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Halo 2 > Girlfriend

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Matlock

Banned
I was sitting around with the girlfriend tonight, and then...I heard it. A voice that sounded kind of like Cortana. I spotted it out of the corner of my eye, Halo-ish font.

I tuned her completely out, and stared at the awesomeness that lie before me.

She asked what was wrong.

"I'm sorry, Gina, but this takes precedence."

XDUDE WHY HAVE I FORSAKEN THOU
 
M

MrparisSM

Banned
yes, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Halo 2 is going to kick ass. GOTY for sure. I had to replay the commercial several times to get my Halo 2 fix for the day. :D
 
S

snaildog

Member
Today I abandoned my girlfriend right after sex to rush home and finish Prince of Persia (for the first time). Amazing game.
 
S

speedpop

Has problems recognising girls
Wow more proof to be shoved onto that great big pile of theory that there is no hope for the human race.
 
M

M3wThr33

Banned
Sex for most of these guys is the 15 seconds before they take a 6 hour nap while the girl finishes herself off.

SP in hand.
 
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aku:jiki

Member
M3wThr33 said:
Sex for most of these guys is the 15 seconds before they take a 6 hour nap while the girl finishes herself off.

SP in hand.
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You do realize that making attacks like that on the internet pretty much singles you out as the only virgin around, right?
 
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The Guivre

Member
It's times like these I'm glad I found myself a woman who understands my crippling addiction to beating the living shit out of various purple or bluish alien sons of bitches. There was even a brief five minute period where she took my S-type and beat a few of those Grunt bastards to death with the plasma rifle I'd acquired for her. I'm not ashamed to admit that was a pretty hot moment.

I wonder if that means in some twisted way I have a thing for snuff... Xenophilic snuff... damn.. maybe I'm a lot sicker than I gave myself credit for. Oh well... I got four days off of work for launch, and she gave me her blessing to go forth and game, I love my fiancee. So I guess vicariously she love Master Chief and Cortana.
 
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TeTr1C

Member
On Nov. 5 til about Nov. 8 I'm just going to replay Halo just to get the feeling again. That never gets boring.
 
A

Axsider

Banned
teepo said:
you can't read english?
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snaildog

Member
Axsider said:
My girlfriend -->>>>> every system or game
Sorry folks! Keep the reality :D
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Oh bullshit. I see my girlfriend every day; I'm not allowed to be excited about some game I've been waiting for years to play? If I had to choose between sex on the spot or the newest Zelda game that just arrived on my doorstep, it'd be Zelda every single time, no question.
 
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DJ Demon J

Banned
snaildog said:
Oh bullshit. I see my girlfriend every day; I'm not allowed to be excited about some game I've been waiting for years to play? If I had to choose between sex on the spot or the newest Zelda game that just arrived on my doorstep, it'd be Zelda every single time, no question.
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You're just digging yourself deeper here snaildog...
 
C

callous

Member
Believe it or not, some people actually have enough sex that the mere thought of it isn't something that sends them into a salivating frenzy of hormones 24 hours a day. Hell, some people can even go a whole day without it!
 
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snaildog

Member
callous said:
Believe it or not, some people actually have enough sex that the mere thought of it isn't something that sends them into a salivating frenzy of hormones 24 hours a day. Hell, some people can even go a whole day without it!
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Yes! Thankyou!
 
Chittagong

Chittagong

Gold Member
callous said:
Believe it or not, some people actually have enough sex that the mere thought of it isn't something that sends them into a salivating frenzy of hormones 24 hours a day. Hell, some people can even go a whole day without it!
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Noooo... seriously? Like who?
 
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