Happy birthday, Serafitio!

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Zounds. This... is not a thread I wanted nor expected (from you least of all). Thank you, but I'd rather not be reminded of the curse set upon my mortal and mechanical flesh. Centuries ago before my birth and before I was cyberized, when my fate was still being decided in the hope and dreams of the people, I believe I would have better liked to live in those times. I've got quite an infamous history on these boards... I was even almost hoping that many had forgotten it. Honestly, stealing the facade of a whore and digitally imagining myself to be her. Alas, my breasts and God-given crevace along with Eve's curse are still doubted by the masses. To those I say, think not of me as a side on the human coin, but as both a bastion and herald of justice borne through scrutinized calamity. And to the honest few the only question my sanity, actions, and methods I say, let me touch you. By Hela's domin, even those than insulted my because of my posting and not my avatar, I bow to you. There are many I can curse for invoking my handle in vain, but few are worthy of the fine craftings my silver tongue may cut. Instead, I'll merely say what matters most: Although we're supposed to be embittered strangers in this chapter, I've to say, "Thanks! old friend." As the first of many wishes, Luke, I hope that you may live to curse the earth no longer with your words or vinegary anime sales, but with your progeny and spiteful DNA. May you find an earthly woman capable and worthy enough to carry your puny seedlings. Live a long and interesting life!
So as not to embarrass the remaining few fellows I call comrade and friend, I won't thank you individually by name. I'll just say, "Thanks boys" and cooly continue to drift through the vast net. >;D

P.S. Zaptruder's a faux-intellectual and has an emotional cancer eating away at him!
 
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Zounds. This... is not a thread I wanted nor expected (from you least of all). Thank you, but I'd rather not be reminded of the curse set upon my mortal and mechanical flesh. Centuries ago before my birth and before I was cyberized, when my fate was still being decided in the hope and dreams of the people, I believe I would have better liked to live in those times. I've got quite an infamous history on these boards... I was even almost hoping that many had forgotten it. Honestly, stealing the facade of a whore and digitally imagining myself to be her. Alas, my breasts and God-given crevace along with Eve's curse are still doubted by the masses. To those I say, think not of me as a side on the human coin, but as both a bastion and herald of justice borne through scrutinized calamity. And to the honest few the only question my sanity, actions, and methods I say, let me touch you. By Hela's domin, even those than insulted my because of my posting and not my avatar, I bow to you. There are many I can curse for invoking my handle in vain, but few are worthy of the fine craftings my silver tongue may cut. Instead, I'll merely say what matters most: Although we're supposed to be embittered strangers in this chapter, I've to say, "Thanks! old friend." As the first of many wishes, Luke, I hope that you may live to curse the earth no longer with your words or vinegary anime sales, but with your progeny and spiteful DNA. May you find an earthly woman capable and worthy enough to carry your puny seedlings. Live a long and interesting life!
So as not to embarrass the remaining few fellows I call comrade and friend, I won't thank you individually by name. I'll just say, "Thanks boys" and cooly continue to drift through the vast net. >;D

P.S. Zaptruder's a faux-intellectual and has an emotional cancer eating away at him!
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Hey... at least I'm not a desperate attention whore.
 
Verboten said:
Zounds. This... is not a thread I wanted nor expected (from you least of all). Thank you, but I'd rather not be reminded of the curse set upon my mortal and mechanical flesh. Centuries ago before my birth and before I was cyberized, when my fate was still being decided in the hope and dreams of the people, I believe I would have better liked to live in those times. I've got quite an infamous history on these boards... I was even almost hoping that many had forgotten it. Honestly, stealing the facade of a whore and digitally imagining myself to be her. Alas, my breasts and God-given crevace along with Eve's curse are still doubted by the masses. To those I say, think not of me as a side on the human coin, but as both a bastion and herald of justice borne through scrutinized calamity. And to the honest few the only question my sanity, actions, and methods I say, let me touch you. By Hela's domin, even those than insulted my because of my posting and not my avatar, I bow to you. There are many I can curse for invoking my handle in vain, but few are worthy of the fine craftings my silver tongue may cut. Instead, I'll merely say what matters most: Although we're supposed to be embittered strangers in this chapter, I've to say, "Thanks! old friend." As the first of many wishes, Luke, I hope that you may live to curse the earth no longer with your words or vinegary anime sales, but with your progeny and spiteful DNA. May you find an earthly woman capable and worthy enough to carry your puny seedlings. Live a long and interesting life!
So as not to embarrass the remaining few fellows I call comrade and friend, I won't thank you individually by name. I'll just say, "Thanks boys" and cooly continue to drift through the vast net. >;D

P.S. Zaptruder's a faux-intellectual and has an emotional cancer eating away at him!
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No but seriously...could you be an any more pretentious
c-word
?

Stop highlighting me, bitch.
 
Jesus christ, I didn't expect this to be the top thread when I logged back in like 10 hours later. :o

Anyway:

June 25th is Camilla's birthday.

As for Sera, I've had no problem with her posting/avatar/etc. I thought she was cool initially and I still do. I don't like the whole lie thing so much, but I suppose it could be true of anyone else too, that their entire online persona is concocted. So rather than try and figure out the riddle any more, Sera is Sera. Whether that's a norwegian broad or some chola or whatever, it is what it is.

But yeah, eat cake and get fat or something. Wee birthday!
 
Verboten said:
I think you're cool, but you wouldn't die for me yet. And who's to say I haven't been typing with my toes for the last five years?
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If you've been typing with your toes for the last five years, then I would so die to protect that kind of accuracy.
 
bjork said:
Jesus christ, I didn't expect this to be the top thread when I logged back in like 10 hours later. :o

Anyway:

June 25th is Camilla's birthday.

As for Sera, I've had no problem with her posting/avatar/etc. I thought she was cool initially and I still do. I don't like the whole lie thing so much, but I suppose it could be true of anyone else too, that their entire online persona is concocted. So rather than try and figure out the riddle any more, Sera is Sera. Whether that's a norwegian broad or some chola or whatever, it is what it is.

But yeah, eat cake and get fat or something. Wee birthday!
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love is like a piledriver.
 
bjork said:
Jesus christ, I didn't expect this to be the top thread when I logged back in like 10 hours later. :o

Anyway:

June 25th is Camilla's birthday.

As for Sera, I've had no problem with her posting/avatar/etc. I thought she was cool initially and I still do. I don't like the whole lie thing so much, but I suppose it could be true of anyone else too, that their entire online persona is concocted. So rather than try and figure out the riddle any more, Sera is Sera. Whether that's a norwegian broad or some chola or whatever, it is what it is.

But yeah, eat cake and get fat or something. Wee birthday!
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P.S. Zombie has a foot fetish (not that there's anything wrong with that ;P).
 
Verboten said:
Whoa, didn't expect to see this thread again. Thankies all! This is the second best thing that's happened all day. >;D
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I've always been meaning to ask you...do you pee sitting down?
 
It always makes me laugh whenever a thread is bumped from a year ago and half the people posting in it are banned.
 
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