids from the poor neighborhoods. Then we came home and I watched Dawn of the Dead and The Walking Dead. Wow what a night


That sounds kind of wrong. How poor are these people, and I hope your wife was home giving them candies?

Poor kids probably need the holiday more than rich kids.
 
Stormwatch said:
I spent all day decorating my house and then handed out candy to about 500 Trick-or-Treaters with my friends.

Halloween Decoration Awesomeness

That's cool. I wish I lived in a place where I could've handed out candy. I live in a highrise, so no go.
 
Solstice said:
I was at a bar with some friends, and I started chatting up a newly engaged couple. I gave them the congrats, talked to them, and in the end, I went to buy them a round of drinks as a congrats. Well, as soon as I get back with the drinks, it's just the lady (her man was in the john). When I set down the drinks, she yells "thank you!" (she was very drunk), and she kisses me. No, not a innocent kiss on the cheek, I mean a deep, long kiss. Well, needless to say, I was gone before the fiance came out of the bathroom.

What would your avatar have done?!

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thetechkid said:
Throw candy at the street walkers. :D

I haven't seen any prostitutes in my neighborhood. And I think sucking on things would b counterproductive for them. I mean, they could get paid for it, you know?
 
Rode with some friends down to New Orleans for the weekend. We dressed up and went out on Bourban street last night. I drank too much and my memory is kinda fuzzy, but it was absolutely insane how many people were out there. What a crazy place. :lol
 
Jtwo said:
I had a great night! I dressed up as a gay pirate, with tons of jewelery and lace cuffs. My girlfriend was an Alphonse mucha poster girl. We threw a pretty small party at my house. Only about 15 people showed up, but it was pretty good. We just got pretty smashed and handed out candy. Also, everyone was playing PacMan CE for some reason. I would go through the living room and there would be a different person playing it every time. At around midnight we ran out of pot so I had to ride my bike a few miles with this guy I'm only just starting to be friends with. On the way back we were riding through a park close to my house and he fell pretty hard. I guess he didn't hurt himself.

Also, one of the cats shit in my bathtub. Which is super lame, but I guess it's a pretty inoffensive place for a cat to drop a huge load. Anyway, my house is pretty trashed and I'm the only one awake. Luckily I'm not that hungover.

Wasn't the cat.
 
On Saturday I went out as Tobias Funke as a blueman. Hooked up with a girl and I'm afraid I got blue paint all over her face. It was hilarious and embarrassing at the same time. :lol
 
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