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[robertsan21]

crocodile hunter up yours!
here comes the swedish crabhunter.

i found myself lost on an island far far out at sea, i was without food, water and my beloved PSP was at home in its protecting case.
walking the beach with no hope of surviving i started to think that my days as a ladies man was over and that nor longer would i be able to pick up girls.
with that in mind i started walking towards the ocean to swim away towards the horizon and let posiedon take me in to his humble home.

but out of nowhere this "not from earth looking character" shows up with its big nasty legs and eyes that any man who saw them would jump back in terror.
what was it that i found, what was it that made me feel sick to my stomach?
well let me tell you people it was mr crab!

thou he had lost both his claws and a leg in a battle with the barracuda he was feeling very goood and he was wise beyond his years and told me if i play drums on him with my mcdonalds stick he would show me the way home.

a video of the encounter from the sea
link

 

[temp]

Haha, "more cowbell." Awesome, man.

 

[Lambtron]

My friend made an observation tonight that he can't eat food from the sea because "everything that comes out of it is so weeeeeird."

I found it an amusing comment, but oh how it's proven itself once I got home. :/

 

[Socreges]

I'd be terribly disappointed in this retarded charade (it's a CRAB and a SMALL ONE - why, why, why) if you hadn't said "more cowbell". :lol

 

[El_Victor]

What beach is that?

 

[robertsan21]

its a beach in malta.

 

[Naked Snake]

nm

 

[Outlaw]

CRAB BATTLE!!

 

[Gattsu25]

that's a huge fucking crabosity

 

[Ollie Pooch]

My friend made an observation tonight that he can't eat food from the sea because "everything that comes out of it is so weeeeeird."

I found it an amusing comment, but oh how it's proven itself once I got home. :/

i always say that fish are fruits of the sea - you just pluck one out and BAM - meal

 

[robertsan21]

CRAB BATTLE!!

hahah that was funny!

 

[beerbelly]

 

[robertsan21]

beerbelly your always so nice to me

 

[demon]

That was the most retarded thing I have ever seen.

 

[COCKLES]

Anyone got the .avi of the crab being sucked into the deep sea pipe? :lol

 

[robertsan21]

That was the most retarded thing I have ever seen.

i know but hey i was bored at the beach

 

[distantmantra]

Anyone got the .avi of the crab being sucked into the deep sea pipe? :lol

http://nickscape.net/uwphotos/crab_pipe.htm

 

[Ristamar]

My friend made an observation tonight that he can't eat food from the sea because "everything that comes out of it is so weeeeeird."

I found it an amusing comment, but oh how it's proven itself once I got home. :/

I don't eat a lot of seafood for the very same reason. The shit just looks freakish.

 

[beerbelly]

beerbelly your always so nice to me

Only because you've been really nice to me the past few months

Nice video and pictures btw, although your story needs a little work

 

[demi]

Oh puh-leeze.