Happy Chinese New Year!

Days like these...

Have a Blessed Day
It is the year of the Snake! Gemini and DeepSeek couldn't create an image but my Vivo X100 Pro Chinese Spy Phone™ came through! Clutch those pearls GAF!
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I don't believe in astrology but... my ex is from the year of the Snake and all the negative traits of the Snake describe her perfectly. Disclaimer neither of us are Chinese
 
Some of the years are a bit crap. Who wants to be a Rat or an Ox when Tigers and Dragons exist?

A group of rats brought the entirety of Europe to its knees and annihilated 50% of all people living there. A bodycount of 200 million.

How many have your dragons killed?
 
Some of the years are a bit crap. Who wants to be a Rat or an Ox when Tigers and Dragons exist?
In the myth of how the order was decided the rat wins the race across the river and the ox comes second. The rat kinda cheated by riding on the ox's back as it swam across the river and then jumping off of its head when it approached the river bank. The Tiger came third and Dragon was fifth because it stopped to help out some villagers and the rabbit, who came fourth.
 
dragon represents bodies of water, such as river and the ocean. check how many people had died from flooding and other water diasters and you have the number of how many people dragon had killed
 
In the myth of how the order was decided the rat wins the race across the river and the ox comes second. The rat kinda cheated by riding on the ox's back as it swam across the river and then jumping off of its head when it approached the river bank. The Tiger came third and Dragon was fifth because it stopped to help out some villagers and the rabbit, who came fourth.
So Rats are the best despite being the worst?
 
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