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[DaCocoBrova]

I never took a shit in the public bathroom of my highschool one time during the entire 4 years. A couple of times I snuck into a teacher's lounge to take one, but never the student bathrooms.

Same. It was like my body knew that school = no shitting. But as soon as I came home...the gates opened.

 

[Zensetsu]

Cubicle wall writing is the best. Hillariously lewd comments, and subtle\obscure jokes that make you feel great when you read them... When i'm an university and I have to pee I often go back to the same stall to see new contributions to the ongoing discussion.

Its just plain entertaining. One of my favourites was a big arrow pointing to the paper dispenser and the text "Arts Degrees: Please take one." Followed by all the longwinded\whiny discourses the arts students have written defending the degree or insulting the original writer. :lol

 

[RobotChant]

The bathroom stalls at my high school didn't have doors either. You walked down the street to McDonalds or you went home. I never had to go home, but I snuck into the teacher’s bathroom once.

At my school, there was this habit of dudes standing about a foot away from the urinal with their pants down to their ankles, shirt pulled up and tucked under their underarm, letting off a stream piss.

 

[Karg]

The bathroom stalls at my high school didn't have doors either. You walked down the street to McDonalds or you went home. I never had to go home, but I snuck into the teacher’s bathroom once.

At my school, there was this habit of dudes standing about a foot away from the urinal with their pants down to their ankles, shirt pulled up and tucked under their underarm, letting off a stream piss.

I remember kids at my school doing the same thing........in preschool.

 

[Mashing]

I would avoid my high school bathrooms as much as possible. It always amazed me how the guys who used the public restroom would always manage to hammer out a COLOSSAL dookie the size of my arm, and then forget to flush for the world to see.

Ever notice that?

Anyways...

Thankfully the bathrooms where I work (at a community college) are clean. I mean, sometimes you just HAVE to go. Plus, I've never been one of those people afraid to take shits in public restrooms.

 

[MrToughPants]

How can I forget pissing on the toilet paper in my school's bathroom, it was an epidemic everyone took pride in doing so and making the janitors quit their jobs. None of our bathroom stalls had doors even my buddy once took a shit on the floor to exact revenge on the janitor. Every single toilet was filled up with shit to max capicity and wouldn't flush the entire time I was at that school.

You knew you were at school when the fresh smell of urine and shit came across your nose while in homeroom... :lol

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Same. It was like my body knew that school = no shitting. But as soon as I came home...the gates opened.

Me too, except for once. I had almost made it through all four years of high school, but one time in second period I felt all kinds of nasty making a charge for my anus. It was only about 10 minutes before class was over and I knew that 1) I couldn't hold it that long and 2) I didn't want this shit coming out inbetween classes when there were likely other people in the bathroom.

I had to practically intimidate my teacher to let me out with only that much time left, she didn't believe me at first. Finally I got her to let me go and I waddled down the hall, then down a flight of stairs and into the bathroom. I shut the door and didn't even sit my ass down, I just squatted above the toilet and let shit fly. It was over quickly, and, surprisingly, all made it in the toilet. Quick wipe and I felt 100% better. The only school dump I had taken since 3rd grade when some homo kid kept peaking under the stall at me :\

 

[jamesinclair]

WTF guys. My high school even had soft seats in the bathrooms.

This is the worst Ive ever seen, in a bar in england