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[mcjmetroid]

I'll start

 

[EviLore]

 

[mcjmetroid]

 

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Watch without laughing.

 

[mcjmetroid]

Watch without laughing.

Never ever heard of that I lost it at the window crash

 

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[TrainedRage]

 

[mcjmetroid]

The mother of all fun lines!

 

[mcjmetroid]

 

[Tesseract]

 

[mcjmetroid]

 

[Fret Runner]

Do you believe in UFO's, Astral Projections, Mental Telepathy, ESP, Clairvoyance, Spirit Photography, Telekinetic Movement, Full-trance Mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

 

[mcjmetroid]

 

[TheSadRanger]

"I know what people taste like, and that babies taste best"

 

[DragoonKain]

This never doesn't make me laugh and it's not intended to be laugh out loud "jokey" it's just intended to be humorous which is why I love it so much.

This scene has a bunch of them all equally hilarious.

 

[Valonquar]

 

[Chance Boudreaux]

 

[mcjmetroid]

 

[Chance Boudreaux]

 

[mcjmetroid]

Rough haha

 

[and 3 others]

Fitting given the last submission.

 

[Jooxed]

 

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[Chance Boudreaux]

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[Elpidio Valdés]

 

[and 3 others]

How I envision Matt404's daily commute.

 

[Birdo]

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[and 3 others]

One of my favorite movies!

 

[MastAndo]

 

[GAMETA]

 

[GAMETA]

Tis but a scratch

Just a flesh wound

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

 

[Tesseract]

"I know what people taste like, and that babies taste best"

that's a true story tho, captain america pump ain't free

 

[Nymphae]

After John sends out a distress call and explains that terrorists have taken over the building

 

[triplestation]

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[samporter]

 

[Tesseract]

nothing funny about that

only way to live

 

[Shizumapower]

EDIT: Endless quotes wit this movie.

 

[Shizumapower]

I will bite your damn nose off!

Starts at 2:23

 

[Robot Carnival]

nobody posted this classic? that's unacceptable!




and Snatch is full of great lines.




and of course, the comedic genius of Gene Wilder.

 

[Belmonte]

Terrorist: "They have no fear of death."

 

[ZeroZeroQuatre]

The first time I saw that movie it was in German, and the dub made it even funnier.
Ah... I miss the good old Steve Martin movies

 

[DogofWar]

Funny quotes, not philosophical.

Speaking of Arnold, who already is the star of this thread. The entire movie "Commando" basically.

 

[Gifmaker]

"That's a beautiful necklace. Did he give it to you? I have one just like it."

When I saw this movie with a couple of friends, we laughed so hard at that part. It's so funny because it's actually not a funny scene at all, but a tense one. But I am not sure if it was intentional at all, but James Bond involuntarily comes across as gay in this dialogue. The most hilarious thing is that it cuts to a reaction shot of the guy side-eyeing the woman as if saying "I don't know what he's talking about, I don't play for that team, babe!", at which point we just lost it.

 

[mcjmetroid]

Wait for the end haha

 

[mcjmetroid]

This one is all in the delivery.

Street Fighter: The movie