Has your school ever done something as stupid as this? (Pics)

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Ok, so every school has the typical defacing of school property. Writing on the walls, stalls, etc...
Me and my friends amped it up since the beginning of the semester. My one friend just magic markered a huge, steaming wang on the entire wall. About a month ago, it was just nothing but penises, and nasty messages. It was just great to be able to come in there any time, take a shit, and see what new stuff was there.

Well, I guess a janitor or someone had enough, and painted over the wall AND TOOK OUT ALL THE DOORS TO THE STALLS. Meaning, well, you either hold it in, or let everyone (including some passers by in the hall, as when the door is open, you might be able to catch a glimpse) watch you take a shit. I've actually seen a few people take shits in plain sight.

I'm just curious if any of of your schools ever took these drastic measures.

Me and a friend today decided to make our own makeshift 60's-esque beed shield:

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I would avoid my high school bathrooms as much as possible. It always amazed me how the guys who used the public restroom would always manage to hammer out a COLOSSAL dookie the size of my arm, and then forget to flush for the world to see.

Ever notice that?

Anyways... :)
 
Nick said:
I would avoid my high school bathrooms as much as possible. It always amazed me how the guys who used the public restroom would always manage to hammer out a COLOSSAL dookie the size of my arm, and then forget to flush for the world to see.

Ever notice that?

Anyways... :)
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As if you'd flush it and waste such an accomplishment... :P
 
Uh, what?

Are they even permitted to take the doors off (by law)?

Granted, you shouldn't be so immature, tsp :D but that's ridiculous. Sharpie penises on the stall isn't going to warp anyone's mind.

I can't believe they did that. Anyone can see someone taking a crap with your pants off. That's like public nudity.
 
Another form of protest we had going for a day was we would ALL piss in one toilet, and not flush it. I swear it was about to overflow with piss :lol
 
Dude I hate to break it to you but thats nothing compared to my freshman class here at little old Barry University back in the day. All those doors to the stalls were torn down ... by students, shower stalls here clogged on purpose and ended up flooding down the hallway in the middle of the night, hall lights were broken on a nightly basis, a kid decided to attempt to steal a shitty computer chair from our computer lab and had the brilliant idea of trying to get it out a window only to end up breaking the glass window and wall cutting an artery and spilling blood all the way from the computer lab to the shower stall where he nearly died due to blood loss (watching freshman girls all flock to him acting like they know how to operate an ER = priceless), a kid who was on acid busting down a door with a baseball bat ... im sure theres more and im forgetting some but you get the idea ...
 
Scrow said:
sounds like you have every right to fuck your school over on a legal premise
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Yeah. That's definitely illegal. It has to be.

tsp said:
Another form of protest we had going for a day was we would ALL piss in one toilet, and not flush it. I swear it was about to overflow with piss :lol
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:lol That's disgusting!

The last time I saw a stall without a door on it (with someone actually IN IT) was when I was really young. I walk in, turn my head, and there's some guy shitting his brains out, I could see the veins on his head :lol

It was the holiday season, so apparently all the other stalls were in use and this guy had to GO! :lol He was sticking his arm out, as if that would keep people from seeing what he was doing :lol :lol

I'll never forget it :D
 
Dr. Jade said:
a kid decided to attempt to steal a shitty computer chair from our computer lab and had the brilliant idea of trying to get it out a window only to end up breaking the glass window and wall cutting an artery and spilling blood all the way from the computer lab to the shower stall where he nearly died due to blood loss (watching freshman girls all flock to him acting like they know how to operate an ER = priceless)
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:lol Did he get the chair?
 
Diablos said:
Yeah. That's definitely illegal. It has to be.


:lol That's disgusting!

The last time I saw a stall without a door on it (with someone actually IN IT) was when I was really young. I walk in, turn my head, and there's some guy shitting his brains out, I could see the veins on his head :lol

It was the holiday season, so apparently all the other stalls were in use and this guy had to GO! :lol He was sticking his arm out, as if that would keep people from seeing what he was doing :lol :lol

I'll never forget it :D
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haahahhahah

i remember at a 4th of july party, when i was real young. i walk into my uncle's bathroom, and some random old guy i'd never met before is just shitting so bad. i walk in, and he's like "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", and i run out.
 
I tend to avoid using any sort of public restrooms if at all possible, but the ones at my high school, (certain ones, anyway), were decent enough provided you used them early in the day.

This topic reminds me of a summer job I had a few years ago bagging groceries at Safeway. In the men's employee bathroom, there was a survey of sorts written on the back of the stall door that asked: "What Kind of Shit Are YOU having Today?"

Some of the choices I remember included "Nutty", "Twister", "Evergreen", and my personal favorite, the "Lumberjack Shit". There were plenty of others. People would check one choice but I sadly don't recall which one ended up winning...
 
The guys bathroom at my high school were all missing stall doors. All except for one. And wouldn't ya know, everytime I had to shit real bad that bathroom had to be all the way on the other side of the building.

But most of the time if I had to poop I just went home.
 
tsp_gatmog said:
haahahhahah

i remember at a 4th of july party, when i was real young. i walk into my uncle's bathroom, and some random old guy i'd never met before is just shitting so bad. i walk in, and he's like "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", and i run out.
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:lol

This dude was RED. And the look on his face... I can't even describe it in full detail. It was like a combination of determination to get those poops out and also extreme embarrassment :lol
 
tsp_gatmog said:
Another form of protest we had going for a day was we would ALL piss in one toilet, and not flush it. I swear it was about to overflow with piss :lol
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Did you clog it first? Cause just pissing in a toilet one after another will not overflow it. It won't even raise the water level at all. That's just part of how modern toilets work.

/tangent
 
I went into Arby's once and we were going to order some food and sit down. My family goes and has a seat while I go to the bathroom. I open the door (not locked) and I see a guy--one of those 40 year olds that look 12 in the face because they're retarded [i.e. fat guy in diaper picture]--and he is standing up. His underwear are down around his thighs and they are covered in yellowish diarrhea. He is trying to clean them up and he looks over at me where I am standing speechless.

"Oh, sorry," I said while closing the door. I immediately went to my family and said, "We're eating in the car." I wanted to spare the guy any more embarrassment. We left.

At the time I was just confused, but now that I retell it, it makes me really sad.
 
rusty said:
Did you clog it first? Cause just pissing in a toilet one after another will not overflow it. It won't even raise the water level at all. That's just part of how modern toilets work.

/tangent
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I'm not sure, I just remember walking in one day, and that shit was high.
 
At my elementary school the bathrooms were all in horrible condition and none of the stalls had doors.

Either they couldn't afford to replace them due to being an almost entirely run down school in rural Kentucky, or the teachers who used to come in the bathrooms randomly were pedophiles.
 
Some bathroom poetry I've read in a stall:

"Here I sit,
I'm at loss!
I tried to crap
out taco sauce.

Here I sit,
and I pray,
that I don't blow
my ass away."
 
At uni a few months ago... I had to take a piss really bad so I ran to the washroom. Just as I'm walking in a guy looked up at me. He looked incredibly embarassed. I briefly wondered why and looked down. As I did so, I noticed his socks were off and they were drying on the hand dryer. Then the most putrid stink filled my nose. I looked back up at this guy, who had clearly shat himself or something and said, "Fuck this shit" and walked out. I later took a piss in the parking garage on the way to my car... man I had to go :lol.

Also.. I feel really sorry for the janitor at my old school. It was such a long crap that I had to stand up to get it out (it had hit the back of the toilet and was starting to push its way back up) :lol.
 
My university has taken the perfect countermeasure against this.

:lol :lol :lol

They added small blackboards to every stall so people who were eager to write something just wrote on the blackboards.

:lol :lol :lol
 
I have a habit of writing, "Promise me you'll hold on" right in the middle of the back of the door so that when you sit down to it's the first thing you see.
 
cvxfreak said:
My university has taken the perfect countermeasure against this.

:lol :lol :lol

They added small blackboards to every stall so people who were eager to write something just wrote on the blackboards.

:lol :lol :lol
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That's awesome.
 
My university apparantly has people who smear shit on the hallways of the dorms.

I'm so glad I don't live in the dorms.
Utter filth.
 
The CS toilets at my University are absolutely terrible. There is NO VENTILATION WHATSOEVER in there, so when you walk in, you get this huge woft of piss and shit. I'm bringing it up in the next election. The only ventilation is in the room NEXT to it, so it only escapes when the door is open [not very much]. Not even a air freshener or anything.

I like that chalkboard idea too :lol

I went to the toilet once at my local hospital. The guy inside was retarded, in a wheelchair, stuck since that's not where you're meant to go, and had half his dick stuck outside his pants. I told the staff immedietly, but it certainly wans't what I was expecting.
 
MrNibbles said:
My university apparantly has people who smear shit on the hallways of the dorms.
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Yeah at a place I used to work at, the toilets had a huge habit of weird stuff going on. There would be the guy who would smear shit everywhere in the cubicle.. then there was the time when the guy was taking a shit and fell off the toilet because he was so pissed and of course the shit flowed everywhere on the floor.

Then you got the royal flush.. a woman having a homestyle abortion in the ladies toilet - containing baby fetus and all. I still remember the look on the woman's face who found it and of my co-workers faces when they heard it.
 
my old flatmate used to leave the door open to the toilet in our house all the time, he would yell out all excited like "HEY HOLY FUCK CHECK THIS OUT" and you would come running around the corner into the bathroom and he'd say "I'M TAKING A DUMP lol" it was pretty funny.
 
None of my high school restrooms ever had doors on them, for pretty much the same reason as above.

All you vandals are horrible people.
 
Last year, when I was still in the freshman dorm at my college, our RA took away our door stalls and shower curtains. And for drawing penises on the walls to, no less. But seriously, what high school where you going to where the bathrooms weren't so disgusting that taking a shit in them was even possible? And that's before factoring those jackasses who seemed to have nothing better to do than hang around the damn stalls and harrass you while you had your pants down.
 
I saw something when I was 14 or so years old that greatly disturbed me.

I went into the men's bathroom to take a piss. As I was walking in, my teacher was exiting the stall at the same time. I didn't say anything to him, but couldn't help but notice a slight smile on his face. He zipped up and walked out of the bathroom without washing his hands.

Disgusted, I continued with what I was there to do- I pissed and washed my hands.

But as I was walking out, I noticed something horrifying. My teacher had left the stall door open. He also forgot to flush. Even from the distance I was standing when the corner of my eye caught it, I could tell it was a monster of a shit. But nothing could prepare me for what I was about to see.

I walked into the stall, and my face immediately scrunched up. It was revolting. It was horrifying. There before my eyes lay the largest shit I had ever seen. Not only was it so long that it stretched up far above the line of water, but the width of it was totally unreal. I'm talking a size-of-my-fist width, here.

Thoughts immediately began racing through my mind. How could someone's asshole stretch that much? Was that why my teacher was smiling? Was he proud of this massive, presumably 15+ pound shit? Did he want me to see it? ... Why didn't he wash his hands?

I couldn't bring myself to flush it. I felt far too violated just by looking at it. If my teacher's asshole did indeed stretch that much, I thought, then there must be something seriously wrong with the man. It was an experience that scarred me for life.

I never could make eye contact with him again after that incident.
 
My school's bathrooms had broken toilets and sinks (gangbangers thought it was funny to kick them until they broke), so they became places for the dudes to play craps for money.

So being that I lived like 1 block away, I would simply walk home if I needed to drop some lumber. The security would stop me and ask where I was going, and I'd explain that I wasn't into shitting my pants at school, but if they'd let me use the teacher lounge restroom, I'd be more than happy to remain on campus... otherwise, I needed to split.

It eventually got to the point where they'd casually wave from their go-cart as I crossed the football field during class time. :)
 
Docpan said:
I saw something when I was 14 or so years old that greatly disturbed me.

I went into the men's bathroom to take a piss. As I was walking in, my teacher was exiting the stall at the same time. I didn't say anything to him, but couldn't help but notice a slight smile on his face. He zipped up and walked out of the bathroom without washing his hands.

Disgusted, I continued with what I was there to do- I pissed and washed my hands.

But as I was walking out, I noticed something horrifying. My teacher had left the stall door open. He also forgot to flush. Even from the distance I was standing when the corner of my eye caught it, I could tell it was a monster of a shit. But nothing could prepare me for what I was about to see.

I walked into the stall, and my face immediately scrunched up. It was revolting. It was horrifying. There before my eyes lay the largest shit I had ever seen. Not only was it so long that it stretched up far above the line of water, but the width of it was totally unreal. I'm talking a size-of-my-fist width, here.

Thoughts immediately began racing through my mind. How could someone's asshole stretch that much? Was that why my teacher was smiling? Was he proud of this massive, presumably 15+ pound shit? Did he want me to see it? ... Why didn't he wash his hands?

I couldn't bring myself to flush it. I felt far too violated just by looking at it. If my teacher's asshole did indeed stretch that much, I thought, then there must be something seriously wrong with the man. It was an experience that scarred me for life.

I never could make eye contact with him again after that incident.
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Your teacher is that Goatse Guy. Thought you'd like to know. :)
 
Just wait until some of you kids are old enough to drink and to frequent bars. Door-less stalls are just the beginning. Hell, one bar I went to had a tiny bathroom, with two urinals lined up and the toilet lined up as if it were a third, without any semblance of a stall whatsoever. It's just there, out in the open, wedged between a urinal and the sink, and in rather plain view from when the bathroom door opens. All they needed to top it off was a crown hanging from a nail above it so you could wear it while you cleaned your royal ass for the world to see.

As for the blackboard idea, I'm sure they thought it was clever but a) I wouldn't dare touch the fucking chalk if there was any and b) people are just going to carve on it. The point isn't to be witty, the point is to be witty and vandalize. I've long had an idea of buying the domain www.bathroomgraffiti.com, or something similar, and just using it to upload humorous bathroom graffiti (and there's some great graffiti), but hell if I want to pony up the money to do that one. There you go, GAF, a free million dollar idea.
 
Ya know, taking a dump with the stall open wouldn't be so bad...just hold a hat over your unit and no biggy. Wiping afterwards, however...
 
My high school took out the doors to the stalls. Umm... My college also has doors to stalls removed in some of the buildings. Kinda funny thing in my college is that they put chalkboards in the bathrooms (some of them) so that you can write on them. I guess it's so that you don't write anywhere else. Kinda funny. I, of course, draw penis' on them.
 
Macam said:
Just wait until some of you kids are old enough to drink and to frequent bars. Door-less stalls are just the beginning. Hell, one bar I went to had a tiny bathroom, with two urinals lined up and the toilet lined up as if it were a third, without any semblance of a stall whatsoever. It's just there, out in the open, wedged between a urinal and the sink, and in rather plain view from when the bathroom door opens. All they needed to top it off was a crown hanging from a nail above it so you could wear it while you cleaned your royal ass for the world to see.
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:lol

I was out drinking one night, and need to take a slash. I walk into the toilets, and there's half a toilet crushed into the bowl of another. I decide to take a look in the stall next to it, and there's not even a toilet there. Just a hole in the floor with some pipes. So I use the urinal, and some bloke tries to grab my dick.

I'm trying to work out how you snap an entire toilet in two, why'd you'd want to, and what posses you to toss it into a completely healthy toilet.
 
catfish said:
my old flatmate used to leave the door open to the toilet in our house all the time, he would yell out all excited like "HEY HOLY FUCK CHECK THIS OUT" and you would come running around the corner into the bathroom and he'd say "I'M TAKING A DUMP lol" it was pretty funny.
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I need to try that with a girl sometime. I will get comepletely naked with a massive erection, then yell for her to come quick, because I need to show her something REALLY IMPORTANT. Then she will come around the corner and we will have hot, steamy sex.
 
Yeah this is pretty common and used to annoy the hell out of me. I still see it every once in awhile at various public restrooms, but it definitely is particularly common in schools. Wall writers = the suck!
 
I never took a shit in the public bathroom of my highschool one time during the entire 4 years. A couple of times I snuck into a teacher's lounge to take one, but never the student bathrooms.

Btw, a lot of you guys are straight up savages.
 
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