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[DMczaf]

Stolen from #ga

http://buttlands.net/walkeraids.avi

:lol :lol

 

[rastex]

HOLY CRAP

Greatest Walker clip EVER
I'm dying

 

[Dan]

Holy shit, that was hilarious. Haley Joel Osment just can't escape those twist endings!

 

[pxleyes]

OMGssss. the AIDS!!!

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

:lol

awesome.

 

[belgurdo]

Conan taking over the Tonight show can't come soon enough :lol

 

[Minotauro]

When I saw the thread title, I immediately thought of this clip. Conan showed it on his show a few weeks ago. After the audience's shocked reaction, he went and stood at the back of his set staring out the fake window.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Damnit, the video's not showing up. There's only audio.

 

[cubicle47b]

That was awesome, I can't believe how bad that show was.

 

[Dan]

Damnit, the video's not showing up. There's only audio.

Save it to disk. I couldn't get it to play in my browser either.

 

[jobber]

I just saw that episode of Walker last month. The bad guy was funnier. He didn't have to say a word.

 

[Chony]

Yes!

 

[GLoK]

On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate this clip 'fucking funny'

 

[EdLuva]

haha :lol talk about changing the subject

 

[Jeffahn]

I don't get it?

...

 

[karasu]

nor do I. :/ Unless I'm suppossed to assume pedophilia, which is a hell of stretch. :/

 

[Drexon]

Come on, he grasps his shoulder and everything. And why should he hear it from walker, and not like, his parents?

 

[CajoleJuice]

When I saw that a week ago or so, I was crying from laughing so hard. Conan's reaction is so great too.

 

[Drexon]

LOL?! Well, it seems Swedens Conan show is exactly one week after, so now I'm watching this "Comedy spring cleaning" thing on TV.

 

[FoneBone]

It's funny in that, out of context, it's a complete non sequitur.

 

[BuG]

Is there a 320x240 version of this, one which doesn't rape my POS computer during playback?

 

[Matlock]

"walker told me I have aids"

 

[AeroGod]

"If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life.....you might be a redneck."

 

[sc0la]

"walker told me I have aids"

that made me "lol" more than the clip itself

 

[ChrisReid]

What the hell?

 

[Kave_Man]

By far the all time number 1 Walker Texas Ranger Clip. Although a close number 2 has to be when that guy kicked the pigeon. :lol

 

[Rlan]

Which episode was this? Who was on the show?

How often has he been showing these clips? The torrent place I go to doesn't tell me if they have Walker clips or not, just the people on.

 

[EGM92]

:lol :lol :lol Oh man that was hilarious!


Does anyone have the clip where some kid is on a ladder in his house and the father says he'll catch him and he just backs off and lets the kid slam to the floor? :lol thats my all time favorite clip.

 

[SolidSnakex]

:lol :lol :lol Oh man that was hilarious!


Does anyone have the clip where some kid is on a ladder in his house and the father says he'll catch him and he just backs off and lets the kid slam to the floor? :lol thats my all time favorite clip.

Here, I left Conans reaction in because its priceless

http://rapidshare.de/files/1289525/CmonJumpIllCatchYou.asf.html

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

"I think we should go to a commercial" :lol

The only thing missing from this clip is "the lever".

 

[Jeffahn]

I half expected the kid to say: "I see dead people."

...

 

[fart]

GENIUS

 

[shuri]

That video seems edited, the flow just feels strange.

 

[mightynine]

That video seems edited, the flow just feels strange.

Then you've never watched Walker, Texas Ranger.

 

[alejob]

Oh man do I hate Walker, Texas Ranger. Stupid Chuck Norris.

 

[tedtropy]

Oh man do I hate Walker, Texas Ranger. Stupid Chuck Norris.

You will never be more than a fraction of the karat-te master Chuck is. NEVER!

 

[tralfazz]

Here, I left Conans reaction in because its priceless

http://rapidshare.de/files/1289525/CmonJumpIllCatchYou.asf.html

Whole.E.Shit that was great. For the love of anyone does somebody have a link that has multiple clips with the reactions. Some of the ones I remember as funny are the guy kicking a pigeon and the snake in the truck that bites Walker.

 

[IAmtheFMan]

I really like the one clip where Walker is chasing some chick in a car from a helicopter, jumps from the helicopter to the car, grabs the wheel from the chick, then the chick tries to gain control of the car again, and without even looking, Walker just punches her in the face. :lol

Anyone got that one?

 

[Guzim]

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml


But holy shit :lol to Haley Joel Osment.

 

[IAmtheFMan]

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml


But holy shit :lol to Haley Joel Osment.

:lol
Awesome; third clip on the first video.

 

[tralfazz]

I really like the one clip where Walker is chasing some chick in a car from a helicopter, jumps from the helicopter to the car, grabs the wheel from the chick, then the chick tries to gain control of the car again, and without even looking, Walker just punches her in the face. :lol

Anyone got that one?

go to the gorillamask site and check out the first one.

 

[BlueLegs]

My favourite walker clip is where some guy is walking through a door looking for walker and he suddenly steps in a bear trap and starts to scream. Walker then grabs him, punches him and the face and tells him to shut up!!!!!

I think i must have laughed for a good 5 minutes the first time i saw that. :lol

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

My favourite Walker clip is when he's strolling through a field with a lady. All of a sudden, he slows down and begins sniffing the air. As he sniffs, he comes to a stop and drops to the ground. Once on his hands and knees, he begins sniffing the ground, then finally rips some of the grass and soil out and puts it in his mouth. After tasting the combination and sniffing some more, he rises from the earth and turns to the woman to say, "A plane crashed here." Cut to Conan going "WTF"

Walker Texas Ranger: Bloodhound.

 

[ZootedGranny]

My favourite walker clip is where some guy is walking through a door looking for walker and he suddenly steps in a bear trap and starts to scream. Walker then grabs him, punches him and the face and tells him to shut up!!!!!

I think i must have laughed for a good 5 minutes the first time i saw that. :lol

Yeah, people dig the ladder kid one for good reason, but nothing beats the absurdity of a fuckin bear trap in a house, and then Walker needlessly punching the guy in the face.

 

[Loki]

My favourite Walker clip is when he's strolling through a field with a lady. All of a sudden, he slows down and begins sniffing the air. As he sniffs, he comes to a stop and drops to the ground. Once on his hands and knees, he begins sniffing the ground, then finally rips some of the grass and soil out and puts it in his mouth. After tasting the combination and sniffing some more, he rises from the earth and turns to the woman to say, "A plane crashed here." Cut to Conan going "WTF"

Walker Texas Ranger: Bloodhound.

:lol

Is this for real?

 

[Rorschach]

I've always loved those. :lol

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml


But holy shit :lol to Haley Joel Osment.

Thank you!

:lol

Is this for real?

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker2.shtml

Second to last clip in that bunch. That also has the one with the kid in the ladder that I love.

 

[Willco]

Walker, Texas Ranger was the best comedy show on TV.

 

[nitewulf]

holy shiiit...at the clips :lol :lol :lol
the first clip w/ haley joel osment is funny in a i cant believe they did that way.

 

[nubbe]

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml


But holy shit :lol to Haley Joel Osment.

I'm crying :lol

"Jump, I'll catch you!" - And boy he jump :lol

 

[Loki]

:lol

I just watched all those clips. The one where he tastes the soil and determines that a plane had landed there was the best of them imo. :lol And the one where the guy goes "you're making me extremely bored....and you don't want to see me bored."


The best part of the kid jumping off the ladder clip is the sigh he gives right when he jumps and the quick pan to the mother's face right before he does. The father's backing away in slow-mo is just the icing on the cake.