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Posted by neutral fg:
Posted by neutral fg:
Here's my analogy in script form. It's a draft, so I'd love to see some editing and additions.
If Bungie owned a restaurant:
Id pre-pay $50.00 to get in, then:
Maitre 'd: Welcome to Cafe de Halo2 Monsieur. Would you like to sit at the steak/chicken/lamb table with 4 people or the pork/turkey/duck table with 6 people.
Me: Actually, I'm meeting some friends who are already here, can I join them?
Maitre d: No.
Me: No?
Maitre d: No.
Me: Why not?
Maitre d: This is a new type of restaurant sir. Sit down, you will enjoy it.
Me: Ok, Ill take the steak/chicken/lamb table
Maitre d: Fine. I will find you a table in 15 minutes.
Me: 15 minutes, but theres plenty of open seats?
Matre d: Yes, but we are going to find the best seat for you. It takes time.
Me: Well, is there a wait at the pork/turkey/duck section
Maitre d: I dont know, youll have to choose that to find out.
Me: OK, Ill try that.
Maitre d: Alright, yes there is a wait.
Me: Fine, Ill try that.
15 minutes pass, I get seated with 7 strangers.
Me: Ill take the duck.
Waiter: Im sorry sir, we dont do it that way here. We bring you what we decide to bring you.
Me: What? But I dont want pork, can I request to not get pork.
Waiter: No. And quit whining. If you dont like pork, go home and cook with your friends. You should be grateful we opened this restaurant.
Me: Sorry. Bring me what you want.
[One excellent piece turkey arrives, and I eat it]
Me: Waiter, are there side dishes or anything?
Waiter: No sir, you must leave now. Your 6 minutes is up. Come back later with these friends you met here?
Me: Met, who had time to meet anyone? You made me leave in 6 minutes?
Waiter: Im sorry sir, you must go. You should chase the 7 people from your table and ask if theyll be your friends. And, sir, if you want to eat what you want when you want it, I suggest you cook at home with your friends. You ingrate.