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[MrAngryFace]

So bad it made my teeth hurt. thats like the furthest point from the entire incident. its over now tho, thank god.

 

[SKluck]

Good to know.

 

[Wellington]

So bad it made my teeth hurt. thats like the furthest point from the entire incident.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Nightbreeze]

:lol

 

[Triumph]

Ease up on the red meat and dairy. Eat more roughage, maybe some bran and fiber.

 

[Mugen]

If there's no blood with teh poop then... WEAKSAUCE.

 

[Crag Dweller]

That's why it's always important to chew your food...

 

[Sirpopopop]

Need pics please. (Of the poop)

 

[Mama Smurf]

*sees thread title*

*finishes yoghurt*

*enters thread*

 

[MrAngryFace]

Oh there was blood, and pain, nothing fun.

 

[Jak140]

wow, i needed to know this.

 

[Error Macro]

If your teeth were the furthest point from the incident, did you have your head way back, and your mouth open, with your teeth exposed, grimacing, toward the ceiling?

 

[hXc_thugg]

If your teeth were the furthest point from the incident, did you have your head way back, and your mouth open, with your teeth exposed, grimacing, toward the ceiling?

I did after reading your post.

 

[The Shadow]

I've got a question and only this thread is appropriate.

Why is it that the toughest shits are always the smallest? You feel like you passed a small 2-door car and when you look at it, it's the size of a peanut or something.

 

[Error Macro]

I did after reading your post.

Was it really that orgasmic? I didn't realize I had such power.

 

[Trakball]

You could've gone out like Gigi on the Sopranos. Don't strain too hard!

 

[BuddyC]

it was rather inevitable, you know.

now that we've got the bowel movement topic out of the way, it seems we're pretty much qualified for a cull. can we start purging yet? please -jinx-?

p.s. i made this post while pooping. seriously. wireless internet is so awesome.

 

[hXc_thugg]

Was it really that orgasmic? I didn't realize I had such power.

With great power comes great responsability, friend!

 

[Error Macro]

You could've gone out like Gigi on the Sopranos. Don't strain too hard!

Or Elvis. He died while he was on the toilet, no shit.

 

[Error Macro]

With great power comes great responsability, friend!

I can't do it. I can't eat another bowl of rice, Uncle Ben.

 

[Odnetnin]

this thread is worthless without pics

 

[Suerte]

Oh MAF, you make my penis erect.

 

[Error Macro]

this thread is worthless without pics

 

[fart]

I've got a question and only this thread is appropriate.

Why is it that the toughest shits are always the smallest? You feel like you passed a small 2-door car and when you look at it, it's the size of a peanut or something.

harder stool groupings are often going to be smaller (but denser) because a maximal amount of water has been extracted from the feces by your colon

 

[belgurdo]

 

[Scrow]

http://image.nartbox.com/ecard/swf/040121_dung.swf

posted in another thread yesterday, but seems appropriate here.

 

[Error Macro]

http://image.nartbox.com/ecard/swf/040121_dung.swf

posted in another thread yesterday, but seems appropriate here.

Holy shit, that is fucking disturbing.

 

[belgurdo]

http://image.nartbox.com/ecard/swf/040121_dung.swf

posted in another thread yesterday, but seems appropriate here.

I want a plush singing maggot

 

[SirFodderton]

hmm last night i had the stomach flu that caused me to have diarrhea every 35-45min
starting from 11pm to 12 noon. I'd trade those 17 or so loosies for your one hard poop
any day.

 

[TheTurtleTitan]

I hate hard poop.

 

[Error Macro]

The one good thing about hard poop is that you only have to wipe once, and even then, sometimes it doesn't leave anything on the paper.

 

[demon]

The one good thing about hard poop is that you only have to wipe once, and even then, sometimes it doesn't leave anything on the paper.

I agree. Even if it is a bit more work, I like not having to clean up after a smeary poopy, and much lower chance of dingleberries as well.

 

[God's Hand]

So who here wipes with dry toilet paper?

I've been using baby wipes for quite a while. I wipe first with the dry to get rid of most of the junk, then I use a baby wipe to clean my back side.

It's like... if someone smeared poop on your arm, wouldn't you thoroughly clean it with soap? Plus I believe cleaning properly back there prevents hemroids, as well as keeps you smelling clean.

If I'm really messy back there, into the shower I go.

 

[Truelize]

Made your teeth hurt? That's nothing compared to when it feels like you are crapping glass. That is never a good time at all.

 

[MC Safety]

So bad it made my teeth hurt. thats like the furthest point from the entire incident. its over now tho, thank god.

Too much information.

Silly me, though, because I chuckled when I read the thread title.

 

[Gek54]

Start shaving your ass hairs....seriously.

 

[Lil' Dice]

I feel your pain MAF. I once had a poop that was so hard, and so painful, that i couldn't tolerate the agony and pushed it back in with my fingers.
It felt like a charcoal briquette it was so hard.....

 

[Scrow]

Start shaving your ass hairs....seriously.

poops go out so much smoother don't they.

and wiping your ass takes so little effort too

 

[Vormund]

I feel your pain MAF. I once had a poop that was so hard, and so painful, that i couldn't tolerate the agony and pushed it back in with my fingers.
It felt like a charcoal briquette it was so hard.....

But it's gotta come out some time!

 

[Dead]

This thread :lol

 

[MASB]

I feel your pain MAF. I once had a poop that was so hard, and so painful, that i couldn't tolerate the agony and pushed it back in with my fingers.
It felt like a charcoal briquette it was so hard.....

That's so disgusting. Plus I echo Vormund's sentiments.

 

[Error Macro]

"Have you ever had your shit pushed in, holmes?"

/Training Day

 

[radios shipping overview]

So who here wipes with dry toilet paper?

I've been using baby wipes for quite a while. I wipe first with the dry to get rid of most of the junk, then I use a baby wipe to clean my back side.

It's like... if someone smeared poop on your arm, wouldn't you thoroughly clean it with soap? Plus I believe cleaning properly back there prevents hemroids, as well as keeps you smelling clean.

Dry toilet paper is antiquated. I can't imagine why it's still the most popular. REVOLUTION IS COMING

 

[Lil' Dice]

That's so disgusting. Plus I echo Vormund's sentiments.

I panicked, plus i too some stool softener and exploded on the toilet at work the next day.