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[Dice]

So a bunch of friends are going to have this big thing tomorrow night in which there will me much competition, and there is going to be a declared champion, but also in fairly good and joking heart--a declared biggest loser. We will present awards for both, and when the champion is awarded we're going to play "We are the champions" or something, but I'm having a bit of difficulty picking out the most pathetic, self-depricating, loser song possible. Any recommendations? I'm not affraid to use country music.

 

[Sapiens]

YOu should play "Simply the Best" for the winner. The song is so hilarious when used in that context. Better than we are the champions...


For the loser. I have no idea. Beck's Loser?

 

[Mama Smurf]

I guess it's pretty obvious, but Creep by Radiohead jumps out at me.

 

[Tamanon]

Creep - Radiohead.

 

[Mama Smurf]

If you kick it in just at the chorus:

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

Poifect.

 

[Doth Togo]

Sir Mix A Lot - I Like Big Butts

 

[Jewbacca]

Loop the Price is Right WHomp WHOMP WAHhhh WAhhhhh DURRRRrrr rraawwwwwwwww

 

[Iceman]

How about Creep by Stone Temple Pilots.

"half the man I used to be"

Offspring's Self Esteem?

 

[Callo Merlose]

How about Creep by Stone Temple Pilots.

"half the man I used to be"

Hah, perfect!

 

[Jewbacca]

How about Creep by Stone Temple Pilots.

"half the man I used to be"

Offspring's Self Esteem?

GOOD AVATAR BROTHER UGH

 

[atomsk]

Dear Loser - X Japan

nah, probably wouldnt work.

Be A Man - Macho Man Randy Savage

 

[Iceman]

You have considered just using Beck's Loser right?

I mean the guitar riff alone will have everybody laughing. But STP's creep is a pretty sad song. That could work just as well.

For the winner how about that song that goes "you're the best.. around!"

 

[Dice]

OH MY CRAP YES! I'm using that song from Karate Kid for the winner, thanks!

I think for the loser I might play that country song "don't laugh at me" but I'll check out the STP song.

 

[=W=]

honky tonk badonkadonk

 

[MrAngryFace]

The Sporting Life - Decemberists

 

[wind_steaker]

backstreet boys - when the going gets tough

 

[Tamanon]

OH MY CRAP YES! I'm using that song from Karate Kid for the winner, thanks!

I think for the loser I might play that country song "don't laugh at me" but I'll check out the STP song.

You mean "Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera? AWFUL!

 

[Dice]

No, the song that plays durring the tournament montage......

*googles*

You’re the best! Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!
You’re the Best! Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best! Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!

FIGHT! ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top! (FIGHT!)
You’re the best in town! (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound!
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down!

You’re the best! Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!..... etc, etc

 

[Matlock]

Song for the Dumped - Ben Folds

...would be much better.