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[samusx]

OK, I was just finishing Metroid: Zero Mission and at the very end of the game I never really paid attention very much until now. But the get away ship that Samus uses looks just like a sperm. And the way it come flying out of the ship, also looks a tad suggestive.

What the hell? Now no programer or artist can creat something like that without knowing what it looks like. Are Nintendo a bunch of sick heads. I am not really bothered by this, as I am not it grade 2, but really, for a game that is for all ages, isn't that a little strange.

This is where I now ask the quesiton.

What games have you played that have hidden or not so hidden perverstion in them?

The Ganbare Goemon series springs to mind.

 

[BigBoss]

The MGS series is filled with them but I'll post my favorite.

Ocelot: Theres nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber. :lol

 

[Bobety]

Secret of Mana has goatse

 

[RuGalz]

R-type games usually have sperm like creature all over the places...

 

[radioheadrule83]

I have a picture of Nob Rock from Mario Kart Double Dash to upload, but I'm in work

 

[BenT]

The latter half of the not-very-good Philosoma is basically nothing BUT blatant sexual references. BLATANT.

 

[Brannon]

Ninja Gaiden. Do I even have to point them out?

 

[Ferrio]

UT2k4

 

[MomoPufflet]

Blue Stinger's horrible, horrible voice acting created so many ambiguously sexual situations that it almost seemed intentional.

Oh, and then theres the part where the main character WHIPS HIS DICK OUT AND PISSES GREEN SLIME.

 

[123rl]

I have a picture of Nob Rock from Mario Kart Double Dash to upload, but I'm in work

Winner :lol

That has to be one of the most blatant sex-related things in a game I've ever seen

 

[djtiesto]

R-type games usually have sperm like creature all over the places...

Haha have you seen the final level of R-Type Final?

 

[Salmon]

Show me that Nob Rock! :lol

 

[citrus lump]

I seem to remember a pic from Pokemon Snap! that had two Charmanders "playing"

 

[Vormund]

Blue Stinger's horrible, horrible voice acting created so many ambiguously sexual situations that it almost seemed intentional.

Oh, and then theres the part where the main character WHIPS HIS DICK OUT AND PISSES GREEN SLIME.

WTF :lol

 

[AtomicShroom]

Candy in Donkey Kong 64: "Come closer, and I'll show you how to use your instrument."

Something about her melons, too.

 

[SolidSnakex]

 

[jenov4]

Not really hidden, but this one is definitely perverted!

 

[radioheadrule83]

Winner :lol

That has to be one of the most blatant sex-related things in a game I've ever seen

Show me that Nob Rock! :lol

This was the first thing I did when I bought my capture card btw :lol

 

[Wario64]

This was the first thing I did when I bought my capture card btw :lol

wtf, either i didnt play enough MK or you guys are perverted

 

[123rl]

Overhead view:

http://cubemedia.ign.com/cube/image/mariokart_110603_02.jpg

wtf were Nintendo thinking? :lol

 

[radioheadrule83]

wtf, either i didnt play enough MK or you guys are perverted

guilty as charged, but a few friends and I noticed this within a few days of playing it together.

And nobody plays enough MK. Everyone should unlock Tilt-A-Kart and play Shine Thief a lot on it.

 

[Salmon]

:lol :lol :lol

Either japanese developers have insignificant genetalia...or they might have to....yeah...this shouldn´t have passed the bug test! :lol

 

[Ranger X]

OK, I was just finishing Metroid: Zero Mission and at the very end of the game I never really paid attention very much until now. But the get away ship that Samus uses looks just like a sperm. And the way it come flying out of the ship, also looks a tad suggestive.

What the hell? Now no programer or artist can creat something like that without knowing what it looks like. Are Nintendo a bunch of sick heads. I am not really bothered by this, as I am not it grade 2, but really, for a game that is for all ages, isn't that a little strange.

This is where I now ask the quesiton.

What games have you played that have hidden or not so hidden perverstion in them?

The Ganbare Goemon series springs to mind.

Only one thing i'm scratching my head about: Making sexual references makes us sick? It thought that was nice and fun --- and blatantly normal as we are sexual being with the primary objective of reproducing.
I like sexual references personnally. I wouldn't mind my kids play a game with those reference. First off all they won't understand it at first and they may find it funny later replaying the game.

 

[The Main Event]

uh yeah game related but nsfw so you probably dont wanna see these....yeesh

 

[Ranger X]

LOL Main Event, this is not only a "reference" here. :lol

 

[..pakbeka..]

^^^
D2 eh?

 

[Reilly]

There are about a million in the MGS series

 

[cvxfreak]

The Ashley boobs in RE4 fit.

 

[thundersabre]

The Fuck?

 

[jett]

Whoa this thread suddenly took an EXTREME turn into NSFW territory...

 

[SolidSnakex]

What game is this??

D2, made by the original Itagaki, Kenji Eno.

 

[Loki]

The MGS series is filled with them but I'll post my favorite.

Ocelot: Theres nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber. :lol

:lol

My best friend and I joke about that line to this day. Hysterical.

 

[Jim]

D2 for the Dreamcast: http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/176675.asp

That scene was altered a bit in the final U.S. version. I believe it cuts off just about near the second screen above.

 

[The Main Event]

:lol

 

[Mac the KNife]

:lol

 

[Mr_Furious]

Not hidden but surely perverted:

 

[Ranger X]

On Suikoden II, when you get to the border of a country you went to pass through, there are some guards and one of your party members comes out and takes him for a little "chat", he comes back and lets them through. Sexy music plays and everything. Did she give him a blow job?

hahahah i remember that and i laugh alot
When she's back, one of the characters ask her "what did you do to them?"
Then she answer "We had an adult conversation" or something. She indeed gave them a blowjob.

 

[Teddman]

The Honeybee Inn sequence in Final Fantasy VII.

A true WTF? moment in videogames!

 

[MetalAlien]

How about the "cock"pits on the Mechs from the Zone of enders? Very strange seeing the little boy from part one crawling all over the gaint wang of a mech. Then even more disturbing is when the female mech shows up with an even bigger wang!

 

[MomoPufflet]

WTF :lol

It happens about 4/5 of the way through the game after

Spoiler

Eliot Ballad gets infected with something and turns into some kind of monster.

It's seriously the most random and wierd thing I've ever seen in a video game-- it's almost worth playing through the game [Blue Stinger] just to see it >_>

 

[MomoPufflet]

Oh god-- I'd forgotten about that "scene" in D2. Didn't they edit that for the US version? I distincly remember a tittie or two in addition to the blatant tentacle rape. Anyway I'm glad I played through the game in Japanese :lol

 

[djtiesto]

The R-Type Final image:

 

[Ranger X]

Yep. Her exactly. And she's hot on top of that!

 

[GaimeGuy]

The R-Type Final image:

ah yes, one of the more well known hidden perverted scenes in a video game.

 

[Jonnyram]

The hidden massage parlor in DQVIII!

 

[Ecrofirt]

She's been struck by a smooth criminal.

 

[cvxfreak]

Oh yeah, there was this one scene in Super Mario RPG where Toadstool's grandma said that Mario couldn't sleep on Toadstool's bed. :lol:lol:lol

 

[GaimeGuy]

Skies of Arcadia has some suggestive stuff, but it's not that hidden. (Such as the rape scene in the prison with Vigoro and Aika, which was censored in the US release. He talks about being popular with the ladies in the US version; in the Japanese version, he talks about being good in bed with the ladies. In the japanese version, when gilder and Vyse come into the cell, Vigoro has his shirt off and stuff, too. Oh, and I can't forget "Hey Vyse, my cannon's bigger than yours!" )

 

[Mejilan]

She's been struck by a smooth criminal.

So wrong... :lol

 

[LakeEarth]

So wrong... :lol

I know! It's a girl!