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[Chony]

From Joe vs. The Volcano:

"Yeah, Harry, but can he do the
job? I know he can get the
job, but can he do the job?
I'm not arguing that with you.
I'm not arguing that with you.
I'm not arguing that with you."

Big Lebowski:

DONNY
What the fuck is he talking about?

DUDE
My rug.

WALTER
Forget it, Donny. You're out of
your element.

DUDE
This Chinaman who peed on my rug, I
can't go give him a bill so what the
fuck are you talking about?

WALTER
What the fuck are you talking about?!
This Chinaman is not the issue! I'm
talking about drawing a line in the
sand, Dude. Across this line you do
not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is
not the preferred, uh. . . Asian-
American. Please.

DUDE
Walter, this is not a guy who built
the rail- roads, here, this is a guy
who peed on my--

WALTER
What the fuck are you--

DUDE
Walter, he peed on my rug--

DONNY
He peed on the Dude's rug--

WALTER
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! This
Chinaman is not the issue, Dude.

DUDE
So who--

Dumb and Dumber:

"Those your skis"
"Yeah"
"Both of them?"

 

[Baconäger]

"Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, at least its an ethos."

 

[Cutley]

"You aint leading but two things right now, jack and shit and jack left town."

 

[BigJonsson]

THIRTY-SEVEN?!?!

 

[Matlock]

I lied

 

[Quadrophenic]

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man doesn't even trust his own pants!"

its from memory, so the actual quote might be a little different.

 

[Lonestar]

Try not to suck any $^% on your way through the parking lot! <to bystander> hey, get back here!"


"GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

HAHA!

Dante-"37 dicks! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!?!?!"
customer-"in a row?"

 

[aparisi2274]

Monique Junot : He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer : Excuse me?
Monique Junot : You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer : Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.

Tree Trimmer : Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Charles De Mar : Wait, wait a minute...
[starts to snort snow off his top hat]
Charles: *sniff* oh OH! UGH! OUTRAGEOUS! THIS IS PURE SNOW! IT'S EVERYWHERE!
[raises right hand]
Charles: I THINK I JUST FROZE THE LEFT HALF OF MY BRAIN!
[waves arm in circles]
Charles: LOOK! I CAN'T MOVE MY RIGHT ARM!
Lane: This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles: Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this MONSTER eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid...

These are from Kentucky Fried Movie:

Henry Gibson : In the past year, over 800,000 millions have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.

Henry Gibson : It is also important to know what to do you when you die. 1) Don't try to drive a car. 2) Do not operate heavy machinery. 3) Do not talk.

 

[DrEvil]

RE: Apocalypse

Black Gangster Guy
>Gets in a car and floors it, hitting a zombie<
"GTA MOTHERFUCKER! 10 POINTS!"