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Hilary Duff.... smuggling condoms?

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methodman

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:lol :lol

She was destined to be a whore!
 

BuddyC

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Tabris said:
I don't get how a woman having a condom in her purse = whore
Almost got the shit kicked out of me at a party when I joked that a girl had a condom in her purse and her boyfriend thought I was calling her a whore.
 

Matlock

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Even if it is real, what's the big deal about a girl who has a condom with her? She has as much choice in the matter of sexuality as you do, believe it or not!
 
Makes me think of this...
PHARMACIST: Can I help you?

ELAINE (with little hope): Yeah, do you have any Today sponges? I know they're off the market, but...

PHARMACIST: Actually, we have a case left.

ELAINE (excited): A case! A case of sponges? I mean, uh...a case. Huh. Uh...how many come in a case?

PHARMACIST: Sixty.

ELAINE: Sixty?! Uh...well, I'll take three.

PHARMACIST: Three.

ELAINE: Make it ten.

PHARMACIST: Ten?

ELAINE: Twenty sponges should be plenty.

PHARMACIST: Did you say twenty?

ELAINE: Yeah, twenty-five sponges is just fine.

PHARMACIST: Right. So, you're set with twenty-five.

ELAINE: Yeah. Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way.
 

etiolate

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Even though they are faked, the condoms don't make her a whore. It's that god damn lower back tattoo. Thats the birthmark of a modern whore. Those tattoos are just something to ponder about while bareback riding.
 
:lol :lol
I don't know if its from the same source but theres also a pic of Alicia Keys then they zoom in on her chest and you can see little chest hairs...looked fake if you ask me.

Thanks for the avatar Olimario :lol
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
You guys got it all wrong.... She is a whore if she sleeps with everyone, but she is a bitch if she sleeps with everyone but you
 

Pochacco

asking dangerous questions
This made me think of a funny joke someone sent me a few weeks ago:

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
 
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